How Do I Bet?
/*
How Do I Bet? Subtitled: p i am a lamer
dakoda gets the Lame Mo of the Week award for this gem.
(Most of the poker stuff is deleted)
*/
*** dakoda (tORnfLESh@prv-ri1-04.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #Poker
=pbot= Welcome, dakoda with 332 money (bankrupt 1 times).
=pbot= Game #32599 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
=pbot= $: Xdo:42324 ten:4217 BSm:17351 dak:322 Eph:6048 eri:14095
dakoda> im new
=pbot= eri, you're first to place a bet.
=pbot= eri checks.
=pbot= Xdot, you're next.
=pbot= Xdot checks.
=pbot= tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed> hi new
=pbot= tenecjed checks.
=pbot= BSmo, you're next.
=pbot= BSmo checks.
=pbot= dakoda, you're next.
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Ok a long wait ensues here...
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Ephemeral> u read the manual dakoda
dakoda> yeah..
=pbot= Xdot reminds dakoda to make a bet...
Ephemeral> then do something
dakoda> but im kinda slow
Xdot> lets go mo
Xdot> taint got all night
dakoda> how do i bet?
=pbot= Game #32599 Pot: 60 Highest Bet: 0 (Betting before discard)
=pbot= Needing to make a bet: dakoda
Xdot> geg
tenecjed> you know how to dcc?
Ephemeral> te m,anual explains that
BSmo> if N know how to bet, gone in 90 secs
Xdot> shit how did u get an account?
=pbot= dakoda checks.
=pbot= Ephemeral, you're next.
tenecjed> dakoda who do know that plays poker?
=pbot= Ephemeral checks.
=pbot= Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
=pbot= Xdot will be discarding 3 cards.
=pbot= Ephemeral will be discarding 1 card.
=pbot= BSmo will be discarding 3 cards.
Lukstir> manual skimmer
Xdot> heh
=pbot= tenecjed will be discarding 3 cards.
Xdot> someone told the keyword
=pbot= eri will be discarding 3 cards.
BSmo> manual skimmer anything like autoeroticism??
Lukstir> hehe
tenecjed> my impression too x :)
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Ok another long wait ensues...
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=pbot= BSmo requested to forceout dakoda. I need another request!
=pbot= BSmo: err... maybe someone else could agree?
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Seems Bsmo has had his fill...
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=pbot= Ephemeral has put dakoda out of the game!
=pbot= dakoda folds. 5 players remaining.
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At this point I have deleted all the poker game stuff and only
log the discussion
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Xdot> wee go read manual
Ephemeral> read manual then play
dakoda> what was thaT FOR?
Xdot> if you r slow u get kicked
Xdot> says so in manual
BSmo> read manual in depth
dakoda> i did...i told you i was slow..
BSmo> ju snooze ju lose
tenecjed> read the manual it will explain it
dakoda> i dont know the commands by heart
GP> rude mos
GP> heh
/*
Cop Review Board...
GatePiper takes the cop high road, whilst Lukstir (cop newbie),
Xdot (perrenial bad-cop) sling mud. Even jedmo loses his normally
complacent attitude...
'How do I bet' indeed!
*/
tenecjed> it's called the 90 rule
Xdot> look u only need 3 commands, sheesh
Xdot> p bet p fold p discard
dakoda> no patience with you damn ppl!
Ephemeral> make your turn in 90 seconds or less or else you get forced out
dakoda> get a life!
*** dakoda has left channel #Poker
BSmo> LOL
*** dakoda (tORnfLESh@prv-ri1-04.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #Poker2
KingSimba> Hmmm.....a bit miffed there eh whot??
tenecjed> p i am a lamer
jackdaw> he N be back
BSmo> 90 sec rule N work on discard tho, does it
Xdot> N exactly
BSmo> just get confirmation
BSmo> heh
*** dakoda has left channel #Poker2
*** BSmo is now known as Patience
Patience> PBot punishing us for being so mean?
Xdot> look if you get in the game u should know 'p bet' for crissakes
tenecjed> or at least fake it better than he did
Patience> .p bet p discard p fold all u need
Xdot> heh go to efnet and learn?
Ephemeral> i bet he was told the keyword and was just hoping we'd hold his hand as he learned how to play
Patience> or you get igm & N need to know anything
tenecjed> yea they will be much more tolerant of your slow play on efnet
GP> he's played before geez you mos are cruel
Xdot> i am usually helpful but if a mos says 'how do i bet' well i just lose it
The_Ghost> Yeah, just get igm and you don't need ANY intelligence :)
Patience> ***GP is now known as Conscience
Lukstir> that is a good one thouh how do i bet first time i ever heard that asked usualy they just try
GP> heh N just feeling gernerous today ;P
Ephemeral> or admitting they're slow. I was beginning to wonder if dakoda meant to say 'i'm retarded'
GP> oh....I missed any conversation though
GP> did he ask how to bet?
* Patience wonders if he will come back monday & find new pokie channels?
Ephemeral> yeah and said 'i'm slow'
tenecjed> yes
IRC log ended Wed Dec 4 18:04
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