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Well everybody is asking who are the masterminds behind the phenomenon that is Archermonkey. Well we finally thought you deserved a rundown.
He's been our Chief Executive Officer since our last CEO Billy Gates left
to start some software thing. He's done a great job since joining the
crew. Obviously the mastermind behind some of our greatest ideas.
(Obviously he's signing my paycheck)
Ju-Lin was abandoned in the forest and raised by wild mongooses
(mongeese?). This explains
many of his habits. He has since rejoined society after being rescued by
Peruvian nuns. This doesn't explain his love of golf.
Who's the sexy private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? If you
said Bryant you'd be not just wrong... you'd be DAMN WRONG. He's the one
who conceived Archermonkey in a crack-induced stupor in 1999.
His likes include Jackie Chan movies NOT named Gorgeous
(read the review), foods not
containing vegetable matter, and chemical laden
meat products. His dislikes include physical exertion (including breathing
and walking), cleaning the CEO's litterbox, and the phrases "ATM machine"
and "PIN number".
Here's our CEO at... let's say... the Oscars
avoiding the
paparazzi
CEO
Rasputin Wu
Ju-Lin in his prior career as a intergalactic
space fortress
Founder
Ju-Lin Wang (mMD2B)
Founder/Janitor
Bryant Wu (mMD)
(This bio composed by Ju-Lin... after being tortured for writing
the previous sucky bio.)
Kovacs, James Kovacs
General Counsel/Culinary Critic
James Kovacs (mJD)
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