Christmas Constance tries hard to pretend she isn’t being dressed as a tree.  Her other option is a gingerbread man.  She’s not sure which is worse.

Jan. 1, 2000: Millennial Constance brought in the new century in style

Easter brings daffodils, eggs and Bunny Constance every year.

Constance is a good witch for Halloween, though the kids are still a little freaked out by her

Thanksgiving Constance gives thanks that she is actually a goose made of concrete rather than a turkey made of flesh and blood.