Up
Exit
Open
Down
Closed
No curb
No riders
No wagering
No solicitors
Do not stamp
Do not disturb
As seen on TV
One size fits all
Do not immerse
Place stamp here
Simulated picture
No pepper games
All rights reserved
Slippery when wet
For office use only
No Canadian coins
Times approximate
Dispose of properly
Edited for television
Use only as directed
Drop in any mailbox
Items sold separately
For off-road use only
Batteries not included
Don't try this at home
See label for sequence
Approved for veterans
Penalty for private use
Use unleaded fuel only
No purchase necessary
Your mileage may vary
Replace with same type
Booths for two or more
Avoid contact with skin
Contents under pressure
Some assembly required
For recreational use only
Subject to CAB approval
Colors may, in time, fade
Many suitcases look alike
Driver does not carry cash
No bills over $20 accepted
Apply only to affected area
No alcohol, dogs, or horses
Do not write below this line
You must be present to win
Check here if tax deductible
Slightly higher in California
Call toll free before digging
Parental guidance suggested
First pull up, then pull down
For sale by prescription only
Sanitized for your protection
Keep cool; process promptly
Do not use in aircraft engines
At participating locations only
Keep away from fire or flame
Prerecorded for this time zone
Void where prohibited or taxed
Not recommended for children
Lost ticket pays maximum rate
List at least two alternate dates
An equal opportunity employer
Use only in well-ventilated area
Reproduction strictly prohibited
All models over 18 years of age
No user-serviceable parts inside
Sign here without admitting guilt
Postage will be paid by addressee
Restaurant package, not for resale
List was current at time of printing
Sell before date stamped on carton
Some equipment shown is optional
This is not an offer to sell securities
This supersedes all previous notices
Published simultaneously in Canada
Use other side for additional listings
Your cancelled check is your receipt
Shading within a garment may occur
May be too intense for some viewers
Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate
Freshest if eaten before date on carton
Be sure each item is properly endorsed
No other warranty expressed or implied
No passes accepted for this engagement
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal
List each check separately by bank number
Post office will not deliver without postage
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross
If condition persists, consult your physician
Employees and their families are not eligible
Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation
Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone
This is not a competition, it is only an exhibition
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States
This product is meant for educational purposes only
This information is subject to change without notice
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show
Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform
No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited
Last change September 27, 2010       John Lawler       A World of Words       English Grammar