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Car Acronyms Recently Submitted

BMW

• Break My Windows
• Babbling Mechanical Wench
• Beastly Monsterous Wonder
• Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
• Big Money Waste
• Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
• Born Moderately Wealthy.
• Broken Monsterous Wonder
• Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buicks

• Big Ugly Import Car Killer
• Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Chevy

• Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
• Charged Heavily
• Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Plymouth/Dodge

• Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
• Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
• Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat

• F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
• Failure in Automotive Technology
• Fix It Again Tony?

Ford

• F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
• F**ker Only Runs Downhill
• F*cked on Race Day
• First On Recall Day
• First on race day
• Found on road dead
• Fix Or Repair Daily

GMC

• Garage Man's Companion
• Generally Mediocre Cars
• Get More Chicks
• Got More Crap

Pontiac

• Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB

• Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
• Such an arrogant bastard!
• Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota

• Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto