"What is (Alastair) doing?" -- Farad "He's trying to psychically dominate your chains." -- GM "Is it working any better than the bolt cutters?" -- Farad "So, does Bleys have any interesting objets d'art?" -- Alastair to Duncan "You're not sure which of the 23 or so storage rooms (Oberon's) stuff is in." -- GM "Well, I have all night." -- Rasa "I believe that Lilith holds (the throne) as strongly as anyone in the past two years." -- Gabriel to Duncan "(Farad's) free to leave, but he'll have to pay the bill." -- Alastair to GM "I toss them a credit card and leave." -- Farad to GM "You know, you have to sign for that." -- John "I toss them a pen." -- Farad "I deign to open the fortress that is my mind." -- Alastair to GM "What are (Mara and Sebastian) doing with Brand's Pattern?" -- Farad "Well, they've changed the color scheme completely." -- Alastair "My condolences to you as well, having recently lost a loved one." -- Sand "Who?" -- Farad "Brand. Your father." -- Sand "Oh, I'm sure that he's fine." -- Farad "Either Paris has a psyche as big or greater than yours, or he has some trick to make Trump work better." -- GM "Well, *obviously* he has some trick to make Trump work better." -- Alastair "Gabriel deigns to open the two-bedroom apartment that is his mind." -- Gabriel to Alastair "Farad and Sebastian are both floating above the Pattern." -- GM to Gabriel "I'm better dressed." -- Farad "Corwin liked Lilith." -- GM "If he liked me so much, why did he give me this damn job?" -- Lilith "I'd be more than happy to give this to Lilith. Oh wait, I don't lie." -- Alastair to Eric
"You guys are at the Pattern room." -- GM "Wow, it's a lot bigger than it was in the brochures." -- Paris "Good idea." -- Paris "Why do you think so, Paris?" -- Alastair "Um, because you came up with it." -- Paris "May I see your Trump?" -- Paris to Alastair "I give the Trump to Paris." -- Alastair to GM "May I see the Rebman Jewel?" -- Lilith to Alastair "I give the Rebman Jewel to Lilith." -- Alastair to GM "Do you have something for me, Uncle Alastair?" -- Colin "Bend over." -- Alastair "(Duncan) is fighting you vociferously." -- GM to Farad "How do you fight someone vociferously?" -- Kris to GM "Apparently it's thesaurus day." -- Dann "You hear a voice in your head saying 'I am the Great and Mighty Farad!'" -- GM to Duncan "I don't say 'Great and Mighty.' That's just implied." -- Farad "You are Trumped by somebody you've never seen before. His name is Baril." -- GM to Gabriel "It occurs to you that you've stopped on the Pattern, which is bad." -- GM "Well, I continue then." -- Alastair "It also occurs to you that you've walked the Pattern already within the last six hours, so doing it again is rather stupid, but it's too late." -- GM "Must... use... my... Trump... to... feed... me... energy." -- Alastair "That's nice, but I don't have your Trump." -- Paris "I stop." -- Farad "You've realized that the fortress that is my mind is unbreachable." -- Duncan "That's not it." -- GM "If you give me some kind of weird venereal disease, I'll be very pissed at you." -- Duncan to Farad "Hey, Lilith, can I command your armies when (Gabriel) is dead?" -- Duncan to Lilith "The thing about Gabriel is that he just reeks competence." -- Farad to everyone "Yes, I am willing to be transferred into Rasa's body." -- Farad to Duncan "Just think, it'll be the closest you've been to a woman in a long time." -- Colin "You saw the end of Star Trek IV, right? That's what (Colin's) doing." -- GM "He's swimming in San Francisco Bay with whales?" -- Kris "I open the grass hut that is my mind." -- Duncan to GM "I open the giant Death Star that is my mind." -- Rasa to GM "Hey, Farad, got any cool secrets?" -- Rasa "No." -- Farad "Who are you?" -- wizard "I say 'I am Fnor.' And I kill him." -- Gabriel to GM "Farad is very egocentric and megalomaniacal." -- GM to Rasa "Now tell us something we didn't know." -- Kris "When you say nothing happens, I presume you mean the bolt doesn't strike me, not that it goes around the sword and hits me, like it normally would." -- Gabriel to GM "Mara takes a full-frontal attack in the back." -- GM to the group at large "You take a moment to kill the five sorcerers with power feedback." -- GM "Were they nice people? Will I regret this?" -- Farad "Now that Mara's dead, I can be Queen of Chaos." -- Rasa to the group at large "You display a surprising lack of humanity. Corwin was wise to choose you." -- Gabriel to Lilith "You've held many a sword in your hand. Never have you felt one this neat." -- Tony, paraphrasing the GM "You can't get rid of the sword to someone who does not accept it." -- Benedict "Well, maybe you should have mentioned that before you gave it to me." -- Gabriel "Do you know how many men died because I held my hand?" -- Gabriel to Benedict "I think it's highly unlikely that you are my son." -- Gabriel to his daughter, Rebecca "(Rebecca) describes your wife very clearly, even though she's rather vague about it." -- GM to Gabriel
