12-10
Young: We're doing FAST. Justin: What? We can't eat?"
Justin, misundestanding the meaning of FAST, the Bible study program...
12-3
Walter: "Yeah we're going color." Lacie: "And who's going to pay for that?"
Walter is the newsletter editor for Golden Key, Lacie is the treasurer. Guess if we're going to go to a color newsletter or not. =)
11-28
"I would fill my class with all A- students, because those are the students that are smart enough to do well, but don't work quite hard enough to get As, so they always have room for improvement. A students, on the other hand, can only go down."
Ryan again, talking about his ideal class of students...interesting view.
11-27
"I think I'm getting more retarded as I go on..."
Liz, talking about her college life here at U of M...quality college education
11-26
"I never thought I would create this much drama..."
My roommate Ryan, talking about the women in his life...this isn't what I expected...at all...never did I think that it'd be this much fun to watch Ryan go through this...=)
11-21
"Guys like to gossip just as much as girls do."
Andrea expounding on the philosophy and mindset of guys. I don't think she's right.
and
"I renounce all men..err..I mean boys."
Andrea again...
11-14
"We need to get something for Alicia, something about Michigan." Anonymous: "Yeah, like a ticket out of it."
Ouch. I chose to keep the person anonymous.
11-7
"You know, it's funny. There are lots of really dumb guys that are really good football players, and yet I can't understand the game."
Anonymous girl walking on the Diag, I thought it was hilarious! =)
10-23
"He IS just like me!"
Ryan, talking about a guy who was talking too much on TV...
10-16
"What're you eating? Chicken nuggets? Yum!"
The funny thing about this is...that Julie is a vegan, the most ultra of vegetarians. So why did she say yum? She was talking to a cute guy. Nice pick up line Julie...that should work every time.
10-2
"I don't really care about anything else. All I want at my wedding is a good cake...it's key."
My roommate Ryan, hmm...I think food is a little important to him eh?
9-28
"It's an autonomous solution...one with no mice in the car. Get it?"
Oh my...Gavin Larose, more of that crazy math professor humor...spare me.
9-24
"I think I'll make it my mission to have the most quotes...its not that hard...all I have to do is be myself!"
Andrea stating her mission...I don't envy her...=)
9-19
Me: "I guess I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff, but to me, that's the best way to end a piece." Abby: "Just like how all action movies end with the good guys beating up the bad ones..."
Ouch...Abby commenting on what I thought was a profound statement about Mozart...then she goes and compares it to action movies...just heart shattering...=)
9-18
"Anything with my name on it looks ten times better...no wait...make that a million times better..."
Andrea commenting on a certain part of my website, and how she "improved" it. Such a humble cousin...
9-11
"Have you ever heard of the blackboard effect? Yeah, it says that anybody standing within three feet of a blackboard has a sudden and overwhelming inability to spell anything right..."
My math professor substitute commenting on the blackboard effect, after spelling something wrong...nice excuse.
9-10
Me: "That could've been the love of my life, and you might've just ruined it." Ryan: "Hey man, it could've been for me too. I'm crying inside too..."
Ryan and I, after Ryan accidently hung up the phone on a potential "love of my life.."
9-6
Danny: "Do they have a kid?" John: "Yeah, his name is Hyeuo."
John, talking about Young and Chung Mi. Hyeuo is Young's 26 year old brother...if he's in Korea, so we can rip on him..=)
9-5
"I like Venus's build. All the athletes I like are a certain build. ."
Travis, a hallmate, commenting on Venus Williams. He had no idea how bad it sounded...
9-3
"Yeah, a freshman came up to the table at Maize Craze and asked us, "Is there a Homecoming dance?" Lisa: "This isn't high school."
Vice President of SAC Lisa, laying the smack down on the freshman. Someone feels dumb...
9-2
"Ok, something weird about me? I dunno...I AM the something weird about me..."
Jessica expounding on the finer points of her peculiarities...
8-31
"Something weird about myself?...well, I like to run at night...you know, when it's more dangerous and stuff..."
