Humour::Twisted Pictures

These pictures were found on the internet. Where possible, the pictures are attributed to their copyright holder.

The text, however, is mine, and is © Richard S. Conto, 2005 or later.

[1] SUV crossed with Segway®
[2] Michael Jackson coughs up a hairball
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[1] SUV crossed with Segway®


	Thist is what happens when you marry a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) with a Segway [details]

[2] Michael Jackson coughs up a hairball


	Michael Jackson apologized to the court today for the hair-ball he coughed up while testifying. He said that he thought that it was "pretty cool that dogs could lick themselves like that", but it turns out he was "more a cat". [details]

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[1] SUV crossed with Segway®

The image was originally found in a c/net article about Segway releasing new products on March 3, 2005

There are also similar pictures at the Segway corporate site http://www.segway.com.

[2] Michael Jackson coughs up a hairball

This picture has been floating around the internet for the past few weeks (as of March 3, 2005.) I found it on Zug where they had a "caption this photo" contest. I entered this text as Kermit Rick, a pseudo-nym I acquired back in the early 1980s on an underground Confer® conference on the UM-MTS system.

These pictures were found on the internet. Where possible, the pictures are attributed to their copyright holder.