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Welcome
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Procrustus® Corporation's
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<SHIMMER> Web Presence </SHIMMER>

Procrustus® Corporation: Brokers of Fine Intellectual Property.

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 If you had a good idea today, we probably already own it.
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Here at Procrustus®, we're not content just to earn your trust, we're working hard to acquire the rights to it.

Here are just a few of our recently acquired intellectual properties:

  • The Magna Carta
  • The Dewey Decimal System
  • The Ten Commandments
  • Long Division
  • New Car Smell
  • Candy Corn
  • Screen Doors
  • Sleet
  • Three-Quarter Time
  • Daylight Savings Time
  • Time Off For Good Behavior
  • On/Off Switches
  • Standing In Line
  • Saying Gesundheit When Someone Sneezes
  • Your Middle Name
  • Gravity

    • And the list just keeps <THROB> growing. </THROB>

    If you have any questions please check to make sure we don't own them already.

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    Procrustus®: Too big to stop.

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