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[ ] United Fruit Company, with Big Apple lobbyists to get US military muscle, beating up on banana republics such as Guatemala ("Still Searching", Jennifer Harbury interviewed by Patricia Townsend)

[ ] A toweringly shallow prince ("Shallow Hal", Movies by Jim Pyke)

[ ] A bearded gynocidal king, and some bearded drunken monks who can�t make very good copies ("The Book of Lot", by arwulf)

[ ] Parsley, Bearded Sage, Rosemary & Thyme ("Download Crackdown", Music by Bill Shea)

[ ] The bearded most recent president to call for gov�t by the people and mean it ("Nicaraguan Elections, American Style", by Phyllis Ponvert)

[ ] Carriers of a plague ("The Plague", Books by Phillis Englebert)

[ ] Out with the bearded old, in with the unbearded new (l.gif (130 bytes)"The Spectre of Change", Local Flavor by Stef)

[ ] Just about anything that makes you laugh or groan ("Inner Ear", by John Velner)

In the "People�s Voice"
 (With this new monthly feature, Agenda celebrates the upcoming first birthday of this great newsletter from the locally-based People�s Progressive Network)

[ ] Bearded chemist dispensing love potion to lad; precursor of "corporations with global reach" such as Pfizer (l.gif (130 bytes)"Pfizer�s Pfunny �Pfacts�", by Jim Mogensen)

[ ] Bearded conquistadors starting the SOA�s ongoing process of abusing Native "Americans" in "Latin" America ("Protest at Fort Benning", by Jim Kalafus)

[ ] An unbearded peacemaker and some bearded and unbearded love-not-war-makers (l.gif (130 bytes)"What The City Can Do For the Country" by bearded Alan Haber)

Terrorism matters

[ ] A clueless bearded giant (who probably thinks he was attacked because of his domestic freedoms)

[ ] Egregious beard-profiling by airport security

[ ] Terrorism in the form of prolonged detention of bearded men without due process (think John Ashcroft)

[ ] Terrorism in the form of the death penalty for bearded convict

[ ] Bearded and unbearded Americans pigging out in "thanks" for our bombs which continue to starve Afghans (and Iraqis)

[ ] A symbol of corporate war-profiteering

[ ] A pipeline to a gas tank (think Unocal and Clinton�s footsie with the Taliban in hopes of getting a secure pipeline through Afghanistan, rekindled by fomer oil execs Bush, Cheney, and Rice)

[ ] Terrorism in the form of military occupation and settlements

[ ] Freedom fighting in the form of unbearded rock throwers

[ ] Sea-faring bearded terrorists

[ ] A bearded crusading terrorist

[ ] Direction-challenged special operatives

[ ] A prehistoric public-school art lesson for the whole family (so not a good place to find faith-based terrorists)

Further hairy and tangled matters

[ ] A bearded lady?

[ ] A bomb in a bull�s no man (complete with all-over body-beard)

[ ] The bearded patron-saint of consumers

[ ] The bearded Agenda editor

[ ] A bearded member of the American public dozing through all this

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