Re:Why? (Score:4, Funny) by pubjames on Tuesday November 26, @11:49AM (#4759608) (User #468013 Info)

Well, seeing as this has been modded up to +5 funny, I guess I should take the plunge: Reg; People are always complaining about the security in windows, but come on, Windows is great. All my friends use it! Loretta; Yes, and my friends friends. Reg: Yeah. Loretta: And my friends friends friends. Reg: Yeah, all right. Don't labor the point. And tell me, what is insecure in Windows? Rebel2: Outlook? Reg: What? Rebel2: Microsoft Outlook. Reg: Oh yeah, yeah. That's insecure. That's true, yeah. Rebel3: And Internet Explorer. Loretta: Oh yeah, Internet Explorer, Reg. Remember all the security holes that's had? Reg: Yeah, all right, I'll grant you Outlook and Internet Explorer are two things are insecure... Mathias: And IIS. Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously IIS, I mean IIS goes without saying, doesn't it? But apart from the Outlook, Internet Explorer, and IIS... Rebel4: Word Macros. Rebel2: Passport. Rebel5: Hotmail. Reg: Yeah, yeah, all right. Fair enough... Rebel1: And Active-X. Rebels: Oh, yeah Francis: Yeah. Yeah, That's a really bad one isn't it? Active-X. Rebel6: The Windows kernel itself. Loretta: Yes, remember when they found that NSA key Reg? Francis: Yeah, well, that's certainly a bit worrying, isn't it? Everyone: Huhuhuh. Huhuhuhuhuh. Reg: All right. But apart from the Outlook, Internet Explorer, IIS, Word Macros, Passport, Hotmail, Active-X and the Windows kernel itself, what is insecure in Windows? Rebel2: SQL server? Reg: Oh, fuck off.

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