Dont say maybe

do you have a question for me?

if so, i'd sure as hell like to hear it...i dont care what you ask me, it can be about me or you, your mom, or your dead cat you ran over with your car (slick move). You know "Adam and Dr. Drew"?, well they are too damn busy to answer your question, so just send them to me......im not going to answer it, or even read it....but sometimes its just good to write these things out.....you know, to improve your handwriting.....what?.... you're using a computer?...oh, nevermind.

A few quick facts:

90% of all Homepage backgrounds are ugly

Mine isn't because it's white, white goes with everything

The above is just an excuse because I don't know how to change the background color yet, but when i do, you can be sure i'll have the ugliest background you've ever seen

101 reasons why white sucks:

1. it stains easy

c. white is supposed to be a mixture of all colors, but when you mix all your colored paint together, you just get a greyish mud color, not white

5. Ok, so I dont have 101 reasons, I've just got 3 good ones...hm

<- thats me by the way...

Some things i enjoy:

writing, drawing, skiing, roller hockey, outdoor activities like hiking, mountain biking, jumping off bridges, riding motorcycles, tho mine is broken now, playing guitar, tho i havent picked it up in 3 months, no i wont play you a song, cos i suck, messing with things till i break them, trying to fix the things ive broken, blaming it on my 6yr old brother when i cant fix them, computer programming, sleeping, the night, and maybe some other stuff...

I'm surprised at how easy it was to publish this thing...feedback people, i need feedback...my email: jensenl77@hotmail.com

L A R S ' H O M E P A G E

1/17/98- I've been trying to think of a reason to have a homepage, or I don't know, something useful I could do with it. But I can't really think of anything...I could put a bunch of links on it, but I can't really think of any site on the web thats so special, and I'm sure that you wouldn't care anyways....maybe that's my problem, you just don't seem to care about anything i do here, i think i am the only person who has visted my site...besides the people i paid to go to it to run up the counter....maybe i am just in a bad mood...maybe i am just not creative enough....or maybe my lack of creativity is what makes me so creative...but most likely, that is just a circular reference and doesnt make sense....but you dont give me much to work with, you have an attention span of about 2 seconds...which means I lost you about 5 minutes ago and everything i am doing here is pointless...which is not what i want...see no one is even seeing this...it doesnt matter...Maybe I am just going through the same stages that everyone goes through when they make a homepage, at first I was like "Hey, this is cool...so easy...and everyone can come see it"...then I was like "Hey, this is pointless...everyone can come see it, but they won't"...well, at least it was easy, so I didnt waste too much time....if you have read this far, there is really something wrong with you....but thanks, i appreciate it, you are making me feel all warm inside...

I'll be back, but i dont like the way that this is so one sided, homepages are a two way street, and if you think about it long enough, like i have, you will see that everything has to go two ways, because everything has to be balanced...you know?...id say more, but, you know...yeah.,..you know...blah

heres your god damn link Canada - I dont know where it goes...but it probably doesnt suck as much as my homepage...so go for it