The sporting goods salesman

A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you, ma'am?"

"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod. Can you tell me about this one?"

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and cannot see the rod your referring to. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes."

The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter.

He belts out, "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15."

Lady - "Wow! Amazing!" She finds another and does the same.

"That's an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20."

Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.

As the man is ringing up the sale the lady rips a big fart but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is.

Salesman says, "That'll be $25."

"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !?  YOU SAID $20 ?"

"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call and $2 for the fish bait."

-- from that great joke factory in the sky