"Just because I have a couch on the information highway, doesn't mean you have to use it." -- GM to Patrick "Rasa, give me my Trumps back." -- Alastair to Farasa "Wait, are there any cool ones in there?" -- Farad "You run into Gabriel, who points his sword at your throat." -- GM "Oh. We stop then." -- Farasa "I shapeshift back. Can I shapeshift back?" -- Rasa to GM "So, you are Farad's horse?" -- Bonaparte to Rasa "Alastair and Paris disappeared in a rainbow of light." -- GM "Again?" -- Lilith "If I've done this right, neither Rasa nor Farad will be able to leave this pentagram." -- Bleys "So, why are we inside of it?" -- Paris "I don't seem to be able to disentangle (Rasa) from Farad." -- Bleys to Paris "That's because you suck, Bleys." -- Farad "Do you question my love for my daughter?" -- Bleys to Paris "I do!" -- Rasa "I think I just did, but perhaps that was a bad idea." -- Paris "You're at Flora's place. There's a door bell. There's a knocker. A big knocker." -- GM to Alastair "Good to see you've traded up." -- Alastair to Flora, upon seeing her new lover "If I were in charge in Amber, everyone would have to wear their underwear on the outside." -- Paris "This is why Corwin did not name you his successor." -- Lilith "(Your daughter) wants to have breakfast with you in bed and talk to you." -- GM "So, *that's* how it is in that family." -- Steve "I think we'll sit at the table." -- Gabriel "Since I'm stuck in here for a while, I'm going to practice shapeshifting." -- Farad "OK, you turn into a big puddle of goo, and you can't change back." -- GM "I leave you alone in my body for five minutes..." -- Rasa "Just open your mind completely and (Rasa) will be so repulsed that she'll go away." -- Farad to Paris "I want to question Farad, preferably under torture." -- Bonaparte to Lilith "Well, if you want to be tortured while you question him, go right ahead." -- Paris "I'd still rather have my body. Wait a minute, it's all beaten up!" -- Farad to GM "Farad is many things, but he's not a murderer. Well, actually..." -- Alastair to Bonaparte "Is that you, Farad?" -- Alastair "I write in flaming letters 'Worship me.'" -- Farad to GM "It's Farad." -- Alastair "Several tons of water pour through the Trump contact." -- GM "I take a tray from breakfast and surf." -- Alastair "I can burn your head." -- Farad "I can poke out your eyes." -- Alastair "You have a point." -- Farad "Is there some reason (Farad) is circling your head?" -- Bonaparte "He's trying to communicate, but he's not saying anything intelligent. Ow!" -- Alastair "Farad, shut up." -- Alastair "I set (Alastair's) hair on fire." -- Farad to GM "I kick (Farad's) body in the head." -- Alastair to GM "Ow." -- Farad, not very sincerely "I cut the tip of Farad's body's finger off and say 'Please don't do that again.'" -- Paris to GM "Ow." -- Farad, not very sincerely "It'll hurt when you get your body back." -- Paris "Why am I not King?" -- Alastair "Because you have not married Lilith." -- Bonaparte "By all means, summon Duncan or Gabriel." -- Alastair to Paris and Bonaparte "Duncan has been standing in the corner the whole time." -- Patrick "Duncan, your ninja skills have served you well." -- Alastair "I look for a fireplace, so I won't look out of place." -- Farad the fire demon, to GM "(Farad's) body is burning quickly." -- GM "Sort of puts that finger-cutting thing in perspective." -- Paris to Farad "I put the fire out with my cloak." -- Alastair "Actually, the body is ash now, but you're scattering the ashes nicely." -- GM "I'm talking, which means nobody gets to fight." -- Gabriel to Farad and Bonaparte "Sorry about the wolves." -- Farad to Duncan "It hurts a lot when I test it, right?" -- Rasa "Yes." -- GM "Then I don't test it." -- Rasa "The funerals are starting in ten minutes." -- GM "They can't be starting in ten minutes, I have to shower." -- Alastair "The funerals are starting in half an hour." -- GM "The throne is mine, get out of the way!" -- Eric to Gabriel "I actually slept on the throne last night." -- Bonaparte to Paris
