Well diary, some weird stuff has happened since we talked.  I
discovered my father may have been a prince of a country called Amber.  I
think he is still alive...but I have to find the bitch that set me up
against my true liege.  She called herself Abigail and told me that I was
the heir to the throne of Amber...but as Bill showed me, that is not
true.  I guess that I will serve my liege, but hopefully I can get help to
find my father.  The ways of Abigail are of the sorcerers.  Well enough of
this.  I will continue this discussion another day.