AmberCon North 1998 Quotes

"A Ghost of a Chance" by Rae Williams

Cast of Characters

 Linda Cottrell:?
 Kris Fazzari:Ariana, daughter of Mirelle

"When you have 30 points of bad stuff, you shouldn't walk strange Patterns." -- Kris Fazzari
"There's a lot of things you shouldn't do with 30 points of bad stuff." -- Linda Cottrell

"Oberon is still the King." -- Ariana
"He's dead, he says." -- Carla
"Admitting that you're dead is an act of abdication, isn't it?" -- Dillon

"Avalon Knights" by Mike Manolakes

Cast of Characters

 ?:Lady Katelyn
 ?:Sir Ivar
 ?:Sir Xanacroid

"Charlie will lead the way to the distressed lady." -- Sir Xanacroid, 2nd in command of the Knights of Avalon, speaking of her horse (an artifact with more points than her character)
"Why can't you be more like Charlie?" -- Lady Katelyn to her plain old horse without a name

"Sing Ivar!" -- Sir Xanacroid
"Yes, Sing!" -- Lady Katelyn
"Why do I have to sing?" -- young Sir Ivar
"Because you are of the lowest rank." -- Lady Katelyn, who is the 2nd lowest rank
<Ivar sings>
"Very good there Ivar. Stop singing now." -- Sir Xanacroid

"The End of Days" by John Schippers, Joe Saul, Mark MacKinnon, Jesse Scoble, Paul Vlamis and David de Jong

Cast of Characters

 Sol Foster?:Raven

"I ate the Virgin Mary's heart. It was fun." -- Tezcatlipoca AKA Smoking Jaguar Mirror

"Can I steal the Antichrist?" -- Raven to GM

"Chaos' Finest Hour" by Craig Sparling and Craig Johnson

Cast of Characters


"I'm evil incarnate, I dance." -- Jesby

"Blaze of Glory" by Sol Foster

Cast of Characters

 Kris Fazzari:Lorianne, AKA "The Pirate Queen"
 Joe Filippini:Otto Fromm
 Cal Rea:Philippe
 Jeff Trumitch:Westley, AKA "The Dread Pirate Roberts"
 Liz Trumitch:Jayne Green, AKA "Plain Jayne"
 ?:Jean Philippe, AKA "Sacre Bleu," AKA "The Sapphire Pimpernell"

Bleys' elite guard, responding to an invasion:

    "I ready the cannons." -- Philippe
    "I get my weapons." -- Lorianne
    "I brief the troops." -- Jayne
    "I put on my mask." -- Jean Philippe
    "I flirt with Ann." -- Westley

"Who wants to die today?" -- Jayne to Bleys' troops
"You get 15." -- GM
"Excellent. Come with me." -- Jayne

"As soon as the chance of death falls below 75%, I lead my men out." -- Jayne to GM

"All you guys on the beach see this one naked half-dead guy struggling his way out of the water. It's one of Jayne's guys." -- GM
"Hey, one lived!" -- Philippe
"I'm surprised." -- Jayne

"When I say flying, I mean in a nautical sense." -- GM to group

"I rip off my shirt and give it to (Jayne) saying, 'Keep doing that baby.'" -- Philippe, giving Jayne more material for her flaming arrows

"I swing across and become a blue whirlwind of fashionable death." -- Jean Philippe

"I'm down to 15 crates (of clothes). What will the Americans say?" -- Jean Philippe
"The Americans will say, "Who is that fag in the blue clothes?" -- Jayne

"I shoot (Bleys' captor) in the back." -- Lorianne
"I skewer him. You'd better be ready to take advantage of the opening this creates." -- Westley
"I catch him as he falls forward and say, 'Now about that duel....'" -- Jean Philippe

"Are we red and furry? Did I not notice this?" -- Philippe to the group

Jayne's Ballad

Plain Jayne from London town
Had her men pull their trousers down
Jumped in the sea and splashed around
Tipped a boat and her men did drown
Got on a plane and flew around
Knocked a bunch of sailors down
Went on a train and her men fell down
Only four are still around
Plain Jayne from London town

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Counter  Hellriders have passed through here since October 1, 1999.

Done by Kris Fazzari.

Quotes taken by myself, Sol Foster, Joe Saul and Liz Trumitch.

Last modified on April 14, 2009 by Kris Fazzari.

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