That's my new roommate Ryan, a "dangerous" man. Yeah...ok
8-30
"My GAG is to not talk...it's been really really hard...Dayna and I cry on each others shoulders every night...
A GAG is something at Leadershape that you try to not do during the week...and for Carly, talking is about as important as breathing, apparently. J/K =)
8-29
"You know it's late when people are playing drinking games with water..."
Sayed...Panetta and some others were trying to see who could chug the most water...Panetta kinda spit out the water on everybody 'cuz he laughed...not one of the prettier sights at Leadershape...
8-28
"I know I won't be able to write all of these tonight. So I'll just write an IOE and drop in in their mailbox...I mean an IOU!!"
Mahshid, who is in IOE (Industrial Engineering). It was really late, and she was stumbling over all of her words and basically out of it...pretty funny, Rushir knows what I'm talking about.
8-27
"What do I do in my free time? Well, I ride that pony once in a while..."
"Ride that pony", the most popular game at Leadershape by far, and Sandeep was the facilitator for it...ask me about it sometime.
8-20
"Oh, what's this? It's the second grade play right? Hey, who's narrating? Oh, it's Albert...he's probably the only one who could read back then..."
Scott Bennett, commenting on a video of the 2nd grade play..
8-9
"Ha ha, look at Albert. He's probably thinking...with that angle, the distance to the camera is about..."
Scott Bennett, after watching a 1st grade video of me, where I stare at the camera...
8-5
"I don't like Rachmaninoff that much. There're so many parts in his pieces that are just so sappy, you know?"
OK, you're probably going "what?" Precisely what I thought when Abby from New York said it. She's a piano major, and that's why I'm not. =) She's really an extremely gifted player though..
8-3
Me: "Yeah, my new roommate likes to converse a lot..." John: "It'll be just like having a girlfriend..."
Ha ha...not exactly, hopefully Ryan won't take offense...
8-2
"Yeah, my chemistry teacher, just was terrible! I mean first of all, she was short..."
Wow, Leslie talking about her professor...and the first thing she mentions is height? Last time I checked that didn't have much to do with much...=)
7-25
Me: "Yeah, we have a pool going for how quick Jukes is going to get a girlfriend in California, Andy's got the first two years, and I've got the last two..." Lucy: "First two years? I want the first two months!" Arnold: "First Sabbath for me!"
We have no faith in Jukes, do we?
7-15
Tracy: "John, can you get me one of those patient underwears?" John: "Yeah, are they those one size fits all things?" Tracy: "Umm, yeah. I mean, one size fits almost all..."
Nurse Tracy, inflicting some humor on a slow day...
7-1
Me: "It's a good thing Sandra, because when people read your quote of the days, they laugh and get endorphins." Jukes: "Yeah, and when they actually get to meet you in person, they get more endorphins!"
Endorphins are the body's feel good hormones, and I'm thinking either Sandra is amusing, or she just says really er..."funny" stuff....
6-27
"Yeah, call me up! We can study together!"
I guess people just don't do dinner or lunch anymore, do they? Well, I guess it's different when both me and Alefiyah are studying for the MCATs...
6-25
"No, I don't use it to call guys. I use my cell phone only when I get lost. And that's a lot."
Nina talking about when she uses her phone...I'm thinking I'm not riding with her or asking for directions, anytime soon...
6-21
Mrs. Cho: "Could you check in the bathroom if Andrew is there?" Me: (checking) "He's washing his face." Mrs. Cho: "That kid! I don't know why he's like that. Did he bring a toothbrush too?"
Translated, but still amusing. The kid has good hygeine, how can you blame him?
6-20
Nurse: "Good morning!" Tom: "No, good afternoon. I don't want the day to start over again.."
My last day of volunteering at the Botsford ER, and Tom, one of the security guards said it.
6-19
"Yeah. I'll take the sirloin steak, without the sirloin..."
No, Nicki wasn't serious, she is vegetarian like me, and was just joking around at Ruby Tuesdays...that would be kinda funny though...
6-18
Sunny: "I don't like borrowing clothes." Me: "It's no big deal, it's not like you're borrowing underwear or anything." Sandra: "Well, you guys are about the same size..."
