(And) After the Folks Sing About Bud:
The Incomplete Books of John Cady

Dear Dave...Oh, Nothing
the letters I never sent to David Letterman

Live and Learn From Uncle Lou
when I first wrote this, I'd never heard of Jack Handey. I just made it up to sneak into the inspirational section of the bookstore where I worked. Needless to say, I fell out of contention for employee of the month.

There Ought to be Bigger Shrimp
the very first Moral-Less Fable™, this little story about Sarah and her feet has no point whatsoever

If I Had a Porch
A collection of very short somethings. What, I don't know.