Quantity: 1

Auction Ends: 12/15/00

High Bidder: gfajuri@umich.edu

Seller: Ye Old eBay Web Masters

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Fresh from a naval man-raid on the western shores of Africa, these captured savages are available for all manner of physical labor. The specimens are entirely of the male gender, and each man possesses unbridled bodily strength. Muscled backs and sturdy legs are standard. The winning bidder receives the slave's official ownership papers, and has the option of branding upon the slave's lower arm his family seal.

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