April 7, 2001

Hidden litter systems No more unsightly litter boxes. Leave your friends wondering why your cat hangs around your potted plants.

Caffeinated Meatloaf Goes well with a cup of joe. I wonder if the FDA needs to hear about this?

Mayor wants prostitutes to get 'a damn good spanking' You'd think this might increase prostitution. Here's the text if they take it down.

Man fires nail into his heart Imagine his embarrassment if he had hammered it into his heart. Here's the text if they take it down.

April 6, 2001

From mJD
FrankenMonkey Woo Hoo. Here's the text if they take it down.

Rugger Resigns Over Rectal Fouls Rectal fouls? *shudder* Here's the text if they take it down.

Study: Bathrooms Comfort Some, Isolate Others Hmm... I know the bathroom comforts me. Here's the text if they take it down.

April 3, 2001

Hooker Heros Prostitutes who changed the world.

Mir scared our sheep, say angry farmers Hmmm... I think they have a case. Here's the text if they take it down.

Escaped chimp drinks himself unconscious with beer He must have been to a frat party. Here's the text if they take it down.

Robot Moose Dumb poachers... Here's the text if they take it down.

Sacked Driver a-peels to his boss I wish I had thought of this my last job. Here's the text if they take it down.

Thieves steal mass of bull's sperm I'm not sure that 100 liters of bull sperm would be the first thing I decided to steal. What happened to robbing banks. Here's the text if they take it down

Dogs on Front Line of Cost Battle Here's the text if they take it down.

March 27, 2001

Silent students demonstrate about nothing. Not very creative are they? Here's the text if they take it down.

Woman sues for loss of her monkey. Absolutely tragic. I don't know what I would do if I lost my monkey. Here's the text if they take it down.

Child immobilises armoured vehicle In a related story the US Army recruits 500 2-year olds. Here's the text if they take it down.

University of Slough Department of Perpetual Motion This is what happens when three PhDs have too much to drink and too much free time.

The Sushi Fortune Teller Mmmmm... raw fish rules!

Japanese Commercial I'm not sure what they are selling but in any case this commercial is hilarious.

March 26, 2001

First link today from mJD
Lamb with 'human face' perishes after birth Weird... look out for bald men with sunglasses...Here's the text if they take it down.

Blast Mapper Courtesy of PBS. Using this little page, you can map out the destructive effects of a nuclear detonation anywhere in the US. Just in case you have a nuclear warhead.

Dopewars Best game ever created (with the possible exception of Bust a Groove) Also available for Palm OS and apparently the TI-85 calculator You'll have to find those yourself. Okay... I found them for you.P.S. It's slow in the ER tonight and the nurses are playing Dopewars on a Palmpilot.

Live in an airplane!

Bizarre Stuff you can make in your kitchen

March 22, 2001

Chubby Teletubbies to Release Fitness Video I wonder how long until the Teletubbies start on the Atkins Diet. Here's the text if they take it down.

Robot to counsel families Here's the text if they take it down.

Nipguards "Protection against painful nipple abrasion". This looks like it should be fake, but I'm not sure it is? What would happen if you used Nipguards with bodyPerks(See March 17, 2001)

March 21, 2001

How Shrunken Heads are made

Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car An argument for giving animals glasses. How do they know the moose was sex-starved? Here's the text if they take it down.

Squirrel Shredding Scandal Costs $14,000 An outrage for animal rights and who the hell would kill a squirrel by shredding it? here's the text if they take it down.

March 20, 2001

U.S. Surname Distribution Kind of neat in a geeky kind of way.

Tampon Angels How to make an angel ornament from a tampon... *sigh*

Free tacos!!! If.... Here's the press release

March 19, 2001

Post-It Theatre Apparently all these animations are hand drawn and scanned. Someone has too much time. (besides me I mean)

Society of Triple Nippled Men

Hungry Guard Foils Heroin Delivery in Burrito Glad our penal system searches food so closely. What's he doing eating my burrito anyway? Here's the text if they take it down.

March 17, 2001 Happy St. Patty's day... Kiss me I'm half-Irish

BodyPerks This proves that women are devils. Read all about it I love the headline. Here's the text if they take it down.

Burger Pipe "The Burger of the Future is here now!" *shiver* Available also PotatoPipe and SalmonPipe.

The Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide Only by studying this religiously can you hope to prevail over me! You know who you are!

March 16, 2001

Foot-and-Mouth in Chicago Better bleach your feet if you go to Chicago.

Virtual Pooh Sticks I thought Ju-Lin was the freak, but it's everybody against me. What is wrong with you people.

March 15, 2001

The Museum of Questionalble Medical Devices Heck... I shop here. Free admission!

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics Britney Spears, she's sexy, she's talented, and she's smart too.

March 13, 2001

Gender Test Are you a boy or girl?

For the nerd in you-- The roll-up keyboard and the Forcefeedback mouse Pack your keyboard away and feel windows as you roll over them!

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