Intellectual Intentions

Complied by John Gaviglia

Name: James Curtiss
Year: 2nd
Concentration: English
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
Infinitesimally small because I'm just cool like that.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?

Nothing really.
Name: Emma Hewitt
Year: On exchange from Australia
Concentration: English, History, and Fine Art
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
I'm brilliant.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?
For my faith in humans, nothing. But as for my faith in Americans: Before I left my friend told me to see if I could find some Americans with taste. So far I haven't. You're all crazy.
Name: Mike Carey
Year: 4th
Concentration: Computer Science and Electrical Engineering
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
Probably on par to slightly below. I just don't think that most students have interests in truly intellectual pursuits. Most people aren't very literary.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?
Not all that much. I met some cool people and it raised it, but then I met some uncool people and it lowered it. So it's right where it started.
Name: Mike Marcinkowski
Year: 3rd
Concentration: Creative Writing
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
Well, being the super-genius that I am, they're slightly below me. I think that view is justified because I am an egomaniac.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?
I don't see the human race going anywhere. Except for me because I am a super-genius.
Name: Nisa Joorabchi
Year: Super-Senior
Concentration: Graphic Design
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
Ummmm, I find that I have a better clue than a lot of the kids around me do.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?
When I've seen the activists/artists/liberal side I've been inspired, but when I've seen the effects of the Greek system, I'm not encouraged at all.
Name: Jeremy Gies
Year: 2nd
Concentration: Bio-Chem
If you were to rate the intellectual capacities of your fellow students in relation to your own, where would they be and why?
A lot higher than back at home. I come from a small town with not very many smart people. Here they're much smarter.
What has attending this university done for your faith in the human race?
It hasn't done much.