Golden Banana Archives 4

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November 8, 2001

CIA Spy Cat Not as successful as the Meow-Chi. But is this stuff for real? Here's the text if they take it down.

November 2, 2001

Endangered Faeces Buy sculptures made from endangered animal crap.

November 1, 2001

Mystic Ferret This cute little creature will help you with any problem you have.

Learn the Alphabet with Cyberbear Not for your kids!

Famous Monkeys throughout history

Simian References Everytime monkeys, gorillas, etc... have been mentioned on the Simpsons. A true devotee of the arts.From

November 1, 2001

I gave my cat an enema In cartoon format. Weird.

Nicotine Water?!? Are they serious?

Message in a bottle on the internet. Fill out the form and someone will throw a message in a bottle into the ocean for ya. for all those true romantics.

October 29, 2001

Customatix Design your own shoes! Cool, the interface is a bit weird, still cool though.

Town Rains Corn I'm used to plagues of frogs and locusts. (Note: Originally found on Yahoo! News, but I emailed it to myself... and let's say it sat around for a while. Glad I found the story elsewhere.) Here's the text since Yahoo! has already taken it down.

October 28, 2001

Pathology in the Hundred Acre Wood: a neurodevelopmental perspective on A.A. Milne Published in the Canadian Medical Journal Amusing to say the least. Here's the text (PDF) if they take it down

Active Buddy Not really a link... if you use AOL Instant Messager add the user "smarterchild" to your buddy list. You can talk to him (?) he knows a bit about certain subjects... gets a little repetitive if you talk vaguely.

Transformers Halloween costume Here's a preview for Halloween. Very cool and very Scary. Here's the pic if they take it down.

NASA Wants Volunteers to Go to Bed for a Month Wow... $11 an hour to do something I'd do for free. Sounds like the perfect job. Here's the text if they take it down.

October 27, 2001

Manties When tightie-whities just won't cut it.

October 23, 2001

Firm to launch metal-free bra My favorite part of the story is the line about how "Airport authorities should welcome the new bra because security personnel take ``considerable labor and time to identify what sets off metal detectors, resulting in slow immigration and boarding procedures' " C'mon... please... how much travelling does the average woman do? Anyway here's the text if they take it down.

Home Anthrax Kit Only $19-$25. C'mon it's a waste of money! Who the heck would want to kill you. Anyway should be ready just in time for Christmas. Buy your paranoid friends one... or two. Here's the text if they take it down.

October 21, 2001

All submissions today from MTx
Fake fur cats? Just weird. Here's the text if they take it down.

What color is your aura?

Dancing Bush I've seen variations on this before, but it's kinda funny.

October 13, 2001

Bikini Masterpiece theatre Thespians they are not, but who cares?

Wonderbum Fitst the Wonderbra, now this. Isn't technology wonderful. Here's the text and picture(like she needs help molding her ass) if they take it down.

October 8, 2001

Police Use Helicopter for Doughnut Run Mmmm.... Krispy kreme. I would have gotten two dozen. Contributed by MJD2B. Here's the text if they take it down.

October 6, 2001 Having trouble finding that perfect someone? Just lower your standards. Hundreds of incarcerated women are waiting to meet you. Actually I can't tell if this is real or fake. Regardless it's interesting. For the ladies, Jaildudes

Elf Panties Went into work one day and the secretary and my attending were talking about Drew and Mike, a morning radio show in Detroit. Evidently the buzz was about Elf Panties. Interesting if you're into that things I guess... Why is she an elf? Something to do with pointy ears, which kinda look really fake.... anyway. judge for yourself. In anycase it's a chance to add to your panty collection. You know who you are!

October 4, 2001

Man dies after soup explodes Tragic really. Very Odd. We know this will never happen to my roommate. Here's the text if they take it down.

PoopMoose My friend Stacia got me a pooping moose. It's fun! These are the original, created out of wood.

October 3, 2001

Furbeowulf Cluster Computing Parallel Computing with Furbies? I especially like the Watchdog processor provided by the Aibo-clone. Also check out Crazy Ernie's Bargain Hut at the same site. Learn all about "Gener Mills' Kap'n Kosher High-Protein Chicken Puffs"

October 2, 2001

Disney Tattoo Guy Are you dedicated to your hobbies? LIAR! No you aren't! This guy is!!

September 28, 2001

Evil Science "Light Hearted Entertainment for and by Evil Scientists". Don't forget to check out the links page. I especially like For Sale By Mental Patient It seems strangely familiar to me

September 25, 2001

Apply to be an intern for Gary Condit I usually try to stay out of the political area, but this is fun. As far as I can tell this is real. Also don't for get to check out Gary's Page for Kids

September 24, 2001

The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man Ever wonder how those warning signs are I'm telling you anyway.

How to make your own lava lamp

September 11, 2001
A day that will live in infamy for people in the United States, and the whole world over. Blessings to all those who died in this tragic event, and to all the families and friend who have lost a loved one. May justice prevail swiftly and fairly -- let no more innocent lives be shed.

September 8, 2001

Scientist seeks world's funniest joke Sounds like a matter of opionion. Until this guy becomets the scientific world's funniest joke. Here's the text if they take it down.

Curious George Publisher Sues Jews for Jesus Really just messed up. Here's the text if they take it down.

September 3, 2001

Cut off my feet Cut off your feet and make your life better in so many ways... Some new Japanese game show? no... just this guy's life. Contributed by MPhDMD who's the only person I know who was was interested enough in statistics to to get a doctorate in it, yet is now a real doctor

Incidentally I don't i gave a Monkey designation to the Austin Connection. He is now MTx. he will get retroactive credit. and his designation will change when he moves or gets his degree.

Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry So far I don't know any one who's registered thank god. Not our usual light fare, but a PSA from our friend MFPiC. She told me she would hold her breath until she turned blue or until I added something from her. I couldn't do that to her. I usually don't give in to pouting, but oh well. let's not start a trend. Good thing she's a doctor.

August 18, 2001

FDA Panel Backs Artificial Sphincter Device You can't make this stuff up. Here's the txt if they take it down

Man drowns in cat's water bowl Kind of hard to make fun of the guy since he's now dead. I do find it somewhat amusing that they managed to get the cat's name into the story. Here's the text if they take it down. This link contributed by MJD2B. -- MJD2B has been bitching since he wants to be an official contributor and hasn't been added yet. Yet he's really contributed very little. I will give him credit for the May 5, 2001 Random Thought, not because he contributed it, but rather that he said it to me on the phone. To me his cupcakes will always be buring. Anyway here's his first contribution. He's still not making the list... yet.

August 14, 2001

Garden Gnome Violence?

Uses for an old Mac As far as I'm concerned -- uses for a new Mac! Actually I have an old Mac that I'm planning on turning into an aquarium. Actually honestly I plan to turn this old Mac SE I have into a Macquarium for which there are multiple sites with instructions on how to do it. (Oddly enough is home to some weird communications company.)

August 13, 2001

99 ways to open a beer bottle without a opener I didn't actually count. My favorite is police car.On second look it's only ten ways. To see the other 89 you need to buy this guy's book. What a gyp.

Men cut off fingers in protest I usually just write a letter, or more often, do nothing.

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