"Ghosts and Shadows" quotes, Sessions 60-69"Ghosts and Shadows" quotes, Sessions 60-69"It was a fairly successful mission. Claudio got better, and I came back to life." -- Archi to Random
"Did (Aelle) really say 'butt?'" -- Dwinn
"She said it in Thari, so it comes out OK." -- GM
"Everything sounds better in Thari." -- Wendi
"Hey, I've been successfully neutered, it's not my problem any more." -- Archi to the group
"Oh, what's the worst that's happened to (Archi) recently, a cracked rib and death?" -- Shade to Wendi
"Oh, there's a choice. Ask the six-year-old who he wants to pick: the
people who've raised him from birth, or the tall, forbidding black man."
-- Kris
"I know, but it's the only honorable way to get out of raising my son." --
Shade
"You know, if you get slapped on the back while making that face, it'll stick that way. But then again, with your wife, that may not be so bad." -- Ulysses to Kaedric
"Babies require lots of changing, and feeding. You're a prince of Amber, you can hire someone to do that." -- Caitlin to Claudio
"Benedict is still respected in Chaos." -- Merlin to Caitlin
"I don't know if respected is the right word for it." -- Dann
"Feared." -- Kris and Dwinn, in unison
"Literature is dead. Torture is alive and well." -- Dwinn to the group
"I don't like playing with myself." -- Beauty to Ulysses
"(Vialle's) a Rebmite, she drinks like a fish." -- Random to Archi
"Broke my finger off in the lock!!" -- Dann, speaking for Caitlin, to the group
"Yeah, time flows differently in my womb than in the rest of Shadow." -- Kris, speaking for Caitlin, to Merlin
"Claudioways are erect." -- GM to Claudio
"(Merlin) Logruses away, and ten minutes later you have breakfast." --
GM to Caitlin
"And someone out in Shadow is going 'Fuck!'" -- Kris
"I'm glad to see that my information network is so vigilant." --
Caitlin
"All someone needed to do was listen at your door for a couple of
minutes." -- Orrin
"You might not want to do that anymore." -- Caitlin
"If you want company, you know who I am." -- Orrin to Caitlin
"(Claudio's) had sex twice with women who lived beyond it." -- Shade to the group
"I'm just keeping a little consistency, so I can slip in other areas." -- GM to the group
"Note to self: tone down the peyote next time." -- Archi to GM
"I think it was the return of his arm that tipped (Benedict) off." --
Caitlin
"He's always been smart that way." -- Fiona
"(Swayvill) rejected his house. They died." -- GM to Caitlin
"But Wendi, I am your wife. Every time I steal Laughter, I steal myself!" -- GM to Wendi
"I'm sorry, this is how Chaos works. No sex, no food!" -- GM to Caitlin
"One of the accepted forms of torture is to torture (Laughter's) mother
slowly in front of her." -- Caitt
"Are you up for that?" -- Archi
"Well, as long as you don't torture me slowly in front of her." --
Caitt
"I have to order Benedict around!" -- Claudio
"You have to pretend to order Benedict around. Let's be realistic." --
GM
"I don't think I want to be behind a giggling Benedict." -- Archi
"It's better than being in front of him." -- Claudio
"I slam (the na siogai) against the wall. Is he still conscious?" --
Claudio
"You killed him, dude." -- GM
"I grab me another one." -- Claudio
"(Merlin) tilts you back and gives you a devastating kiss." -- GM
"I'm devastated." -- Caitlin
"I did this before, and I won. I just forgot something this time." -- Laughter to Archi
"Your demon form is most inauspicious." -- Kaedric to Claudio
"Archimedes lost his wife, again." -- Claudio to Kaedric
"That's it, I'm buying a leash and a collar." -- Archi
"My ancestors cut off (Benedict's) arm." -- Merlin
"How nice for them." -- Caitlin
"I'm talking about seats on the Council." -- Caitlin
"I'm talking about deathtraps. Which is about the same thing, I guess."
