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Chemical Shift (ppm)	Coupling Constant(s) J = (Hz)	Integration	Multiplicity
4.46	10.2	1H	d
4.19	10.8	1H	d
2.91	19.2	1H	d
2.71	14.4	1H	d
2.66	14.4	1H	d
2.48	19.2	1H	d
2.11	5.4, 13.2	1H	dd
1.77-1.73	----	1H	m
1.65-1.59	----	1H	m
1.48-1.42	----	1H	m
1.38	----	3H	s
1.34	----	1H	s
1.20	6, 13.2, 26.4	1H	ddd
0.98	6.6	3H	d

Ohtawa, M.; Krambis, M.; Cerne, R.; Schkeryantz, J.; Witkin, J.; Shenvi, R. J. Am. Chem. Soc. 2017, 139, 9637-9644.