"Dawn is setting and Tir-na Nog'th will be up soon." -- GM to the group at large "Bite me." -- Colin "I've had to do it twice." -- Rasa "Bit me?" -- Colin "I want him grown to maturity, but with no personality and no education." -- Alastair "Well, it *is* Farad!" -- Group at large "I Trump Caine." -- Alastair "No answer." -- GM "We just put him in the ground today. Keep up." -- Gabriel "I sleep lightly, fully expecting one of these elders to kill me like they did my father." -- Bonaparte "I go outside of Bonaparte's quarters and make noises like I'm going to assassinate him." -- Duncan "I doubt I'll reach (Bonaparte) in time (to help Lilith)." -- Alastair "Go ahead, I'll bet you can do it." -- Colin "(Bonaparte) reaches down with his burning hand." -- GM "Nope, the other hand. Nice try, though." -- Bonaparte "Why do you wish to duel with me?" -- Alastair "I do not wish to duel with you. I'm only making idle chatter on our deathbeds." -- Bonaparte "I return to my chambers." -- Alastair "As do I. Not to Alastair's quarters but my own." -- Duncan "Allow me to say exactly what I mean." -- Alastair "That would be a refreshing change." -- Lilith "Do you remember when we were raising that army to attack Chaos? That was fun. I haven't had fun in a long time." -- Rasa "Go on a date." -- Alastair "Eric smacks you across the face with his gauntlets." -- GM "Both of them?" -- Gabriel "Yes." -- GM "One would have sufficed." -- Gabriel to Eric "I Trump Eric with every erg of my mental power." -- Alastair "You're getting a headache." -- GM "I pick (the gun) up." -- Duncan "It bursts into flames." -- GM "I put it back down again." -- Duncan "I am of the blood of Amber. Why would I kill those who gave me sanctuary?" -- Bonaparte to Lilith "Hey Rasa, what's up?" -- Gerard "That's Gerard, a man for the nineties." -- Dann "Is anyone in this room strange in any peculiar way?" -- Alastair to GM "I talk to the colorful French chef, who's name is Maurice." -- Alastair "Well, hello Senior Alastair!" -- GM "I thought he was French?" -- Kris "He's colorful, now be quiet." -- GM "Cutting even an Amberite in half with a Pattern sword will slow them down." -- Tony to the group at large "I'm sure most of the castle is not handicap accessible." -- Alastair to GM
"Granted, if I was really, really sneaky, I'd do something, but I'm not." -- Rasa to Colin "If (the evil demon guys) invite you to join them, the answer would be yes." -- Tony to John "Rasa was saying earlier that some of your actions would be considered less than intelligent." -- Gabriel to Bonaparte "I didn't say it like that." -- Rasa "No, I was being polite." -- Gabriel "(Reverting Bonaparte to his true form) won't prove anything." -- Lilith "No, but it will confuse the situation even more, which isn't such a bad thing." -- Rasa "It occurs to you that you should Trump Farad. Oh wait, Trump don't work there, so you'll have to go there in person." -- GM to Alastair "Excuse me while I escape you." -- Bonaparte to Gabriel "I put my hand on my sword in a threatening fashion." -- Gabriel to GM "I leap for the window." -- Bonaparte to GM "I put my sword in his hamstring in a threatening fashion." -- Gabriel to GM "While it may not mean much, I like Rasa, and I'm trying real hard to like Farad, but Farasa has already pissed me off." -- Gabriel to Farasa "I run away." -- Farasa "How are you going to run away?" -- GM "Fast." -- Farasa "Are you desperate or really desperate?" -- GM "Really desperate." -- Farasa "You jump off the ramparts." -- GM "Were we that desperate?" -- Farasa "I think we should negotiate this further." -- Gabriel "Negotiate hell, we've got the wings." -- Farasa "You're walking through Shadow, and suddenly an earthquake destroys 10,000 of your troops." -- GM "We leave that Shadow, fast." -- Bonaparte "You are really impressed that Gabriel jumped off the ramparts of Tir-na Nog'th." -- GM to Farasa "Is impressed really the adjective you're looking for?" -- Dann "Is that the Jewel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" -- Lilith "Uh, a little of both." -- Colin "Maybe babies can just sense the negative chi in Andrew; you know, like if Shang Tsung were holding a baby in his arms, thinking about how he would like to eat her soul. It's kind of like that." -- Steve to the group at large, discussing Andy's bad luck with Kayla "Bonaparte and an army of really tasteless clothes have taken over the kingdom of Guilder." -- Alastair to Lilith and Gabriel
Done by Kris Fazzari, fazzari@umich.edu
Last modified on May 3, 1996 by fazzari@umich.edu