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Welcome
to
the
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<SHIMMER> Web Presence </SHIMMER>
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If you had a good idea today, we probably already own it.
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Here at Procrustus®, we're not content just to earn your
trust, we're working hard to acquire the rights to it.
Here are just a few of our recently acquired intellectual properties:
The Magna Carta |
The Dewey Decimal System |
The Ten Commandments |
Long Division |
New Car Smell |
Candy Corn |
Screen Doors |
Sleet |
Three-Quarter Time |
Daylight Savings Time |
Time Off For Good Behavior |
On/Off Switches |
Standing In Line |
Saying Gesundheit When Someone Sneezes |
Your Middle Name |
Gravity |
And the list just keeps <THROB> growing. </THROB>
If you have any questions please check to make sure we don't own them
already.
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Procrustus®: Too big to stop.
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