Quantity: 1

Auction Ends: 12/15/00

High Bidder: gfajuri@umich.edu

Seller: Ye Old eBay Web Masters

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Available for bid are two dozen fresh young virgins, sold into servitude by their indigent families. Also available are two Spanish virgin sisters stolen away from their group during their great tour of the English countryside. These beautiful young ladies are the picture of purity, skin white like alabaster and bodily shape of the finest design. Bids will undoubtedly range in hundreds of pounds, due to the relative unavailability of ladies of chastity in London.

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