2006 Quote of the Days!




12-4
Me: "This girl (Ellen)...she practiced piano so much that her fingers would start to bleed." Ellen: "Well, it's nothing compared to the brain damage you got from med school."."

Oh...ouch. ha ha. The pianist can dish out the insults too. =)


11-16
Justin: "How much is that?" Me: "3.57". Justin: "Man, that's really expensive...that's like...four dollars."

That's...our youth pastor. Words of wisdom.


11-15
Contributed by Jenny noonah: "I'm working in the anticoag clinic right now and a pt calls cuz she can't stop her nosebleed..."

Receptionist: hello ma'am, how can i help you?
Pt: i can't stop my nose bleed and i'm calling to ask your permission to go to the ed.
Receptionist: you don't need our permission. if you can't stop the bleeding, hang up and call 911.
Pt: fine, what't the # to 911. receptionist: it's 9-1-1 on your phone, all you have to do is press, 9 and then 1 and then another 1...

Ha ha ha...amazing...


11-2
Annonymous: "Are you outside? I hear the wind blowing." Me: "Uh...no. That's me breathing through my nose."

I don't even know what to say to this. Wow. Are all you not telling me my nose-breathing isn't so quiet? Grr...


10-2
"Are there any Korean guys that are chefs?" Kelly: "No, why do you think I'm still single?"

Apparently that's all you gotta be as a Korean guy. I guess it says something about what we need to work on, ha ha.


8-16
"Watching him trying to work on someone's mouth is like watching someone trying to type with boxing gloves on."

Ha ha ha...well, safe to say I don't want that oral surgeon working on me...


7-5
At the reception, as the new couple entered: "The groom, Hyun Lee, and the maid, Sandra Baek."

Well...the MC Justin got off to a little bit of a rough start at the reception. How much rougher can you get than calling the bride a maid, and then calling her Baek instead of Lee? ha ha ha ha...


6-26
Sandra: "I didn't have very much to eat. I had a little veggie meat and chicken." Sang: "Oh, you must've been standing behind Kimmy in line too."

Kimmy is trying to beat up Sang right now...but he's her ride home. Fun times...


6-19
(While doing announcements at church) "I kinda felt like Moses...continuously speaking to a stiff-necked people."

Ha ha ha...I've had experience with this, I certainly concur.


6-4
"It's not that I think all other doctors besides myself is an idiot...well actually I do, but..."

Ha ha ha...


5-14
"I don't want a boyfriend, I want a husband. I want my soulmate. I don't know why it's hitting now."

Annonymous girl...I think she's skipping some steps.


5-8
Me: "So guys, yeah, I finally got a basketball hoop!" Justin N: "Did you buy it, or your parents?" Me:"My parents." Justin N: "Aww, did you go to the store with them, and ask, mommy, can I get that one? Please? I've been good..." Hyun: "And when you got it, did you jump up and down?"

Ha ha ha...Justin and Hyun are not allowed on my court. Not ever. =)


5-7
"...I declare these two men, husband and wife..."

Annonymous pastor, from an annonymous recent wedding of a man and a woman. I daresay that might get cut from the wedding video...


5-1
Sandra: "Hey, you can help us paint! Oh my goodness, this week we painted and painted and I thought I was going to die!" Hyun:"What do you mean? I painted the whole thing." Sandra:"Well, the part I painted, I thought I was going to die!"

I think I might help Hyun paint...


4-22
Linda speaking to Jen: "Do you want some gum? Jen: "Sure." Linda taking package out, but realizing...: "Oh wait, I don't have any left." (Kelly pulls gum out) Linda: "Kelly, can I have some gum?"

Make sure you have gum...before offering it to anyone else. Nice Linda...nice.


4-1
Resident: "So I heard you had a bowel movement?" Patient: "No, I didn't. It was just a wet fart."

Things you hear on the pediatric wards...


3-11
"So that proves my point that big guys who do dangerous/stupid things and get hurt should at the least, be "manly" enough to bear a certain amount of discomfort without resorting to tears and outbursts. Call me callous, but I told the trauma surgeon that we might need to bolus the guy some IV fluids since he was getting dehydrated from all the crying. He didn't even have a scratch on him and all his x-rays were negative."

Off of Dan's site...this is pretty funny, and actually I think I know what he's talking about...having seen something similar myself.


3-5
Girl: "So when did I meet you?" Guy: "I saw you praying, and I was impressed by you."

Umm...is that a Christian pick up line? Your prayer impressed me? How about...the way you led song service put a song in my heart. Or...your call to worship..forget it. ha ha ha...


2-20
Resident: "Don't you remember seeing this patient? I think you saw him." Attending: "What? I don't even remember the last patient I saw!"

Ha ha ha...things you hear as a med student


2-13
"Me: Dumb guys are easier to control, so you want a dumb guy right? Joann:"I'm very good at controlling, I don't need a man I can control. I can do that with intelligent men too."

Ummm...is that sound of a whip I hear cracking in Joann's hand? ha ha ha...


2-12
"He's the artest of baseball. They need a reality show with those two, mike tyson, marty mcsorley and kyle turley. Me: "Throw in Tonya Harding as the girl." Sunny: "Yes!! Everyone would have to sign major waivers..." Me: "I'd so watch that show." Sunny: "Somebody would actually die on that show. Maybe let Danny Heatley be their chauffer?"

Oohhh..harsh. That'd be one crazy reality show...


2-10
Sandra: "Bach? There is a Korean with a last name Bach? Isn't that German?" Jong, a deacon of our youth: "How do you spell German Bach?" Sandra really loud: "B-A-C-K"

Classic Sandra...


2-3
Esther: "How tall are you Jonathon?" Sandra: "HE'S TWELVE!"."

Sandra said it in a "duh!" tone of voice too...ha ha ha.


1-25
"The thing is, I find that I always have less time than I need. I wish there were 8 more hours in every day for the things I need to do...it's the little things that take time for me, like paying bills, cooking food, apartment rent...I wish I had a maid, you know?...Actually, I need a wife."

A GIRL said this...Abby lamenting her lack of time to do things...ha ha ha.


1-22
*After scissors came out of Sunny's gift bag at the gift exchange: Sunny: "I clip my nosehairs with those."

The scissors were immediately dropped, needless to say.


1-19
*At the annual DKAY gift exchange: "Yeah! It's a glove compartment organizer...for the car I don't have!"

Justin N., ha ha. This was funny.

later..

Me: "That is pretty cool." Justin: "Yeah...really cool...for my bike!"


1-18
"One of the things I like to do is send cards to my daughters. I never send cards to Matt(adult son), frankly, 'cuz I'm not sure he can read."

Ha ha...one of the docs...ouch.


1-16
*Playing the game Operation. Linda: "Oh dang it! I'm a doctor!"

Linda...I think everyone's a doctor in Operation.


1-13
"You must be Jamaican...'cuz Ja-makin' me crazy!"

Kimmy...that's pretty classic. Off of her IM away message...


1-2
Lady at Ford Field: "I'm back to get my coat, then I'm out of here." Adjacent fan: "What kind of fan are you?" Adjacent fan #2: "(She's) A smart one."

Yeah...unfortunately. Which Lions fans are smart? Those who leave games early to beat the traffic...