Sh** Happens
/*
Sh** Happens
Xdot gets benefit of some wiggin and spooging. These two hands
put him over the top. Xdot had just been norked by Zappa's pat AAA
vs his pat 333.
In the first hand, Xdot is dealt 999 and declares it's time
to wig. Zappa thinks his Aces over gold but Pbot spooges and
does not allow post discard betting. The moa are left to declare their
hands!
The second hand is plagued by a nonresponsive bot, so please forgive
the log.
*/
=pbot2= Game #527 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot2= $: dog:932801 Xdo:895398 ^Ya:113130 Cru:65412 Zap:512074 Ski:85645
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 9-C 2) J-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) Q-S
=pbot2= ^Yawetag, you're first to place a bet.
Zappa> yes I am
Spank-007> lol
Xdot> wig time
/*
Xdot just being burned by the bot, and having played the last 2 hours
neck and neck with dogmeat for the win, decides to go for it with 999
*/
HighStick> now Zappy is
=pbot2= ^Yawetag folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= Cruiser, you're next.
=pbot2= Cruiser checks.
=pbot2= Zappa, you're next.
=pbot2= Zappa has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 25600.
=pbot2= Skitzoid, you're next.
=pbot2= Cruiser folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= Skitzoid pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 50600.
Spank-007> this is where dm takes over
=pbot2= dogmeat-, you're next.
=pbot2= dogmeat- folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot2= Xdot sees 25000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 50000!. Pot is 100600.
=pbot2= Zappa, you're next.
=pbot2= Zappa pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 125600.
=> =pbot2= cards
=pbot2= Skitzoid, you're next.
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 9-C 2) J-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) Q-S
Spank-007> waits for the perfect hand and BAM
=pbot2= Skitzoid pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 150600.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot2= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot2= Zappa has discarded.
HighStick> hmmm......
dogmeat-> fug
dogmeat-> but was bound to happen
=pbot2= Game #527 Pot: 150600 Highest Bet: 50000
=pbot2= Needing to discard cards: Skitzoid
dogmeat-> better me than u tho
Spank-007> wha?
dogmeat-> please reraise people
=pbot2= Zappa is reminding the player(s) to discard cards...
Xdot> skit?
^Yawetag> N bot... Skitz?
*** Signoff: Skitzoid (Ping timeout for Skitzoid[p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz])
/*
Skitmo spooges and takes Pbot out in the process...
*/
=pbot2= Skitzoid has quit the game.
=pbot2= Skitzoid folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot2= Welcome, HOOK- with 8365 money (bankrupt 4 times).
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 9-C 2) 8-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) 4-H
=pbot2= Discards are as follows:
/*
ACK! BOTSPOOGE!
Xdot did get a draw...8-D and 4-H...
*/
*** DCC CHAT connection to pbot2 lost
*** Signoff: PBot2 (Read error to PBot2[earth.wildstar.net]: EOF from client)
*** Signoff by PBot2 detected
*** Signon by PBot2 detected
*** PBot2 (poker@earth.wildstar.net) has joined channel #Poker2
*** Mode change "+o PBot2" on channel #poker2 by PitBot
Zappa> shisssss
*** PBot2 has changed the topic on channel #poker2 to Sit down for a "friendly" game of Poker!!! http://www.tir.com/~jupiter1/poker
dogmeat-> weeeeeeeee mystery deck
Spank-007> Screw you guys .. i'm goin home
*** Spank-007 has left channel #poker2
Steph``> Be Patient. In time, even an egg will walk
=> =pbot2= stat
=pbot2= Game #527 Pot: 150600 Highest Bet: 50000
=pbot2= Needing to discard cards:
Xdot> great
/*
Bot comes back but now it wont let us discard.
*/
=pbot2= Game #527 Pot: 150600 Highest Bet: 50000
=pbot2= Needing to discard cards:
HighStick> damn, gotta remind moppy to turn bloody dcc off
=> =pbot2= cards
=pbot2= Your cards: 1) 9-C 2) J-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) Q-S
/*
Now cards back to the original?
*/
Spank-007> wasn't me
HighStick> doh skit
Spank-007> happend before i left
Zappa> now what?
HighStick> well you did on p1 eh
Xdot> what u got?
Zappa> p discard 3
Zappa> good stuff, you?
Spank-007> <-- never left p1
dogmeat-> p hand
Zappa> p forceout skitzoid
dogmeat-> p show
^Yawetag> p forceout skitzoid
HighStick> I have it logged, mop
Zappa> can't
HighStick> eh
^Yawetag> p status
=pbot2= Game #527 Pot: 150600 Highest Bet: 50000
=pbot2= Needing to discard cards:
Spank-007> say what?!
