Golden Banana Archives

Welcome to the one and only Golden Banana Link of the Day. This page is dedicated to bringing to attention a webpage that we the members of find worthy of display on our esteemed website. You the reader can expect the page of the day to be humorous in a demented kind of way.

Here's the August 27, 2000 Golden Banana Link of the Day!!

Kevin's Oddly Different Story Time: Curious George and the High Tension Power Line and other stories

He's cute, adorable and he's damn near the most curious little monkey around ... he's Curious George!! Check out his latest antics and other stories on a Golden Banana Link of the Day that promises to lend a "unique" twist on the children's stories that you grew up with.

September 28, 2000

Today you get the special pleasure of two... count 'em... one... two... Golden Banana links of the day. Why? Because. That's why.

Attack Monkeys. An article from the Guardian about how "Monkeys [are] the new weapon of Paris gangs". Need I say more.
Here's the text of the article just in case they take it away.

17 Monkeys This was a web address on the email I received the previous link from. It's a rather boring page, but I like the slogan... "When 16 monkeys isn't enough". Imagine if they were archer monkeys...

October 1, 2000

I'm going to try to put up these links a little more frequently so try to come back a check these out a little more often.

Not quite archermonkeys but getting closer. "Monkey see, Monkey threw" From the AP.
Here's the text of the article just in case they take it away.

October 2, 2000

Wow two days in a row... maybe we have something here

Jamming Scissors into your Crotch Repeatedly FAQ There are many FAQs (Frequently Asked Question) lists on the web. This is one of the more weird and/or amusing ones. Make sure you turn up the volume on your speakers.

October 3, 2000

Disturbing Auctions Ebay and its colleagues in the auctioning world have become extremely popular. People are making money off of their junk... no more selling junk to the neighbor at a garage sale. It's selling junk to someone across the country! Anyway, this site collects example of disturbing auctions... some are pretty weird. Check it out.

October 6, 2000

I guess after 3 days in a row you couldn't expect to have another... but 4 in one week ain't bad.

Testicle Festival? I don't really want to say any more. (Warning: There appears to be some nudity on this site. What do you expect from the Official Testicle Festival)

October 10, 2000

The Spark's Fat Project 30 pounds in 30 days... sounds like a weight loss commercial. *wrong* The Spark is sponsoring 2 people to GAIN 30 pounds in 30 Days. It's ten days old now.. let's see how it turns out. (What would you expect from the people who came up with Stinkymeat, Stinkymeat 2, and the utterly disgusting Stinkyfeet.)

October 25, 2000

Encyclopedia Llamactica Just plain weird.

November 8, 2000

World Championship Punkin Chunkin Happy belated halloween. This is my favorite use of old Jack-o-lanterns. Anyway if you can hurl a pumpkin four thousand feet you're okay with me.

The first human male pregnancy Like there was a first non-human male pregnancy. Anyway this was sent to me by a good buddy of mine so I promised him it'd make the list. Enjoy

November 18, 2000

Monkey Hot or not I suppose this is a parody of Am I Hot or not Both are worthwhile sites... for different reasons.

Jennifer Lopez seizing... well performing really at the MTV Europe music awards in Stockholm, Sweden, November 16, 2000
Here's the pic if they take it down

20 Questions This is a database that plays 20 questions with you. It's actually pretty good. Cool in a geeky kinda of way.

November 20, 2000

Obscene Origami Not for the faint at heart

I'd like to take a moment to thank the folks at They've unwittingly provided some of the links above (not today's though) and is my number one source of news these days.

November 23, 2000 Featuring Dusty the fat bitter cat. 'Nuf said. I respect the pussy!

Failed breakfast cereals

November 27, 2000

Final Meal Requests This list provided by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice... oddly enough you can find out each person's crime. You'd think that information would be confidential or something.

December 3, 2000

Emarker A device from Sony that answers the question "What's that song?" if you hear it on the radio. (Normally this wouldn't qualify for a Gold Banana, but I was checking out the website the other day and today I read something about *CD that's something similar. There's also iTag but I think they're out of service.

December 5, 2000

Swiss Army Knife Model CyberTool 34 There are also the CyberTool 29 and CyberTool 41 Remeber the days your Swiss Army Knife was for camping? (Make sure you look at each knife's features)

Postal Experiments from the Annals of Improbable Research. I've received this "journal" by email for a while and have laughed at some of stuff. But my friend and I were just talking about mailing toast so this makes the list.

December 7, 2000

Cell phone guns And you thought that the only people that were killed by cell phones were bad drivers.
Here's the text of the article if they take it down.

Excite's Search Voyeur See what searches are going on now.

December 8, 2000

Dr. Leon Self-proclaimed "Psychology with an attitude"

iSketch Pictionary online. Somewhat addictive.

December 9, 2000
Lots of links today. I must have had some free time.

YouHaveBO "The internet's premier BO Notification service" I don't know if it's for real or not. It's a good idea though.

Squirrel Fishing You just have to wonder what motivates someone to try this. No animals were harmed in this experiment.

Jesus Dressup borderline (well not really borderline) sacriligious.

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie "An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control". The question begs itself... Do you get better coverage if you use Heavy-Duty Foil?

December 17, 2000

Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character Kind of like 20 questions (see November 18, 2000) but funner(? is that a word)

December 23, 2000 Ok... definitely not Jesus. This guy is going to hell.*

January 22, 2001

The Weenies Collection Forget Beanie Babies... these are Weenie Babies...

January 30, 2001

(I must have been smoking too much crack because the last two dates were green... oh well I guess I'll leave them)
A few links from my Texas connection

Johnny Popper A must have... Not a Blues Traveler fan site.

The Second Coming project More blasphemy fun for all.

February 15, 2001

Monkey gets head stuck in coconut Here's the text if they take it down.

Teletubbies show to end THere is a god.. Here's the text if they take it down.

February 17, 2001

The Sugar Packet Collector's Page Is this for real? I found this at 4L's out of 5 I found myself here too... I only got 3L's out of 5 (Why would I admit something like this?). How do they find this stuff

March 7, 2001

Open up a fresh can of Whoop Ass

March 12, 2001

Scared residents let monkeys run riot Mmmm... riotous monkeys. Here's the text if they take it down.

Pentagon's latest weapon Imagine having one of these to use on your neighbors... or that stupid guy who cut you off at the intersection. Here's the text if they take it down.

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*The administrators of this website cannot actually make this guy go to hell. Nor are do we wish that anyone go to hell (except maybe Gilbert Godfrey). We are simply suggesting that an omnipresent, yet benevolent deity would still send this guy to hell.

Web Page created 25 August 2000
Last Modified 14 March 2001