| Gail Christopherson: | Francisco AKA Frank, son of Julian | |
| Simone Cooper: | Helena of Jesby, daughter of Loren | |
| Kris Fazzari: | Kara of Dragaera | |
| Matt Fulton: | Ryan, son of Brand | |
| Jim Huffman: | Alexander AKA Dice, son of Eric | |
| Rob Justice: | Dr. Gwydion of Chaos | |
| Mark LeBay: | Mead, son of an unknown Amberite | |
| Lisa Leutheuser: | Amanda, daughter of Fiona | |
| John Lewis: | Peter, son of Finndo | |
| Randy McCall: | Mendelbrot of Helgram, son of Bleys | |
| Steve McFarland: | Sebastian of Helgram | |
| Julius Rosenstein: | Jonathan, son of Gérard | |
| Joe Saul: | GM | |
| John Schippers: | Wayland the Smith | |
| Eric Todd: | Tybalt, son of Corwin |
"I'm going to Shadow walk to the person responsible for the Reavers." <Pause while everyone gives Jim incredulous looks> "I turn invisible first." -- Dice to GM
"In what form would you like it?" -- Gwydion
"In whatever form you think appropriate." -- Mead
"I take it this is not normal." -- Tybalt, after the Pattern zaps him in the foot
"I am not on good terms with my Head of House. Well, actually, he's dead." -- Gwydion
"You don't recall me trying to kill you, right?" -- Tybalt to Corwin
"Peter, you're dead. What do you do?" -- GM
"Um, sleep it off." -- Peter
"Afraid (Jaïna's) going to kill you in your sleep?" -- Corwin
"Well, that's a good reason." -- Tybalt
"That's a stupid reason, it never stopped me." -- Corwin
"Well, you found me. Go forth and fuck." -- Corwin to Tybalt
"Yes lord. I'm to ask Lady Flora how to test furniture besides throwing it off the balcony." -- Odo to Peter
"Is (Jaïna) in any way more interesting after having had sex with her?" -- Tybalt to GM
"I hate it. It's not that they keep snatching me away, they keep taking my shit." -- Tybalt to the group
"I have reason to believe that you are my son. That I am your son." -- Gwydion to Peter
"Marcuse is under your protection but you're trying to kill Gwydion?" -- Bleys to Peter
"I have it on the best authority that I'm Prince Eric's son." --
Sebastian
"Well, the best authority would be Eric." -- Tybalt
"I don't like it when people under my charge fry themselves." --
Tybalt
"If there's some sort of waiver I could sign?" -- Sebastian
"Is this Marcuse person stealing your furniture?" -- Sebastian to Tybalt
"I've been considering the people I've grievously insulted lately. The list is quite lengthy." -- Tybalt to Mendelbrot
"I apologize profusely for the harm that I may or may not have done to you." -- Tybalt to Mendelbrot
"Many moons ago, you bled someplace. Have you checked that place?" --
Mendelbrot
"Which place?" -- Tybalt
"It's good to see you." -- Benedict
"I'd say it was good to see you, but I can't." -- Wayland the blind
"If Flora's still holding ballroom dancing lessons up there, let me
know and I'll move you." -- Random to Wayland
"To remind you, my lord, Flora's been exiled." -- Peter
"Well, there won't be any noise then." -- Random
"Wait, everyone who commands (Odo) dies?" -- Random
"Yes. I currently command (Odo). I'm not sure how much longer that can
last." -- Peter
"Send me a doctor with a large pair of pliers." -- Wayland to Peter
"Do you have a good bottle of whiskey around here?" -- Wayland
"No, but I've got a bad one." -- Peter
"Is there anything I can do for you, Mother?" -- Sebastian
"Bring your father back." -- Sebastian's mother
"Eewww. It's been several of their years, Mother." -- Sebastian
"I meant alive." -- Sebastian's mother
"This can't be a dream. You're never this stupid in your dreams." -- GM to Wayland
"Is that really you, Benedict?" -- Wayland
"Yes." -- Benedict
"Oh, well come in then." -- Wayland
"Why do you have a hole to the Abyss?" -- Tybalt
"Doesn't every good smith?" -- Wayland
"Oh wait, it's the Graadle affect. How annoying." -- Tybalt to GM
"Do you think it's safe?" -- Tybalt
"Safe to kill the snake? No." -- Wayland
"Safe to use the sword." -- Tybalt
"Smithing is women's work." -- big, dumb, strong guy to Wayland
"Maybe we should role-play out the hiring process." -- Eric to GM
"You have three big, dumb guys that will feed the fire." -- GM to
Tybalt
"And three really smart ones that won't." -- John Lewis
"(The Reavers) have outriders, so you should be careful." -- Peter
"We are being careful, that's why we haven't seen any." -- Ryan
"(Tintingel's) not a sentient thing, is it?" -- Peter
"Not that I remember." -- Wayland
"I'm going to find those who are causing the Reaver problem and kill
them." -- Peter
"Do you have any idea who this might be?" -- Tybalt
"Not at the moment." -- Peter
"This guy should be dead!" -- GM
"We'll do first aid." -- Wayland
"What sort of protection does (the amulet) have?" -- Wayland