-- Orrin
"It's Kaedric. Granted, I killed him once, but I doubt I'll get the opportunity to do so again." -- Orrin to Caitlin
"It was understood (that Aelle would shift me back)." -- Archi to
Laughter
"In the same way that anything with Archi is understood. You understand
that if you don't do what he expects you to do, he'll find you." --
Kris
"I see no problem with sitting on your seat." -- Claudio to Kaedric
"It'll be 15 minutes before I reach the point at which I furthest got the first time I went down." -- Caitlin to Orrin
"That was cool, I made (a groin vault) with my fingers." -- GM to the group
"To play this game, you've just got to be willing to do stupid stuff." -- Dwinn to Shade
"Faeries don't sleep with men, unless they're women Faeries." -- Laughter to Archi
"When you dump pig shit on someone's head, they won't help you out." -- Dwinn to the group
"Red hair doesn't exist in your Shadow, either?" -- Steve to Dan
"Hey, it's the Shadow of Nazi cavemen." -- Dann
"Bleys seems to have thrown a large, roasted something in front of (the dog's) path. Well, actually, an unroasted roast something." -- GM to Killian
"(Walking the Pattern) is the hardest thing anyone has ever done. You
might die." -- Corwin
"I haven't died yet." -- Killian
"Don't stop. And if you can, don't ever bleed on it." -- Corwin to Killian, on how to walk the Pattern
"If you come along peacefully..." -- Claudio to Killian
"I won't have to be hurt." -- Steve, speaking for Killian
"Gérard is lying at the center (of the broken Pattern), with his
stomach cut open, his bowels exposed, and birds pecking at him" -- GM
"So he's dead." -- Ulysses
"I'm going to have dinner now, and I'm not going to kill you today." -- Sky to Claudio
"Claudio would not make a good Dread Pirate Roberts." -- Wendi
"Moor's the pity." -- GM
*groan* -- all the players
"Where is Archi without pain?" -- Wendi
"Fucking Laughter in Foil." -- Shade
"No, without pain." -- Dan
"Kaedric drilled that into my head. Don't do stuff that you know you can't do. You know, don't go walk the Logrus just because you're bored one day." -- Claudio to the group
"We need to speed on through this confrontational stuff, so we can get on to the plot." -- GM to the group
"Must...have...penis!" -- Kris, speaking for Corwin, to the group
"I hit (Kaedric) with his brother." -- Killian to GM
"Prince Benedict dislikes your face." -- GM
"Well, naturally, I change it at once." -- Niccolo
"You know, Claudio, one of the things that helps a relationship is
communication." -- Laughter to Claudio
"My wife, the hypocrite." -- Archi
"Better parenting through sorcery." -- Claudio to GM
"Since we can follow our trail back, there's no reason why we shouldn't follow Random. I'm a little worried about that sheep." -- Ulysses to Fiona
"Can I help you?" -- librarian
"Ah yes, I'm looking for a book." -- Bleys
"Well, this is a good place to start." -- librarian
"All right, Fiona, you either conjure us some pussy, or we take yours." -- Ulysses to Fiona
"These are not horses for eating, these are horses for riding." -- Sky to Killian
"If it were Monty, he would've gotten a T-shirt that said 'I got tongued by Fiona, and I had to make my damn T-shirt.'" -- Dann to the group
"How did you recognize me for what I was?" -- Archi
"You had no clothes on." -- devoted acolyte
"What do you mean by terrible accident, and are you dead?" -- Laughter to Archi
"What is Amber doing for you in your time of need?" -- Niccolo
"Well, they sacrificed their king to us, I think that's enough." --
Kellynth ambassador
"I probably couldn't take your souls, anyway." -- Death
"That's something you probably shouldn't be telling us." -- Ulysses
"You all come out to the car, and (Fiona) smiles at you. 'Shotgun!'" -- GM to Ulysses
"How hard could it be to tear the fabric of reality?" -- Ulysses to Fiona
"We're three of the most powerful people in the universe, why can't we
just get the fuck out?" -- Ulysses
"Some of us are the most powerful people in the universe." -- Fiona,
looking at Random
"You see Claudio approach you with a sword. He lops your head off.
