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dedicated to bringing to attention a webpage that we the members of
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reader can expect the page of the day to be humorous in a demented kind of
way.
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August 10, 2001
EZ leaker So you can go when you can't stop to go...
NOCIRC Saw this story about people who are opposed to circumcision on TV last night. I don't know if I like their name
August 9, 2001
Playboy escapes But this Playboy is a crocidile?
August 8, 2001
Are you speeding? Check this out. Another use for GPS. Here's the text if they take it down.
August 7, 2001
FreeImplants.com Interesting. I'm not sure if I should take it seriously I like the disclaimer in the corner, "Both Men & Women can win because if you win you can keep them - sell them - or give them away!"
Micki Juip One of my inspirations. Actually it's my friend's mom. She's really very nice. Check out the recipe. He says though, "I, myself, have never eaten Pronto Nacho salad. But that doesn't mean that she's never made it..."
Rooted in air: Nature restakes its claim on downtown as trees grow on the roofs of Detroit's abandoned gems Here's the text if they take it down.
July 28, 2001
Barbie gone bad Also check out Bicurious George
July 22, 2001
Mike the headless chicken And he has his own festival.
July 16, 2001
July 15, 2001
French Gnomes Freed Don't people have better things to do with their time? Here's the text if they take it down.
Virtual Housecall From the Comedy Lab
July 10, 2001
How to impress your date Worked for me! Other fun at Zefrank.com
July 7, 2001
Heartless Bitches International I'm just keeping my mouth shut.
July 7, 2001
Bakes Fireworks, Blows up Kitchen I usually just make cookies. Here's the text if they take it down.
June 28, 2001
Sexiest Geek Alive Contest ?!?
June 23, 2001
Cookie Monster assaulted What kind of world do we live in that furry blue cookie lovers get beaten up? Here's the text if they take it down.
June 21, 2001
Get your own action figure Who's your favorite action figure? GI Joe? Still playing with those Stormtroopers? My litte Pony? Yourself you say!? How is that possible?
Urine Scheme Twarted Here's the text if they take it down. The Whizzinator homepage
Gangster Tour I was walking through Chinatown today and saw a black-painted school bus driving down the street with 'Untouchables Tour' on the side of it... it had to make this page.
June 10, 2001
Xtremevacations Like no vacation you've ever taken. The main site, You're Probably Lost has some interesting features.
June 5, 2001
Tampon superheroes Just plain weird. This and the next link today from Linky and Dinky
Zairmail Type in a message and they will print it out and mail it for free (with ads) interesting idea. I just sent myself a test message. we'll see how it works.
School Principal Fired for Burning Hamster They don't let anyone have any fun anymore. Here's the text if they take it down.
June 3, 2001
The Stool Fairy? You thought putting your teeth under your pillow was disgusting.
Dr. Pepper knock offs Someone sat down and compiled a list of 95 Dr. Pepper knock-offs. Impressive... waste of time that is.
May 30, 2001
Gas Price Watch Is your dad like my dad? I mean, does your dad drive around town looking for the lowest gas prices? Well now there's no more wasting gas in the process... assuming your dad uses the internet.
May 25, 2001
Follow the further adventures of Miss Muffy and her "Classic Cartoon" pals. Don't forget to check out PornoPony. mMD2B adds his second link in a year and he wants a cookie... well it's a pretty good link.
May 22, 2001
Snake swallows newborn From mJD This happened to me once. Here's the text if they take it down.
Ho Chi Minh's Zoo? Genuine error or politial statement. Here's the text if they take it down.
May 18, 2001
Man-Monkey panic from mJD Here's the text if they take it down.
More Man-monkey more from mJD Here's the text if they take it down.
Archermonkey arrested! Generate your own page
May 6, 2001
The Standardized 'Should I Stalk William Shatner Test'
May 5, 2001
I've been feeling amotivational for a little while here's a link from the
Texas nerve plexus.
Jackie Chan
Stick figure style This kicks ass.
Hero Machine Kinda cool if you're into comics, which I'm not... still cool though.
Toasty The web-enabled weather forecasting toaster
Captain Safety A little bizzare.
April 23, 2001
Cursing in Swedish Especially useful if you are losing ing Swedish Hot wheels racing (see April 11, 2000). P.S.You haven't heard beautiful language until you've heard cursing in Greek
Lying around is good for you This is the kind of doctor I like! Here's the text if they take it down
Guide Horse? The Miniature horeses are kinda cool, but why the heck do they have braille on their web page? Here's an article about it and the text if they take it down.
April 15, 2001
Peeps A classic for Easter. From mJD
How to date Helped me out a lot.
Worm on the brain. I can't believed she named the worm.
Date-My-Sister Project The folks at the Spark have come through for us again
April 11, 2001
On-Line Hot Wheels Pretty sweet... it's in swedish though... not tough to figure out...
April 10, 2001
Buff Tanner-Total Man My favorite is the bench press in a can -- worked for me!
Reading toes the Foundation for Fundamental Dactylogical Reading. Just messed up to be real. I'm not sure to be honest.
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