The Twelve Days of Christmas

        On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  
 
 
      Twelve Drummers Drumming 
 
                  .-}        .-}        .-} 
                  |_|        |_|        |_| 
                  (_)        (_)  __    (_) .---. 
                  | \ .--.   | \.'  '.  | \/     \ 
                  |\_|--o )  |\_|--o  ; |\_|--o   | 
                  |:| '--'   |:|'.__.'  |:|\     / 
                  |:|        |:|        |:| `---` 
                  |:|_       |:|_       |:|_ 
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
        .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-. 
        |M|   |E|   |R|   |R|   |Y|   |X|   |M|   |A|   |S| 
        (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_) 
       /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ 
       [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] 
        |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| 
        |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| 
       _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ 
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 
 
 
      Eleven Pipers Piping 
    _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _ 
  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_) 
   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (") /I\
     /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\ 
  (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) 
   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| |||
     |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| 
  _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ 
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 
 
 
 
      Ten Lords A-Leaping 
 
                              w              w 
               w             \0__           \0__ 
              \0__      w     /_     w      /_ 
              /_     __0/  '\/ /    \0_  '\/ /    w 
           '\/ /      /_       `    /_       `  __0/ 
               `   `\/  \,         _\ \,         /_ 
                w                 `           `\/  \, 
               \0__      w                 w 
               /_        0__       w      \0__ 
              _\ \,     /|_      __0/      |_ 
             `        `\/  \,     /_      _\ \, 
                               `\/ /,    ` 
 
 
 
 
      Nine Ladies Dancing 
 
                     ()                       () 
             ()    _/)(\_           ()      _/)(\_ 
           _/)(\_   /^^\    ()    _/)(\_     /""\ 
            /~~\   /____\ _/)(\_   /``\     /____\ 
           /____\          /""\   /____\   () 
                   ()     /____\         _/)(\_      () 
                 _/)(\_           ()      /^^\     _/)(\_ 
                  /~~\          _/)(\_   /____\     /~~\ 
                 /____\          /~~\              /____\ 
                                /____\ 
 
 
 
 
     Eight Maids A-Milking 
 
          __.----.       __.----.        __.----.        __.----.___ 
(\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'        ;--` 
 `(uu)'      _  `(dd)'       _  `(gg)'       _  `(vv)'       _   | 
  )  (      (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  | 
 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 ,/ 
  `--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    _(__)| 
       `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||      `||~|| /\|| 
 ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ 
          __.----.       __.----.        __.----.       __.----.___ 
(\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'        ;--` 
 `(99)'       _  `(66)'      _  `(aa)'      _  `(ee)'        _  | 
  )  (       (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (        (|) | 
 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)       8~8,/ 
  `--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    _(__)| 
       `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||     `||~|| /\|| 
^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^ 
 
 
 
 
      Seven swans A-Swimming 
       ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___ 
      /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \    _, |/
      )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   / | 
        //  _/ |//  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  | 
       / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   _) 
      /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   _/) \ 
      ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-   / 
  ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ 
 
 
 
 
      Six Geese A-Laying 
    __         __         __         __         __         __ 
  >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' ) 
    )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   , 
   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\ 
  /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) \
  `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/ 
   `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ 
      ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__) 
 
 
 
 
      Five Golden Rings 
 
                    .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-. 
                   ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) 
                    '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'   '-' 
 
 
 
 
      Four Calling Birds 
 
                 ___       ___       ___       ___ 
                ('v')     ('v')     ('v')     ('v') 
               ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   )) 
             -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- 
 
 
 
 
      Three French Hens 
 
                    (\  }\   (\  }\   (\  }\ 
                   (  \_('> (  \_('> (  \_('> 
                   (__(=_)  (__(=_)  (__(=_ )
                       -"=      -"=      -"= 
 
 
 
 
      Two Turtle Doves 
                           _      _ 
                          <')_,/ <') ,/ 
                          (_==/  (_==/ 
                           ='-    ='- 
 
 
 
 
      And a Partridge in a Pear Tree 
                           _ 
                           ('> 
                           /))@@@@@ 
                          /@"@@@@@()@ 
                         @@()@@()@@@@ 
                         @@@O@@@@()@@@ 
                         @()@@\@@@()@@ 
                          @()@||@@@@@ 
                            @@||@@@ 
                              || 
                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
 
 
                       MERRY CHRISTMAS! 
 
  
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