Umm...I would definatley NOT lend my underwear to anybody...regardless of what Sandra says.
6-17
Young: "I'm thinking about something that is 1500 miles long, about 20 feet high, and 30 feet thick. Anyone know what it is?" Justin: "It's the Ark."
OK...I'm thinking Noah's ark was NOT 1500 miles long...but I might be wrong..=)
6-14
"Med school...so much work! Why? That's all I have to ask...why? why?."
No..it isn't me talking, but it sure sounds like me...it's Karlin, on why anyone would want to be a doctor. Of course...she's going to be an engineer and go to grad school...but who's counting?
6-13
"Yeah, you're anti-social. Look at the amount of time you spend on your webpage."
Nicki said it, and no, I don't spend that much time on this thing, she's just very misinformed (and mad that I wouldn't go to the Shock game with her and some people...)
6-12
Me: "Yeah, I would think Justin's the king (of gaseous emissions)." Brian: "But I want to be the king."
Priorities, priorities. Things are so different when you're young...=)
6-10
"I want Philadelphia to win because they're in the East, like the Pistons."
My mom, commenting on the NBA finals, and I guess whatever works for you...
6-9
Me (examining Hyun June's biceps): Wow, Hyun June, you're starting to bulk up, you been working out?" Hyun June: "Oh this? It's natural."
Hmm...7th grader Hyun June, natural built up biceps is a nice thing to have no doubt.
6-8
"Yeah, those Nigerians, all they do is run and cross country ski."
Umm...Justin? Nigeria is in Africa...and somehow I don't see them cross country skiing...
6-6
"Indian girls? They're overrated."
Manu (who is Indian) said it, not me!
6-5
Andrea: "OK, I was feeling dumb for a second." Me: "Never feel dumb." Andrea: "OK, I'll try, but it's kinda hard."
She said it, not me.
6-4
"So yeah, I guess I'm supposed to look for a guy now, so I looked for a guy. But I couldn't find anyone. I mean, where's the next Martin Luther King Jr. or the next Gandhi? I haven't been able to find him."
Wow. Elizabeth's got her sights set a little high, don't you think? She wants someone on the level of King or Gandhi? Like I told her...good luck.
5-30
Me: "So are the kids in your class cool?" Nicole: "They try."
Oh wow. Ouch. Nicole talking about her class...
5-23
"It ticks me off. I've lost so much weight that my clothes don't fit me anymore.
A sentence that about a million girls wish they could say right now, sadly enough. And amazingly, it comes from a FRESHMAN girl, Nicki, who lost weight during the year.
5-21
"What're you here for? You want money?
My dad, commenting when I walked into his room...no comment, except that I didn't want money, I just wanted to talk. But money's nice too..=)
5-18
"Yeah, she's a test dummy for ____ exams...for $75 an hour. Beth: "What?!! Actually..for $75 an hour...hmm...
You can e-mail me to find out what goes in the blanks...that is as far as I'll go in quotes, no further.
5-16
Me: (jokingly) So what'd you do, hurt your knee while chasing someone? Tom: Yeah, I actually got it when I was going over a fence, and my foot got caught at the top, so my body sorta fell and my knee got stretched...and the other knee, I hit something with it, then I got hit by a car on it."
Yeah..that about shut me up pretty quick. Tom, who is one of the security guards at Botsford, talking about his knees and his former days as a Detroit cop. Wow. And he didn't break anything when he got hit!
5-15
"The line for pics were really really really really long. But our whole group of 24 people cut and got in front...seriously though..it saved us like 2 hours of waiting."
Hmm...my cousin Andrea talking about senior ball...I bet those people behind were really happy that TWENTY FOUR people cut in front of them! I guess they do stuff different on the West Coast or something...=)
5-13
Me: "So, what did you learn this week about charcter?" Justin: "I run track, and I won both of my races on Wednesday. I learned to be humble."
Umm...yeah, that's pretty humble all right. Actually an improvement for Justin...well, sort of. At least he responded.
5-11
"Hey, how was the orchestra concert at Andrews? Oh, sorry Sandra, I forgot you went."
Nina was talking to Sandra and I, and sh
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