2 seat no window cargo van with full shag carpeting, fantasyscape mural of the Conrad Wilks as Conan with his bass as the sword, women clinging to his steely thighs. Vanity plate says "HALN AZZ". Interior lava lamps and it has Bug Slurry in reverse in stick on shiny letters across the windshield and vintage pot leaf mudflaps. PA system, shitty speakers, microphone in the console and bad strobe lights. Interior vertical LED strips, ROYGBIV animation, shortwave radio for contacting blanks.

Flash cryo transport installed by Russian organleggers.