It’s another
Friday night and you have your usual date with Ben and Jerry.
You’re single and in your prime, but you’re just not winning the
dating game. The bars are too
crowded and you’re tired of playing the scene just to go home alone frustrated
and depressed. You’re beginning
to wonder if there really is anyone out there for you, and you’re losing faith
fast. You can’t muster up the
energy to try any more, because you’ve tried it all: blind dates, dating
services, personal ads, and even friendly approaches to that cute girl at the
gym or the hot guy at the lunch counter. It
doesn’t matter—nothing works.
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Mike Breymann and Jessica Coen
English 430, Prof. David Porter
December 4, 2000