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Order yours Today before the big rush.
For centuries, people in the West have
marveled at the delicate beauty produced by Oriental artists and
sculptors. From gardening to tattooing to dance and martial arts, these
craftsmen have enthralled us with complex forms and simplistic
perfection. One of the most fascinating of the visual techniques to
emerge from this highly cultured region is the Oriental art of
miniature sculpture. Who has not been stricken with the expressive
grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai
masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate
consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are
proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the
Bonsai Kitten. A kitty without the litter in a globe!
Notice the splendid use of the tail to form a hanger. Imagine
how this will look gracing your yule tide tree. Kids love to watch em
blink when they poke at them. And no mess to clean up! The ornament is
its' own kitty litter box. See the link below to see how master
craftsmen accomplished this.
Order NOW, before our supply of kittens runs out. Only $149.95!
Shape your own Bonsai Kitten - Click to Start a new Hobby!
Obligatory
Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only! Not recommended for
persons under the age of 18, those with an IQ below 100, the gullible,
those lacking a sense of humor, and above all, those who believe in
Santa Clause. (It must be noted that Santa himself got quite a chuckle
out of it however).
Further, This ad is stictly bogus. All checks and money orders
will be donated to the local pet cemetary, who, btw have yet to
register any complaints of abuse or unusual activities towards cats,
kittens, deformed trees, LongNecks, or clueless retards who believe this...
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