Quantity: 1

Auction Ends: 12/15/00

High Bidder: gfajuri@umich.edu

Seller: Ye Old eBay Web Masters

Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should contact the seller to resolve any questions before bidding. Auction currency is British pounds unless otherwise noted.

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