About the Authors
David "Black Death" Chapel:
David, an underboss, is the heir to a Don Koreeda's insect sex hormone secrets. This is fitting, because ladies dig his snuff and his gallant stroll. He's a made man ten times over, known across the world of chemistry for his signature method of dispatch: Permanent Propofol anesthesis. His interests include further developing his methods of destruction, namely research into the more efficient developments of mass quantities of the botulinum toxin.
Got a job? Need it done nice 'n quiet-like?
E-mail the Black Death: theblackdeath.propofol@donkoreeda.kill
Richard "The Fox" Boehnke:
Richard, a specialist in espionage and persuasion, is known for a fiery temper, elegantly suppressed under good-natured humor and long, luscious locks. Don't be fooled by his good looks; he's a noted killer, feared for his favorite method of dispatch: Covering his unfortunate victims in Thermite. He once held an opponent's wife's hand, in a jar of acid, at a party.
Favorite pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
The Fox can be found, if the price is right, by e-mailing: thefox.fire@donkoreeda.kill
Alex Sapick, "The Silent Killer":
Alex the Silent is such a mysterious figure that one can hardly find words to describe him. Feared by his friends as much as his enemies, he once passed an entire year with only three confirmed sightings, none of which consisted of verbal communication. Alex once killed a sensei in a duel, and he never said why....
You need not worry about contacting the Silent Killer, for if he has business with you, you are already dead. But, if you insist on an act so foolish, the Don bids you mail: P.O. Box 1792
Do you honestly expect men wanted by the law to place their photographs on the web? Of course not... Instead, here are some near-death photos of a few poor souls unfortunate enough to have crossed Don Koreeda.
Just before they slept with the fishes:
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