12-7
Me: "Man, I should count all the mosquito bites I have." Erin:"Can you count that high?"
Grr...Erin's so mean.
10-17
"You know, there's a really hot Korean soccer player @ Manchester, England. I thought, you know, I could go to school there, maybe I could run into him at the Korean supermarket. My life might never have been the same afterwards."
Linda, during her testimony. Quite possibly one of the funniest testimonies I've heard, certainly powerful and moving though...
10-10
Me: "Hey, so you're married? Congrats!" Ray: "Thanks, but she's starting to learn English now, so I might have to send her back."
Oh man...Dr. Ray. wow
10-5
One of the male freshmen that live in Walter's hall: "Jon Stewart is awesome. I'd marry him if I was a man."
Shaking head...freshmen. Would be nice to get your gender right at least...ha ha
8-24
Ray: "So, have you forgotten to tie knots?" Me: "Yeah, pretty much." Ray:"Wrong answer. The answer I was looking for is I never knew hot to tie knots, as evidenced by our time together."
Dr. Ray, one of the funniest people I've ever met, ha ha ha
8-10
"Satan always takes something good and makes a counterfeit, like the way we celebrate Easter. Bunnies, egg hunts. Anyone ever realize that bunnies don't lay eggs?"
Pastor Alden Ho...amen brother
8-7
Me: "I've gotten burned by this before." Annonymous girl: "Well, don't worry, I'm not one of the Korean girls you know.
No comment...except Joe, that one was for you man.
8-5
Me: "So, who are your enemies?" Annonymous girl: "Me? I don't have any enemies." Me: "Really?" Girl: "Well, only girls that are jealous of me."
ha ha ha...wow! ;)
5-9
Host 1: "I need to get a truck drivers license, I think it's called an OSB or an SPO or something like that, I don't remember." Host 2: "It's called a master's degree from Ohio State."
ha ha ha...Go Blue!
1-16
albie024: Hiro cracks me up
buffstufjn (11:34:27): yeah...he's tight
albie024 (11:35:01): smart guy though, I think he went to Yale or something
buffstufjn (11:35:08): man...
buffstufjn (11:35:18): i wish i was ugly and smart...
buffstufjn (11:35:26): you might have a chance =]
buffstufjn (11:35:28): puaahahahahaha
albie024 (11:35:29): ha ha ha ha
buffstufjn (11:35:32): jk...
albie024 (11:35:37): I got the ugly part
buffstufjn (11:35:37): that's weird though
buffstufjn (11:35:44): every famous asian...recently...are like that
buffstufjn (11:35:46): ugly and smart
buffstufjn (11:35:48): and weird
albie024 (11:35:48): he speaks perfect Asian
albie024 (11:35:53): shoot
albie024 (11:35:58): He speaks perfect English
albie024 (11:35:59): my bad
buffstufjn (11:36:01): Asian?
buffstufjn (11:36:05): i thought that was a joke
buffstufjn (11:36:06): hahahaha....
albie024 (11:36:10): *shaking head* man...it was a mistake
albie024 (11:36:12): not a joke
buffstufjn (11:36:12): now you're just ugly...
Fun times with Justin N., fun times. ha ha...he speaks perfect Asian? Man...
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