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Slugfest (submitted by infamy, Cooter, O-Aye, et. al.)
(N I didn't et any!)

N read whilst eating pastrami sandwhich (like Xdot was)

Most references to an actual poker game (going on at the time) have
been deleted.
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Date: Thu, 19 Sep 1996 23:33:37 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: "[Undernet_Poker]" Slugfest part one!

infamy> oosp ... oh. just elbowed kodie in the head
Circe> infmo is speaking in tongues tonight
infamy> prolly squished a slug
O-Aye> ow!
O-Aye> LOL
O-Aye> !
Cooter> LOLOLOL
Bullsh-t> it is definitely sounding like it comes from India
infamy> n hurt kodie but my elbow
Cooter> slug LOLOLOL
O-Aye> slughead
infamy> kodie has slugs for pets .. carreis them on his head
* Bullsh-t likes to pour salt on slugs
Circe> there are giant slugs that live in my parent's dog's food bowl
infamy> how pshychotic of you
infamy> oh ICK circe
* Bullsh-t is very pshy
Cooter> shychotic??
Circe> we put bowls of cheap beer out for them and drown them
Cooter> lOLOL
Cooter> hahhahahaa
Cooter> ahhh shit
* Cooter is in tears
* bankmo
* Circe
infamy> fist time i told o-aye bout kodie having slug on head, he thought i meant pissy little east coast slug
infamy> he n knew we have monster slugs in NW
Circe> heh
Circe> we have some pretty good sized ones here
infamy> they get to be 8" long and are multicolored
Cooter> yeah the size of catfish!
infamy> so i showed him one whene he got here
infamy> he was totally groseed out
O-Aye> i saw a slug last week that almost made me HURL it was so gross
infamy> ROFLOL
infamy> see
infamy> hurl .... LOL
O-Aye> it looked like a big green infected TURD
Cooter> LOLOLOL
Circe> we have to keep the beer bowls in the flower beds to keep them from eating all the flowers
bankmo> p fold ewwwwwwwwwwww
Cooter> stop...it hurts
O-Aye> lol cooter
LadyLiz> Why do ur parents eat from a dog food bowl???
infamy> lolol
O-Aye> the slug was sooo ugly
Cooter> slugs go to circe's to get pissed on the weekends?
infamy> heo nly saw medium sized slug
Circe> heh they die before they get too pissed
infamy> bout 5 inches
O-Aye> like a friggin product of colitis
Cooter> LOLOLOL
* Cooter bursts!
O-Aye> HAHA
LadyLiz> discard 2 3 4
infamy> oh HONEY ... LOLOLOL ... tooo gross
Circe> gardens are pretty interesting aroud here between teh corn spiders, slugs and tomato worms
Cooter> ack cramps!
O-Aye> oh! tomato worms!
O-Aye> my grandmother used to HUNT tomatoe worms
infamy> with guns?
Circe> tomato worms are cool
LadyLiz> my brother used to EAT them
O-Aye> shed catch em, then make ME squish em
Cooter> i laughin so hard that someone has seemed to have have given me monies!!
Cooter> wee!
O-Aye> ewww EAT
infamy> LOL ...
infamy> somone logging this?
infamy> oh
infamy> honey
Circe> heh
infamy> that's right
O-Aye> pbot is
* bankmo ate half of one once the other half was in the tomato
Cooter> LOLOL
* Cooter spits
LadyLiz> yep - he's squeeze them till their eyes popped out first
O-Aye> *yummy* (c) 1995 stats
