I spy a....PatWuss!

/*
I Spy a....PatWuss!

Not exactly how to deny a victory but a valiant attempt...
Post Game Analysis included!
*/
* One-Eyed holds xdot totaly responsisbile for me not winning
* Xdot admits culpability
BSmo> xdot is now known as culpmo
AdmBones> robert culp here on poker?
Xdot> i spy
One-Eyed> no can give xdot any more free rides
Xdot> wee freee!
BSmo> gonna fold now if dotmo bets
/*
Liar! heh actually BSmo N given a choice, you'll see why...
*/
Xdot> heh ill wait till pot is 22K
=pbot= Game #3213 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot= $: Gab:133198 Adm:201941 BSm:293361 lin:37540 One:582126 Xdo:987940
=pbot= Gabster, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= Gabster checks.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot= linnn folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones checks.
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo has set the bet to 669. Pot is 1269.
=pbot= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot= One-Eyed pays 669 to see the bet. Pot is 1938.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot sees 669 and raises 11676 to make the bet 12345!. Pot is 14283.
/*
Stop the tape right there...Now...Xdot just bet for the win. There
are NOT enough monies in the pot for a win yet, so what to do?

Here are the LOGIC steps to be taken by potential denyee...

  1. I am PAT: RAISE 25K!
  2. I have trips ACES, hmmm, 2 choices:
  3. I am NOT pat, FOLD!
Item 3 covers everything LESS than trip aces including 4-flushes, open str8s
and doubs.

YOU MUST NEVER EVER CALL! OK Roll the tape...now what does gabby do?...
*/
=pbot= Gabster, you're next.
=pbot= Gabster pays 12345 to see the bet. Pot is 26628.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
Xdot> infidel
=pbot= AdmBones pays 12345 to see the bet. Pot is 38973.
/*
Sheesh another caller?!!
*/
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo sees 11676 and raises 25000 to make the bet 37345!. Pot is 75649.
=pbot= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot= One-Eyed sees 36676 and raises 25000 to make the bet 62345!. Pot is 137325.
/*
OK, once the jenie is out of the bottle (pot is large enough to insure win),
these moa know what to do!
*/
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 50000 to see the bet. Pot is 187325.
=pbot= Gabster, you're next.
Xdot> goot thing im pat
=pbot= Gabster folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot= AdmBones pays 50000 to see the bet. Pot is 237325.
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 262325.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Xdot has discarded.
=pbot= AdmBones has discarded.
=pbot= One-Eyed has discarded.
=pbot= BSmo has discarded.
=pbot= Discards are as follows:
=pbot= Gabster:- AdmBones:1 BSmo:1 linnn:- One-Eyed:3 Xdot:0
=pbot= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot= AdmBones, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= AdmBones checks.
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 287325.
=pbot= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot= One-Eyed sees 25000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 50000!. Pot is 337325.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot pays 50000 to see the bet. Pot is 387325.
/*
Dot makes a mistake here. He should bet 100 to kill off one of the raises.
Otherwise a Bones or BSmo hit or 1i'd miracle could cost him extra 24900.
*/
=pbot= AdmBones, you're next.
Xdot> still got 875K
=pbot= AdmBones folds and mumbles, "an ace high wont win I predict". 3 players remaining.
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 412325.
/*
BSmo runs out of gas here, there are 2 more raises of 25K that can be made.
*/
=pbot= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot= BSmo: 6-H Q-H 8-H 9-H 10-D One-Eyed: 3-H K-H 10-H K-C 5-D
=pbot= Xdot: 6-C 7-H 5-C 4-H 8-S
=pbot= Xdot's hand value: Straight, 8 high.
=pbot= Xdot wins the game with 412325 in the pot!!
Xdot> weak
Xdot> you shoulda all folded when i bet 12K
Xdot> talk about handing it to me eh 1i?
=pbot= Congratulations Xdot! You own the #1 spot in the top players!
=pbot= Xdot folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot= $1,000,000 limit exceeded. Your account has beenset to $100,000.
Xdot> later moa
IRC log ended Thu Dec 2 16:51


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