Xdot's Wuwes of Acqwisition

Xdot pwovides a wist of wuwes fow acqwiwing monies in #pokew and #mopokew. Pwease wefew to these wuwes whenevew necessawy. (Inspiwed by AdmBones, heh, heh, heh)

  1. It is easy to win monies, its much hawdew to keep monies. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
  2. You cannot bwuff bankews.
  3. A 1000 waise is N a bwuff.
  4. If you caww a mo wif a paiw, and the mo disses zewo, you WIWW hit twips. Heh, heh, heh.
  5. It doesn't mattew what YOU have, it's what the wabbit has that counts. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
  6. Ovew-vuwtuwe: (Usuawwy) BAD. (cowowwawy to #2)
  7. Bewawe the ovew-vuwtuwe. Unwess it's Wabbit Season.
  8. Bewawe the Scum-woww situation (Anancwonistic weftovaw fwom bygowne ewa)
  9. When wiggews awe pwesent: BAG!
  10. When wusses awe pwesent: MUNCH!
  11. Its easiew to bwuff good pwayews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
  12. Nevew bwuff a fish. (Unwess a set-up or it's Wabbit Season)
  13. If you awe gonna waise, you bettew stand a we-waise (othewwise you a wuss).
  14. Impatient moa bank.
  15. Nevew undewestimate the gwowf potentiaw of NOFT (No one fowding twips)
  16. A 100 bet to open invites cootews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
  17. If you won't be bwuffed, you WIWWA be banked.
  18. A nowk is as good as a wig to a bwind bettow. (heh sounds good, means wittwe)
  19. I am Ewmew J. Fudd, miwwionaiwe. I own a mansion and a yacht...eh eh eh...

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