Circe> we used to have a large raccoon that would sit on top of the dog pen eating cat food and hissing at everyone who walked by
infamy> muy sister ate half of pickle worm once that way
Cooter> *SNORT*
Bullsh-t> ewwwwww
O-Aye> pickle worm?!
Bullsh-t> total disgust
O-Aye> i'll give ya a pickle worm ;)
Cooter> hey inf.......?
infamy> yeah?
Cooter> DOSTUS!
infamy> i miss dosturs
O-Aye> lol dosturs
Bullsh-t> how come his account still active?
* Cooter is calming down
infamy> I WON ONE
* bankmo hands cooter the other half of the tomato....here
Cooter> i gave it to ya
infamy> shaddup slughead
* Cooter hits it into the upper deck
Cooter> hehehe
Cooter> prolly squished a slug....LOLOLOL
LadyLiz> are yurs red & green?
infamy> green, yellow, bronw
infamy> colitis turds
O-Aye> hehe
* bankmo wonders how many toomato worms get groun up in tomato juice...
infamy> although i think they look more like mother earth snot
infamy> OH GOD
* infamy hurls
LadyLiz> 3 tornadeos here last hour
Cooter> nice cars eh?
LadyLiz> how many apple worms are in apple juice or cider?????
Bullsh-t> ugh, guess I've gotta go out into that downpour :(
bankmo> p fold liz is on a terror
* Circe hands bsmo an umbrello
infamy> i brb ... kodie is longey ... wnats to go find slug friend outside to play wiht
Bullsh-t> thx
O-Aye> longey
Cooter> longey???
O-Aye> hmm..
infamy> l o n e l y
Cooter> im rather longey myself
Bullsh-t> hard on?
LadyLiz> me tooooooooooooooo
Circe> oh....thought mabye oi had some competition there for a minute
Cooter> LOLOL
O-Aye> u pplz are disgusting
Cooter> wee!
LadyLiz> i have a fking computer in bed with me.....
Circe> tell us something we don't know :)
Cooter> LOL
Bullsh-t> you have a poker playing cmptr & a fking cmptr?
Circe> wee lady has it made
Cooter> dcc me that prog.
LadyLiz> no fking going on here
* LadyLiz trys to remember ......
infamy> rained torrents today ... proilly losta snugs out there
Cooter> LOL
Bullsh-t> thought your snug was in brooklyn
LadyLiz> too small
Circe> lol
Circe> her snug is too small too reach from brooklyn
LadyLiz> i have no snug
O-Aye> lol snugs
Bullsh-t> weeeeeeeeee
Cooter> my snugs on an island for a year!
Cooter> wee!
O-Aye> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Circe> can u feel the love tonight?
* infamy sighs contentedly and barely misses all the monies she si loinsg tonight
Cooter> heh
Cooter> hehehhe
bankmo> lol
infamy> LOL
LadyLiz> lover bouy's turn
O-Aye> sounds like a dick tracey villan
Circe> heh heh he said dick
Cooter> LOL
Cooter> hehehehe
Bullsh-t> you guys are stretching a point
O-Aye> haha DICK
LadyLiz> dick and tracey were a hot number
Bullsh-t> p quit
Bullsh-t> ok gotta go earn money
Cooter> cyacya
Bullsh-t> will not see you all tomorrow
Circe> later bsmo
infamy> buh bye
O-Aye> oosp
O-Aye> heh infmay
infamy> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Circe> who is this her?
infamy> infmay
Bullsh-t> am staying off pokie in honor of 20th anniversary!!!! * Cooter looks in the manual about annoying topics....hmmm
Circe> lol
infamy> is n annoying you snert
infamy> i winning this hand dammit
infamy> so farking there!
infamy> had enough of this shit
Cooter> :P
LadyLiz> have a slug


