Mean Girls
(about us)
"Ok, so like, here is the deal. There are these three girls in school, and they are called the Glasswares. They are totally teen royalty. Everyone knows everything about the glasswares. I heard that Natasha is like some Croatian princess or something. One time I heard her say a word in a different language, she is like so smart. And Pooja, I heard that she was a dance star when she was younger, and then she got offered a part in this movie where she could be the star and she just like totally turned it down because it's not her image. She is like, so...centered. And the third one, Kate, well she went to this school before where they forced her to eat Quaker Oats all the time, because they were Quaker, and so now when she moved to Michigan and she started this new action league called SACUO which stands for Students Against the Cruel Use of Oatmeal, and like everyone joined, even if they secretly liked oatmeal. And every Monday they wear pink, and every Thursday they go to SSG, and like if they are apart for more than like three hours then everyone knows that something is wrong. And like not only are they like the prettiest and scariest girls in the school, but they also have mad chemistry skills."
So you can like try and get in touch with the glasswares, but chances are, they won't get back to you:
Kate MacDuffie Pooja Desai Natasha Smolcic
That is, unless you are Aaron Samuels, in which case you should call their express line. It's in the yellow pages.
