Lego vs. Mega Bloks: No More Fun and Games
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Above: This expert in Lego laws believes that the lawsuit against Mega Bloks could go either way
OTTAWA, ON (SP) — Butter vs. Margarine; Williams vs. DiMaggio; Britney
vs. Christina: Each of these age-old rivalries has inspired fierce
debate over which is the tastier, prettier or more talented, as the
case may be. Very soon, another bitter rivalry will finally be resolved
by moving the forum of discussion from the playroom to the courtroom.
Several years ago, Lego, the popular manufacturer of children's
building blocks, commenced legal proceedings in Canada against Mega
Bloks, claiming that the products produced by Mega Blocks violated
Lego's intellectual property rights. Mega Bloks was successful at
trial, but Lego appealed the case all the way to the Supreme Court of
Canada, which last month agreed to hear the appeal.
The litigation was initially commenced in the United States, and
Lego was successful in obtaining an award of damages against Mega Bloks
for trademark infringement. However, Mega Bloks rationalized this
outcome by concluding that it was the victim of partisan politics from
the bench. Specifically, it points to the fact that when the case
reached the U.S. Supreme Court, conservative judge Antonin Scalia
refused to recuse himself from the case, despite a long-standing
friendship between Scalia and former Lego board member Dick Cheney.
As recently as a few months ago, the Cheney and Scalia families
jointly visited Legoland theme park in California. The two families
traveled together and stayed in the same hotel. However, Scalia
defended the trip on the basis that the families did not visit the same
parts of Legoland at the same time. "We spent the vast majority of our
time in the Imagination Zone, while the Cheneys stayed almost
exclusively in the Medieval Times section," said Scalia. "It's almost
as if we were in two completely different theme parks."
Lego was also accused of overtly pandering to the Bush
administration by releasing a Space Lego set consisting of the North
American Missile Defense Shield that the administration is seeking to
build. Lego also released a special commemorative "Bush at War" set
that pays tribute to President Bush's years of service with the
National Guard during the Vietnam War. The set even comes with a
complete set of Bush's dental records from that period.
Although Lego also released a John Kerry Vietnam War set, Mega Bloks
accused Lego of exhibiting a double standard, given that the Kerry set
did not include any of the medals or ribbons that he earned during
several tours of duty in Vietnam. Lego maintains that it was simply
being historically accurate, given that Kerry subsequently discarded
the medals and ribbons at a war protest in Washington, and there
remains some question as to whether Kerry really deserved all three of
the Purple Hearts that he was awarded.
When a decision was finally rendered by the U.S. Supreme Court last
spring, the conservative majority on the court ultimately ruled in
Lego's favor. Writing for the majority, Chief Justice William Rehnquist
rejected the argument advanced by Mega Bloks that the nature and design
of its interlocking blocks was fundamentally different from the blocks
used by Lego. "Pregnant blocks, dimpled blocks, hanging blocks: Like
the blocks themselves, these terms are readily interchangeable and
virtually indistinguishable," wrote Rehnquist. "In short, it is a
distinction without a difference."
Mr. Justice Clarence Thomas, who almost always simply concurs with
the judgments written by Rehnquist and Scalia, took the unusual step of
issuing his own separate concurring reasons in this case. His decision
focused almost exclusively on the argument advanced by Mega Bloks that
its product could be distinguished based on the color of the blocks,
the overwhelming majority of which are darker than the blocks used by
Lego. "For Mega Bloks to suggest that it was somehow entitled to
special treatment based on the color of its blocks is a blatant example
of affirmative action of the very worst kind," wrote Thomas. "Moreover,
the 'separate but equal' doctrine was rejected by this court a very
long time ago, and we certainly aren't about to resurrect it."
Now that the Supreme Court of Canada has granted leave to appeal the
Lego decision, the focus shifts once again on the question of who will
be named to replace the two vacancies created by the recent resignation
of Louise Arbour and the retirement of Frank Iaccabucci. None of the
remaining seven judges have much experience in the field of Lego law,
so it is believed that Prime Minister Paul Martin will be under
pressure to appoint at least one judge with some expertise in that
area.
One leading candidate is Ontario Court of Appeal judge John Laskin, son
of the former Chief Justice Bora Laskin. In addition to being a
preeminent jurist, Mister Justice Laskin owns one of Canada's most
extensive Lego collections, and has been known to use this collection
to stage meticulous recreations of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham.
Given that Martin is likely to name a female judge to fill at least
one of the vacancies, Ontario Court of Appeal judge Eileen Gillese is
likely also a frontrunner. Although Madam Justice Gillese is not an
expert in Lego law per se, she is quite well versed in several similar
building block-based games, such as Mechano and Jenga.
It will likely be many months before the Supreme Court of Canada
renders a decision in this case, but those who wish to read the
decision of the Federal Court of Appeal, the Quicklaw citation is
[2003] F.C.J. No. 1112. The decision contains approximately 5,000
words, and is not recommended for children under the age of 12.
Above: Bora Laskin, former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada
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