Wuss This

/*
Wuss This

Ok for all you belly-achers who say the top dogs get to 900K then wuss...
Wuss this!

Xdot braves pinkluck to take a one-day tournament...
*/
=pbot= Game #1118 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot= $: pin:126606 pan:55510 Xdo:893681 ***:0 Ste:410135 ***:0
=pbot= Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Xdot has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 25400.
=pbot= Steph``, you're next.
=pbot= pandy folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot= Steph`` folds. 2 players remaining.
=pbot= pinkiey, you're next.
=pbot= pinkiey pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 50400.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot= Welcome, Cirra with 8237 money (bankrupt 6 times).
=pbot= pinkiey has discarded.
=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= pinkiey:3 pandy:- Xdot:1 Cirra:- Steph``:-
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Xdot has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 75400.
=pbot= pinkiey, you're next.
=pbot= pinkiey pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 100400.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= pinkiey: 10-H 6-D 2-C K-D K-S Xdot: 9-D 9-S A-D 6-S A-C
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: TWO Pairs: Ace's and 9s.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 100400 in the pot!!
=pbot= Game #1119 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot= $: pin:76506 pan:55410 Xdo:943981 Cir:8137 Ste:410035 ***:0
Cirra> egad!
=pbot= Cirra, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= pinkiey folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= Cirra has set the bet to 8137. Pot is 8637.
=pbot= Steph``, you're next.
Xdot> and just like that the crowd roars
=pbot= Steph`` pays 8137 to see the bet. Pot is 16774.
=pbot= pandy, you're next.
=pbot= pandy pays 8137 to see the bet. Pot is 24911.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 8137 to see the bet. Pot is 33048.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Xdot has discarded.
pandy> the crowd *gagz* ;P ;)
=pbot= Cirra has discarded.
=pbot= pandy has discarded.
=pbot= Steph`` has discarded.
Cirra> The crowd regurgitates
=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= pinkiey:- pandy:3 Xdot:1 Cirra:1 Steph``:3
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= Cirra, you're first to place a bet.
pinkiey> i will get it back
/*
heh yes pink but N in this tourney
*/
=pbot= Cirra checks.
=pbot= Steph``, you're next.
=pbot= Steph`` has set the bet to 500. Pot is 33548.
=pbot= pandy, you're next.
pinkiey> i hope
=pbot= Bet: 500 Pot: 33548 Own: 935844
=pbot= pandy pays 500 to see the bet. Pot is 34048.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 500 and raises 25000 to make the bet 25500!. Pot is 59548.
=pbot= Cirra, you're next.
=pbot= Bet limit of 50 imposed for Cirra.
=pbot= Cirra pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 59598.
=pbot= Steph``, you're next.
*** ^Spank (~Chriseb31@ip137.ifx.net) has joined channel #poker
=pbot= Welcome, ^Spank with 9207 money (bankrupt 31 times).
=pbot= pandy folds. 3 players remaining.
pandy> uh oh
^Spank> N leaving till i see winner
/*
N need to wait long...
*/
=pbot= Steph`` sees 25000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 50500!. Pot is 109598.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 134598.
=pbot= Cirra, you're next.
=pbot= Bet limit of 50 imposed for Cirra.
=pbot= Cirra pays 0 to see the bet. Pot is 134598.
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= Xdot: 9-C 8-C Q-C J-C 4-C Cirra: 7-H A-H 8-H 2-H 8-D
=pbot= Steph``: 3-H 5-C 10-H 10-S 10-C
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Flush, Club-Queen high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 134598 in the pot!!
=pbot= Cirra bankrupted.
=pbot= Cirra folds. 2 players remaining.
^Spank> ack dottie what happend?!?!
=pbot= Game #1120 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot= $: pin:76406 pan:46673 Xdo:1019842 ***:0 Ste:351298 ^Sp:9107
Xdot> bite me
pandy> oops
Steph``> weeeeeeeee
Xdot> heh
^Spank> o0o
pandy> hehehehehehhe
Xdot> u gave it to me
Cirra> Wish I'd hit my Ace hi flush :-(
pandy> gratz, dotbrat ;P ;))
Xdot> wasnt enuff till you raised
/*
OK for students of the end-game here it is once again:

Once there is enough monies in the pot for someone to go over 1 million
you MUST raise whatever you can. BUT NOT UNTIL!

Xdot still needed 54K at the start of this. He puts 8K into the pot of 33K
so that still leaves him 29K SHORT of 1 million. When he raises 25K,
(Lets forget that it's a diss 1 25K OV and raising Stephie who is noft)
Steph has ONLY 2 logical options:
1. If she does think it's a bluff, she can call. Dot will still need 4K if he wins.
2. FOLD! only a 33K pot plus Cirra diss 1 as well!

She opts for #3 (?)Raise the hitwoos and end the tourney?
(tiredness a factor?)
*/
^Spank> that will do it
Steph``> congrats wuss boy :)
Xdot> heh
^Spank> good show dotty
Xdot> brutal
pinkiey> CHOMP
Xdot> had to weather 6 pinknorks
Cirra> and second place is 559K
Cirra> that's pathetic
pandy> there was at *least* ONE panork in there ;(
^Spank> dotty played all day too
Xdot> now i get trips up the wazoo
^Spank> that N count dot
^Spank> you had 61 banks
Xdot> N counts for HOF is all
^Spank> still i can call you an ender
^Spank> weeee new tourny
Xdot> i dare say no one ever won a tourney with more banks
^Spank> i hardly ever try to win tournys
^Spank> i hate to keep money
IRC log ended Fri Aug 6 02:50

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