Freakin Bastages!

/*
Freakin Bastages!

Xdot survives the tag-team on-slaught of bastages 1&2: Bones and Screwba.

Lil wusses couldn't even get it right either. Screwba misses a raise
and so does Dot. Bones plays the back door correctly. All the moa save
BSmo, eggin on the bastages.

OK, DONT WANNA HEAR NO BAD MOUTHING THE DOT NO MORE ABOUT WUSSIN!

Dot calls the bastages with PAIR ONLY!
*/
=pbot2= Game #989 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 100.
=pbot2= $: Wai:988289 Adm:520757 Scr:197039 BSm:706939 pin:17334 One:377685
=pbot2= BSmo, you're first to place a bet.
Wait4Pat> wee
=pbot2= BSmo checks.
=pbot2= pinkiey, you're next.
=pbot2= pinkiey folds. 5 players remaining.
=pbot2= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot2= One-Eyed checks.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat, you're next.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat checks.
=pbot2= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot2= AdmBones checks.
=pbot2= Screwba, you're next.
=pbot2= Screwba has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 25600.
=pbot2= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot2= BSmo folds. 4 players remaining.
=pbot2= One-Eyed, you're next.
=pbot2= One-Eyed folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat, you're next.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 50600.
/*
Mistake 1, dot should raise 100 to take away one raise.
*/
=pbot2= AdmBones, you're next.
=pbot2= AdmBones sees 25000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 50000!. Pot is 100600.
=pbot2= Screwba, you're next.
mmmofo> this could be it?
=pbot2= Screwba pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 125600.
/*
Screwba, there are still 2 more raises! dotmo laffs!
*/
=pbot2= Wait4Pat, you're next.
Wait4Pat> oosp forgot to raise bet
=pbot2= Wait4Pat pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 150600.
=pbot2= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
mmmofo> wtg BONES!!!
/*
bastage #3: casewuss! grrr!
*/
=pbot2= Wait4Pat has discarded.
Screwba> DANG
BSmo> this should be it
/*
Bsmo only mo offering ANY support! wee mo!
*/
=pbot2= Screwba has discarded.
=pbot2= AdmBones has discarded.
BSmo> pat is 0 dis
Wait4Pat> nope
/*
Xdot is no wuss, he calls with PAIR ONLY
*/
=pbot2= Discards are as follows:
=pbot2= Wait4Pat:3 AdmBones:3 Screwba:3 BSmo:- pinkiey:- One-Eyed:-
=pbot2= Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
=pbot2= AdmBones, you're first to place a bet.
One-Eyed> sb no rasie??
Screwba> should have raised
=pbot2= AdmBones has set the bet to 25000. Pot is 175600.
=pbot2= Screwba, you're next.
rwl> risky
/*
typical wuss response....
*/
=pbot2= Screwba sees 25000 and raises 25000 to make the bet 50000!. Pot is 225600.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat, you're next.
BSmo> no sh-t
Screwba> sorry
=pbot2= Wait4Pat sees 50000 and raises 100 to make the bet 50100!. Pot is 275700.
/*
Now they get it right...
*/
=pbot2= AdmBones, you're next.
rwl> ames!! :-)
=pbot2= AdmBones sees 25100 and raises 25000 to make the bet 75100!. Pot is 325800.
=pbot2= Screwba, you're next.
=pbot2= Screwba pays 25100 to see the bet. Pot is 350900.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat, you're next.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat pays 25000 to see the bet. Pot is 375900.
=pbot2= Revealing the players' cards:
=pbot2= Wait4Pat: 7-D A-S 4-H A-C A-D AdmBones: 2-H 6-S 6-C 3-D J-C
Amesy> hiya rwl :))
=pbot2= Screwba: 9-D 10-C 9-H 10-H 8-H
=pbot2= Wait4Pat's hand value: Three-of-a-Kind, Aces.
=pbot2= Wait4Pat wins the game with 375900 in the pot!!
Screwba> n1
BSmo> congrats...dotmo
Screwba> congrats dude
One-Eyed> nother lamf
Wait4PAt> fug u all -- thank u very much
AdmBones> wee
rwl> wee dot finally won
Wait4Pat> N a wuss
Wait4Pat> so bite me
Steph``> winner ?
mmmofo> lamf, though
Screwba> lol
Wait4Pat> wee?
One-Eyed> such a gracious winner
BSmo> weeeee dotmo
Wait4Pat> tied with casemo
=pbot2= Wait4Pat has quit the game.
=pbot2= Congratulations Wait4Pat! You own the #1 spot in the top players!
=pbot2= Wait4Pat folds. 3 players remaining.
=pbot2= $1,000,000 limit exceeded. Your account has beenset to $100,000.
Wait4Pat> hey who won last one?
*** Wait4Pat is now known as Xdot ***
One-Eyed> as he said it: Spartus> sheesh what a wuss.....
Xdot> i must update
AdmBones> I won a 600k poy yo end a tourney with a pair of aces and a king kicker, needed the king
mmmofo> after about 1.5 years you're tied
`Hussy> CONGRATS DOT
Xdot> bones u win last one?
Xdot> ty huss
AdmBones> 2nd last
mmmofo> but congrats 8)
Xdot> ty cw
`Hussy> Gotta Go...
IRC log ended Tue Jan 18 20:16

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