Quantity: 1

Auction Ends: 12/15/00

High Bidder: gfajuri@umich.edu

Seller: Ye Old eBay Web Masters

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Available for bids is a half-side of tender venison meat, stripped from the haunch of a spry buck-deer. Mostly, yet not wholly, devoid of stray shot. The meat will be packaged in four evenly-distributed parcels (wrapping at the seller's expense). The venison was procured by master huntsman Phillip Hoffman. Early bids are encouraged, as spoiled venison meat is known to breed maggots.

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