Richard "The Rock" Wu
"I too, was once like Ariel - a mermaid seeking my own pair of land legs and true love. And just like Ariel, I found the Mukaiyama Hydration and was able to synthesize steroids as well. Now look at me! I'm Huge! Still working on the true love part but you can't have everything right?" Richard is just one of the many success stories generated by this amazing synthesis (Now termed the Ariel Condensation)! Just look at that strapping young man, now those are results!
Dylan "Big Money" Henderson
Dylan grew up in the deep sea trenches and made it through much adversity to become one of the top steroid chemists at the Atlantis Institute of Baseball Research. He is famous for using his shell maracas for liquid-liquid extractions, rather than the usual clam shell separatory funnels used by the less inovative members of the AIBR. In his free time he enjoys snorkling and fishing. His favorite fish is the Mukaiyama Flounder.
Noah "Laydeh Killa" Mathis
Noah Mathis, an eccentric billionaire, was the main funding force behind Ariel and her team's steroid-based research. Mathis, a graduate of the Captain Nemo Community College, majored in Business with a minor in Steroid Ethics. Noah was made famous by his steroid promoting marketing campaign that popularized the phrases, "It ain't substance abuse, it's just the juice" and "No need to avoid the roid" in an attempt to show the positive uses of steroids. He now resides in his upper Atlantis loft, with his wife and two children, wildly throwing cash at rediculous research projects all across the undersea kingdom.
