"And in today's Entertainment News: a new scandal rears its ugly head! World famous French-Canadian actress Louise Le Beau turns out to be no more French than French fries..." -- newscaster
"I've already talked to Mr. Hoover. I told him we'd cooperate with him
in any way we could to help expose the fraud. Mr. Hoover's actually quite
a fan of yours. I don't suppose you could part with a pair of shoes?" --
Ned
"My shoes? Whatever on earth for?" -- Lulu
"Don't ask." -- Ned
"North cold, south warm..." -- Dirk
"By that logic, you'll wind up in India..." -- GM
"So (Dirk's) not the brightest candle in the 'abra..." -- Andy
"How do you spell S.O.S. in Tibetan?" -- Dirk to the group
"You mean (Tom Stockton) might be some kind of idiot savant?" --
Alec
"Well, you're half right." -- Basil
"Shit brings the snow." -- Sean to the group, speaking for Dirk
"(Dirk's) going to wait until night to steal clothes...no wait, it's winter. They won't hang their clothes out to dry... Well, he's not a genius, so he'd keep looking for them to hang their clothes out." -- Andy to GM
"I try to think myself warm, so I don't freak (the villagers) out." -- Dirk to GM
"Naked, clothed, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Sean to the group, speaking for Dirk
"You're a gymnast, so (the clothing) actually fits." -- GM
"Because I'm muscular! Ha-ha!!!" -- Dirk
"No, short." -- GM
"People tend to look at you funny." -- GM
"Is that because I'm Occidental?" -- Dirk
"The Occidental Tourist." -- Sean
"(Dirk) has to make a disguise roll to pass for living." -- Sean to the group
"Now that my career is dead, am I going to be able to hear Claire too?" -- Lulu to GM
"I went to adjust the thermostat and I was attacked by wild
lightning..." -- The Purple Avenger to the group
"OK, so what really happened?" -- Kris
"Just remember, shit brings the snow." -- Andy to the group
"Get rid of her!" <pause> "Of course, if my phone is bugged, I didn't really mean it." -- Lulu to Ned
"The real Purple Avenger could take his suit off." -- Leslie
"Give me a second." <pause> "I can move my goggles." -- The Purple
Avenger
"I'm the Purple Avenger, I fly!" -- The Purple Avenger
"But you don't know where you're going, do you?" -- Leslie
"We could soak (the Purple Avenger) in glue thinner (to try to remove
his costume)." -- Basil to Alec
"It may not work, but it certainly will be funny." -- Sean
"Isn't there supposed to be a Tibetan monster that comes with that?" --
T.M. to GM
"Hello!" -- Dirk, waving his hand
"I don't have amnesia, I just don't know who I am." -- Claire to Basil
"I'm a ghost with amnesia, how do I know?" -- Claire to Basil
"There's going to be a foot doctor in the morgue why?" -- GM to
Andy
"He's checking the toe tags." -- Kris
"And the only time (Dirk) can go unconscious is when he passes out." -- Andy to the group
"What kind of slackers are my parents hiring these days?" -- Dirk to
the group
"The kind that don't answer calls from the dead." -- Sean
"I'm not going to cry." -- Baby Dewey, after Madame Barbeaux is
killed
"Oh, you might. She's the one who was supposed to turn you back." --
GM
"It's the 50's, smoking is sexy." -- Lulu to the group
"I knew (my grandmother) was a bitch, I didn't know she was a witch." -- Andy to the group, speaking for Lulu
"I can breathe and piss, which is twice as much as (Dirk) can do." -- Baby Dewey to the group
"I'm too pretty to go into hiding." -- Lulu
"You're too vain to be useful. Why do you think I destroyed your career?"
-- Madame Barbeaux
"Because you're a mean old bitch." -- Lulu
"Has been..." -- Baby Dewey
"Bedwetter..." -- Lulu
"So, it's to be like that then, is it?" -- Baby Dewey
"Can I fight crime yet?" -- The Purple Avenger
"Not yet. We have to wait for your brain to stop leaking." -- Alec
"Can I at least have a coloring book?" -- The Purple Avenger
"(Naomi) looks like one of those women in the magazines, only she has
her clothes on." -- GM to The Purple Avenger
"I look much more like one of those women in the magazine, and I'll take
my clothes off." -- Lulu
"You may call me Purple." -- The Purple Avenger to Naomi
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