Welcome to the one and only Golden Banana Link of the Day. This page is
dedicated to bringing to attention a webpage that we the members of
Archermonkey.com find worthy of display on our esteemed website. You the
reader can expect the page of the day to be humorous in a demented kind of
way.
August 10, 2001
EZ leaker So you can go when
you can't stop to go...
NOCIRC Saw this story about people who
are opposed to circumcision on TV last night. I don't know if I like their
name
August 9, 2001
Playboy
escapes But this Playboy is a crocidile?
August 8, 2001
Are
you speeding? Check this out. Another use for GPS. Here's the text if they take it down.
August 7, 2001
FreeImplants.com Interesting.
I'm not sure if I should take it seriously I like the disclaimer in the
corner, "Both Men & Women can win because if you win you can keep them -
sell them - or give them away!"
Micki
Juip One of my inspirations. Actually it's my friend's mom. She's
really very nice. Check out the recipe. He says though, "I, myself, have
never eaten Pronto Nacho salad. But that doesn't mean that she's never
made it..."
Rooted in
air: Nature restakes its claim on downtown as trees grow on the roofs of
Detroit's abandoned gems Here's the text
if they take it down.
July 28, 2001
Barbie gone bad
Also check out
Bicurious
George
July 22, 2001
Mike the headless
chicken And he has his own festival.
July 16, 2001
July 15, 2001
French
Gnomes Freed Don't people have better things to do with their time?
Here's the text if they take it down.
Virtual
Housecall From the Comedy Lab
July 10, 2001
How to impress your
date Worked for me! Other fun at
Zefrank.com
July 7, 2001
Heartless Bitches
International I'm just keeping my mouth shut.
July 7, 2001
Bakes
Fireworks, Blows up Kitchen I usually just make cookies. Here's the text if they take it down.
June 28, 2001
Sexiest Geek Alive Contest
?!?
June 23, 2001
Cookie
Monster assaulted What kind of world do we live in that furry blue
cookie lovers get beaten up? Here's the text
if they take it down.
June 21, 2001
Get
your own action figure Who's your favorite action figure? GI Joe?
Still playing with those Stormtroopers? My litte Pony? Yourself you
say!? How is that possible?
Urine
Scheme Twarted Here's the text if they take
it down. The Whizzinator homepage
Gangster Tour I was walking
through Chinatown today and saw a black-painted school bus driving down
the street with 'Untouchables Tour' on the side of it... it had to make
this page.
June 10, 2001
Xtremevacations
Like no vacation you've ever taken. The main site, You're Probably Lost has some
interesting
features.
June 5, 2001
Tampon
superheroes Just plain weird. This and the next link today from
Linky and
Dinky
Zairmail Type in a message and they
will print it out and mail it for free (with ads) interesting idea. I just
sent myself a test message. we'll see how it works.
School
Principal Fired for Burning Hamster They don't let anyone have any fun
anymore. Here's the text if they take it
down.
June 3, 2001
The Stool Fairy? You thought putting
your teeth under your pillow was disgusting.
Dr. Pepper
knock offs Someone sat down and compiled a list of 95 Dr. Pepper
knock-offs. Impressive... waste of time that is.
May 30, 2001
Gas
Price Watch Is your dad like my dad? I mean, does your dad drive
around town looking for the lowest gas prices? Well now there's no more
wasting gas in the process... assuming your dad uses the internet.
May 25, 2001
Follow the further adventures of
Miss Muffy and her "Classic Cartoon" pals. Don't forget to check out
PornoPony. mMD2B adds his second link in a year and he
wants a cookie... well it's a pretty good link.
May 22, 2001
Snake swallows
newborn From mJD This happened to me once. Here's the text if they take it down.
Ho Chi Minh's
Zoo? Genuine error or politial statement. Here's the text if they take it down.
May 18, 2001
Man-Monkey
panic from mJD Here's the text
if they take it down.
More
Man-monkey more from mJD Here's the text if they take it down.
Archermonkey
arrested! Generate your own
page
May 6, 2001
The Standardized
'Should I Stalk William Shatner Test'
May 5, 2001
I've been feeling amotivational for a little while here's a link from the
Texas nerve plexus.
Hero Machine Kinda
cool if you're into comics, which I'm not... still cool though.
Toasty
The web-enabled weather forecasting toaster
Captain
Safety A little bizzare.
April 23, 2001
Cursing in
Swedish Especially useful if you are losing ing Swedish Hot wheels
racing (see April 11, 2000). P.S.You haven't heard beautiful language
until you've heard cursing in Greek
Lying
around is good for you This is the kind of doctor I like! Here's the
text if they take it down
Guide Horse?
The Miniature horeses are kinda cool, but why the heck do they have
braille on their web page? Here's an article
about it and the text if they take it
down.
April 15, 2001
Peeps A
classic for Easter. From mJD
How to
date Helped me out a lot.
Worm
on the brain. I can't believed she named the worm.
Date-My-Sister
Project The folks at the Spark have come through for us again
April 11, 2001
On-Line Hot Wheels
Pretty sweet... it's in swedish though... not tough to figure out...
April 10, 2001
Buff Tanner-Total
Man My favorite is the bench press in a can -- worked for me!
Reading toes the
Foundation for Fundamental Dactylogical Reading. Just messed up to be
real. I'm not sure to be honest.
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Jackie Chan
Stick figure style This kicks ass.
Web Page created 25 August 2000
Last Modified 11 May 2002