Subject: "[Undernet_Poker]" Slugfest part two

CrZCooter> SLUGMO!!!
infamy> slugmo .... heh
O-Aye> GEGLETMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrZCooter> heh
yotes> p note write o-aye u r a norkmo of the highest degree!!! weee!!!!
O-Aye> haha
O-Aye> p note read then give yotes a lashing with a fresh batch of excretion toasties
CrZCooter> w/ a side order of slugjuice
O-Aye> ewwwwwww
O-Aye> slugtrail mix
CrZCooter> LOL
infamy> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
O-Aye> HHAHAA
infamy> slugtrail mix
yotes> yack vomit stew
CrZCooter> LOL
yotes> mmmmmmmmm
O-Aye> spread slug trail on your sangwich... lower in cholesterol than butter
CrZCooter> LOLitas!
CrZCooter> and fer dessert...slugbuster parfait!
O-Aye> I HATE POKER
* infamy stuffs a slug up O-Ayes nose
O-Aye> me sneezes on infamy.. u cant tell where the slug ends, and the snerts begin
O-Aye> oosp add a / to that
infamy> O-Aye hates poker ... that's FUNNY
CrZCooter> LOL
infamy> snerts?
Heidi> if u hate poker then why are you running it?
infamy> he is masochist
O-Aye> purgatory
budman> lol
CrZCooter> heh
infamy> penance
infamy> SPLAIN SNERTS DAMMIT
infamy> well ... n splain. i got it.
CrZCooter> AH-CHOO!
O-Aye> heh i just had a vision of Kodie shaking his head, and SLUGS flying every which way, landing on walls and stuff
infamy> just .... snerts??
infamy> OH ICK
O-Aye> just snerts
CrZCooter> LOLOLOLOL
infamy> LOLOLOLOL
CrZCooter> ppl diving under tables
O-Aye> lol
infamy> i can arrange for you next time you come to town, honey ....
infamy> kodie ... "UP"
CrZCooter> pulling couches on top of them...
O-Aye> s'ok..
infamy> i gonna dream this tonight fer sure
Dodgyr> okay-
infamy> gonna be bad
infamy> and gonna call and cry to YOU
O-Aye> slugmares
CrZCooter> heh
O-Aye> HAHAHA
infamy> in fact ... i keep you on phone for bout 4 hours, telling you the dream in bits and pieces
infamy> and you N DARE fall asleep
O-Aye> LOL!!!!!!
infamy> (sorry, inside funny)
O-Aye> VERY funny
O-Aye> LOL
O-Aye> wee pat
CrZCooter> pat lol
O-Aye> thats funny?"
* CrZCooter pats kodie on his slug
infamy> LOL
O-Aye> OH LOL!!! MAN!!
CrZCooter> LOLOLOL
* yotes has a serious case of the mouthnasties
O-Aye> mmmm! share yotes!
CrZCooter> lol
yotes> anyone have a mint?
CrZCooter> or a box of em?
_Zappa> I have spray...
* infamy hands yotes a mint covered slug
yotes> ewwwww
O-Aye> OHHH RELF! YUXCKKK
infamy> :)
infamy> RELF??
CrZCooter> heheh
CrZCooter> fonix
yotes> where'd u get that????? ;)
CrZCooter> heh
O-Aye> as in RRREELLLFLFLLFLLLLLLLLLLGURGLEGURGLESPLASHCOFFGURGLEPITUEEEEEEE
infamy> uh oh .... O-Aye HURLING
yotes> mmmm sve it for stew
infamy> oh ICK yotes
CrZCooter> dont mockingbird me inf:)
O-Aye> *yummy* (c) 1995 stats
infamy> is MY FAVE coots
yotes> something keeps clogging my straw....
infamy> SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
* infamy hurls
O-Aye> ewww use a colonic hose yotes
infamy> bet honey
CrZCooter> SLUGS A L'ORANGE.....a recipe by Cooter.....
infamy> with help from kodie
infamy> give the dog his due dammit
CrZCooter> lift slug off of kodies head(lift with knees, not back)
infamy> LOL ... knees
Xdot> pos 3 ug
CrZCooter> poke holes in both ends of slug....
O-Aye> lol kneees
CrZCooter> place one end in yer mouth and blow(really hard)
infamy> cooter you making me really really sick
yotes> Coot: yer turning me on
CrZCooter> innards should exit through other hole
* infamy can just SEE all the slug guts flying out the end
infamy> is nasty
CrZCooter> take slug carcas and place on counter
O-Aye> LOL cooter
CrZCooter> get a jar of marmalade...
infamy> oh no cooter
infamy> please no
CrZCooter> and a clothes pin
infamy> NOT THE MARMALADE
CrZCooter> place clothes pin on one end to block hole
CrZCooter> take full jar of marmalade in yer mouth(TAKE IT ALL!!)
O-Aye> i want a slug milkshake
CrZCooter> (well not the jar, just the marmalade)
O-Aye> pureed slug spread
O-Aye> hey uz guys know that infmay ate OSTRICH last week?
CrZCooter> pick up slug carcas and place open end in yer mouth
Radmo> I had crockidle on a stick last week.,., weee!!
O-Aye> all this open ended slugmouthing... this N recipe, its SEX
CrZCooter> proceed to blow marmalade into slug until ready to burst.
CrZCooter> take twist tie(glad preferably) and tie off loose end

[ EDITOR'S NOTE -- At this point, a most viscious net spooge
caused everyone to get disconnected, but that N stop Cooter... ]

Cooter> so you fill until almost bursting and the tie loose end with twist tie(preferably Glad)
Cooter> and then bake at 350 until skin is crispy(but not burnt)
infamy> you could bake slugs for two days nad skin would not get crispy
Cooter> remove from oven and glaze with remaing slug juice on kodie forehead
O-Aye> we got thrown from that server like slugs from Kodie's HEAD
infamy> EWWWWWWWWW
Xdot> gacklet
Cooter> lol OI!!
infamy> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Cooter> east coast slugs: serves 1
Cooter> west coast slugs: serves 8
Xdot> must
infamy> LOLOL
O-Aye> juicy!
Cooter> LOL
Cooter> u think that recipe is good enuff for homepage??
O-Aye> LOL twist tie
O-Aye> did u log it slug boy?
Cooter> course not