HighStick> p status
Xdot> so what do we do?
dogmeat-> c'mon guys what do you got
Zappa> yea marco
HighStick> kill bot
Zappa> eeeeks
Xdot> try kill bot once more
Zappa> ok you do it
Spank-007> N did it on purpose
HighStick> n worry, mop
*** Signoff: PBot2 (Read error to PBot2[earth.wildstar.net]: EOF from client)
*** Signoff by PBot2 detected
*** Signon by PBot2 detected
*** PBot2 (poker@earth.wildstar.net) has joined channel #Poker2
*** Spank-007 has left channel #poker2
*** Spank-007 (seeblair@ip183.ifx.net) has joined channel #Poker2
*** Mode change "+o PBot2" on channel #poker2 by PitBot
Steph``> I'm gone .......
*** PBot2 has changed the topic on channel #poker2 to Sit down for a "friendly" game of Poker!!! http://www.tir.com/~jupiter1/poker
HighStick> moppy, dont quit join like that, please
HighStick> wait til bot is ready
Spank-007> oOo i see
Spank-007> i am sorry
Zappa> p discard 3
HighStick> its ok
*pbot2*> cards
-PBot2- Your cards: 1) 9-C 2) J-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) Q-S
Zappa> whats ok?
HighStick> hmmm
HighStick> ok to mop
HighStick> spanks
Zappa> me too
Steph``> cmon you guys
Spank-007> never knew that was offensive
dogmeat-> what are your cards???
Xdot> well what u got?
Steph``> say what you got and winner takes it
Xdot> 999
Zappa> PBot2= Your cards: 1) 7-C 2) A-S 3) 3-D 4) 7-D 5) A-H
Xdot> i have trip 9s
Zappa> bullshit
Xdot> 1) 9-C 2) J-D 3) 9-H 4) 9-S 5) Q-S
HighStick> dot should have shown cards
/*
Bot is not responding now, so log does not see what happened, apparently
Zappa folds, and there is another deal...
*/
*** Skitzoid (Skitzoid@p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz) has joined channel #Poker2
Zappa> I didn't get to get a god dammed discard though
HighStick> wtg skit
Xdot> so?
Zappa> I had the 3-D to start with
Zappa> whatever
Steph``> if people dont believe ... sheesh
Skitzoid> ta
Skitzoid> bl**dy pc
Xdot> im spoogin
=pbot2= Game #528 Pot: 10600 Highest Bet: 5000 (Betting after discard)
=pbot2= Needing to bet/call: ^Yawetag
=pbot2= ^Yawetag pays 5000 to see the bet. Pot is 15600.
^Yawetag> p see
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Xdot: K-S K-D 10-C 10-D A-C ^Yawetag: 7-C 3-H 6-C 3-C 7-D
=pbot2= Zappa: 2-D 2-H 9-D Q-D Q-S
=pbot2= Xdot's hand value: TWO Pairs: King's and 10s.
=pbot2= Xdot wins the game with 15600 in the pot!!
/*
Xdot calls, knowing only that he has Kings over and needs 5K to win.
*/
dogmeat-> nh dot
Steph``> weeeeeeeee dot :))))))
HighStick> good going
^Yawetag> p status
Xdot> over?
Cruiser> wtg dot
Zappa> what a shitty way to win
Xdot> i cant see anything
=pbot2= Game #529 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot2= $: dog:932601 Xdo:1006398 ^Ya:107930 Cru:65212 Zap:456874 HOO:8165
HighStick> p status
dogmeat-> i think u win
dogmeat-> yep
Steph``> yup ..
HighStick> dot wins
^Yawetag> $: dog:932601 Xdo:1006398 ^Ya:107930 Cru:65212 Zap:456874 HOO:8165
Zappa> that sucks
=pbot2= $1,000,000 limit exceeded. Your account has beenset to $100,000.
AfroMo> weeee
^Yawetag> WTG dot :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
dogmeat-> My AutoDeal is now OFF.
Xdot> later moa
Spank-007> dot is sleepy
dogmeat-> congrats dot
AfroMo> ackk
AfroMo> Over ?
dogmeat-> just ended
^Yawetag> yep :)
Steph``> yes over
Xdot> thanks gate
AfroMo> Congrats then X !!!!!
HighStick> nite
Xdot> thanks dm tough battle
Xdot> ty fro
Steph``> congrats dottie :)))))
dogmeat-> yup great finish
Xdot> wee steph
Xdot> ok i go beddy bye now
Spank-007> nite Dot
Xdot> only gotta get up in 4 hrs...
Xdot> heh
AfroMo> bubye
Steph``> sogni d'oro
IRC log ended Tue Apr 6 03:03
/*
Heh, 3:00 AM!
*/
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