"Apparently, not good enough." -- GM
"Oh great, my men are all Reavers." -- Peter
"But they're really good Reavers." -- GM
"How are you at Pit diving?" -- Tybalt
"Not very good." -- Peter
"We could tie a rope on." -- Tybalt
"Tybalt broke his leg, I got hit with sledgehammers." -- Wayland
"Tybalt broke my friend's leg?" -- Big, dumb guy
"It's 2:35, somewhere." -- Ryan to one of Peter's men
"(Tybalt) can show deference to me in the smith, and I'll show
deference to him on the battlefield." -- Wayland
"That might be wise." -- GM
"I keep emphasizing that I am irrelevant to this (investigation), except that I knew (Luke)." -- Amanda to GM
"Having the advantage that, having been killed, (our men) would stay dead." -- General Rostenkowski to Peter
"It's a terrible neighborhood, sir. Don't blame me if you don't come back." -- Armand to Sebastian
"Have you seen me injured recently?" -- Tybalt
"Well, you're moving oddly now." -- Jaïna
"I have broken bones." -- Tybalt
"Then I guess I've seen you injured very recently." -- Jaïna
"You find it relaxing to do something you're bad at?" -- Jaïna
"It helps keep me modest, which is something I need." -- Tybalt
"Decent people are trying to sleep." -- large, hairy man with a
crossbow
"How would you know that, my good man?" -- Sebastian
"I hope your dog's well trained." -- Sebastian
"Exceedingly." -- the chandler
"Then call him off." -- Sebastian, holding his sword to the guy's
throat
"Regrettably, our family is not a military unit." -- Benedict to Peter
"There's a large couch missing near the visiting dignitaries'
quarters." -- Odo
"Do we have a description of this couch?" -- Peter
"These are the primitives who painted one of our military secrets on the floor of their basement. How can you say it's not a cargo cult?" -- General Rostenkowski to Mead
"Don't worry about us, that's why you're a civilian." -- General Rostenkowski to Mead
"Rebman politics is a whirlpool." -- Random to Amanda
"Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are." -- Random to Amanda
"I ask Odo what he'd do if he owned the castle, then I tune him out." -- Peter to GM
"I need something translated." -- Peter
"Is it in Begman? I know a little Begman." -- one of Bill Roth's
lawyers
"It's in legalese." -- Peter
"The owner lives there and runs the restaurant, so it's unlikely to be an embassy." -- lawyer to Peter, referring to Bloody Fred's
"Who do you think will buy (Bloody Fred's)?" -- Odo
"I look at the lawyer." -- Peter to GM
"Not me." -- lawyer
"So, if Julian wants to catch you, he will?" -- GM
"Well, yeah, he's riding frigging Morgenstern!" -- Tybalt
"Would (Wayland) be fighting unfairly?" -- Random
"Which of us wouldn't?" -- Tybalt
"This is true." -- Random
"Forgive me, but you haven't exactly proven yourself a master diplomat." -- Random to Tybalt
"We have one Chaosite that I can lay my hands on, and I'm not asking Sebastian. If I want to know what they're having for dinner, then I'll ask Sebastian." -- Random to Tybalt
"Wayland doesn't want to act until he gets his eyes and a hand." -- Tybalt to Random
"If you talk to them 15 minutes after I left, they'll think I ran
straight to you." -- Tybalt
"Well..." -- Random
"Didn't you ask your dad about me? What I used to do to him?" --
Random
"No, what did you do to him?" -- Tybalt
"Lots of shit." -- Random
"You still claim that you are from Chaos?" -- Julian
"Well, I was in Chaos, and now I'm here, so technically I'm from
Chaos." -- Sebastian
"You are an annoying fop." -- Julian
"You understand that we are at peace with Chaos right now, at my
command." -- Random
"Oh yes. But when you change your mind, I'll be ready." -- Wayland
"I would like to never be at war with Chaos again." -- Random
"I could do that." -- Peter
"The dust was from the horse's hooves as it rode away." -- GM to
Sebastian
"And Morgenstern got you dusty, too." -- Simone
"(The cats) sit on the couch and lick their butts." -- GM
"Well, you would too, but they won't let you." -- John Lewis
"Bleys is much better dressed than you are." -- GM
"I measure the distance from here to my quarters..." -- Sebastian
"Is there a member of the royal family who deals with diplomats?" --
Sebastian
"Fuck if you know, you've been here a day." -- GM
"Can we just get some giant rolls of cellophane and roll Peter up?" -- Simone to the group at large
"Look, Ryan has a date." -- Lisa Leutheuser
"No, Ryan has Sebastian's date." -- Matt Fulton
"When you're feeling sociopathic, warn me in advance, I'll get out of the way." -- Helena to Loren
"I think Brand is still dead, isn't he?" -- Helena to Loren
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