Little Bird

A little bird delayed flying south for the winter, and by the time he decided to leave, a sudden early storm iced up his wings and he plummeted to earth. He landed in a barnyard, and saw a huge horse walking toward him. He thought he'd be crushed for sure, but all of the horse's massive hooves missed the little guy. As the huge animal passed over the bird, it um, relieved itself, and the large pile of hot horse manure plopped directly upon the hapless bird.
At first, he thought it was the most horrible death imaginable, but soon realized that he was getting warm. He squirmed around a bit, making a sort of cave, and found that he could breathe. Gradually he became overjoyed, and so happy was he to be alive that he burst into song.
A barnyard cat heard the chirping, dug about in the manure, uncovered the bird and ate him.
The three morals of the story are:
  1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
  2. Not everyone who digs you out of the shit is your friend.
  3. If you are warm, safe & happy, even if it is in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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