You're dead." -- GM
"I don't suppose I can kill him before I die?" -- Melanie
"What was that for?" -- Laughter, after Archi kisses her
"Because I was happy to see you right now, instead of ten seconds from
now." -- Archi
"That means you can die again." -- Laughter
"Just remember in the future, when you want to kill me again, you can, so be gentle." -- Archi to Laughter
"(Kaedric) may be shapeshifting broken fingers, but he's not smoking." -- Claudio to GM
"What did Archimedes do this time?" -- Claudio
"He got his soul back." -- Laughter
"And now (Melanie's) Logrus mad. She bit us several times. It wasn't pleasant." -- Claudio to Laughter
"Do they have last names where you're from?" -- Flora
"You couldn't pronounce it." -- Niccolo
"My tongue is quite dexterous, I assure you." -- Flora
"(Killian) would calm down if (Archi) castrated him." -- Wendi
"Not really." -- Dan
"(Ulysses) gives (Laughter) an 'I kissed your mom' look." -- Dann
"I'm afraid you'll have to role-play that, Dann." -- GM
"But I've never kissed your mom!" -- Dann
"Killian seems to be rather fond of your wife." -- Random
"OK, Killian's coming with us." -- Archi
"(Kris) is in character. It's hard to tell, sometimes." -- GM to the group
"Are you interested in information about Sky's whereabouts?" --
Ulysses
"No." -- Corwin
"Well, on a different tack, would you like to help me get into the barred
Shadow where she's being held?" -- Ulysses
"(Archi's) too stupid to die." -- Ulysses
"That, I'll buy." -- Laughter
"Why would I steal the key, when I can just ask you, and you'll go get
it for me?" -- Ulysses
"Do you think you could just steal the key next time? I value my sleep."
-- Random
"Don't touch me there." -- GM to Kayla
"I know it's late at night. I wouldn't have interrupted your whoring if it wasn't important." -- Ulysses to Bleys
"Was that the ambush you were expecting?" -- Steve
"No." -- Dan
"It was the ambush you weren't expecting, then, which makes it much more
affective." -- Steve
"I don't think alibis will stand up in court." -- Random to Niccolo
"Do you want the good news or the bad news?" -- Ulysses
"The bad news." -- Corwin
"Sky is holding a knife to Killian's throat at your Pattern." --
Ulysses
"And the good news?" -- Corwin
"I know where they are." -- Ulysses
"Hey, most of the women in my bed are willing." -- Corwin to Ulysses
"Only in the Strangeways could Ulysses not get lucky." -- Dann to the group
"Three children? Man, this keeps getting worse and worse." -- Claudio to GM
"I turn and leave." -- Killian
"You notice as you leave that the water of the lake is parting." -- GM
"I turn and leave faster." -- Killian
"I'm stuck in Gawain's World." -- Shade speaking for Killian, after the appearance of the Green Knight
"I offer you a better weapon - the code of chivalry allows me to do no
less." -- the White Knight to Killian
"I kill him." -- Killian to GM
"How come Claudio gets competent children, and I get incompetent ones?"
-- Wendi
"Laughter." -- Jason
"I know this. Laughter told me." -- Claudio
"I see that we have the same spies." -- Kaedric
"What are you doing here?" -- Archi
"I've been sent to rescue you." -- Ulysses
"For once, I'm not in trouble." -- Archi
"Not yet, but you will be, and when that happens, I'm here to get you out
of it." -- Ulysses
"They warned me about blindness, but I have no idea what causes this
kind of thing." -- Ragnar, upon seeing the guy with flaming hair and
rooted feet
"That blindness thing is a myth." -- Ulysses
"Hey, just for laughs, ask him what Archimedes is going to ask. Let's
see if he knows." -- Ragnar to Ulysses
"No! Untenable...GM...situation..." -- GM
"Killian has part of your soul, and you have part of his, so let's go down to dinner." -- Laughter to Archi
"If you want to sleep with my grandmother, that's OK." -- Beauty to Ulysses
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