Biography of a Courageous Kitten

Catnap After Saving the World

Last updated on October 13, 1998

Charity Ann was born one of sextuplets in Ypsilanti Township, Michigan, on Labor Day 1991. She moved to Pittsfield Township six weeks later where she has been reared by a loving, single mother whom Charity has taught everything she knows.

Charity first earned a reputation as the Comeback Kitten when she raised her 26-ounce frame from a deceptively deep wastebasket. She recuperated from a serious neck injury sustained after a fierce battle with a closing refrigerator door. Despite a considerable number of misfortunes, she usually lands on her feet.

Employed as a full-time member of the Neighborhood Watch, Charity has heroically saved her human from solictors three houses away. Her penchant for inwardly digesting newspapers led to her appointment as human counsel on every important issue of the day, from U.S. intervention in Bosnia to her human's new shoes. Charity's persuasive skills led to amnesty for the unseen mouse who regurgitated on the new white carpet.

An early riser, Charity remains physically fit by chasing flashlights and playing tag with her dear brother Christopher. Her hobbies include bird-watching and listening to John Rutter's Requiem as sung by Sue Davidsen. While she occasionally uses catnip, she has never inhaled.

Charity plans to resign as Neighborhood Watch coordinator to have her fur brushed and to devote full time to her Presidential campaign.

Addendum:

Charity Ann conceded the Presidential election to Socks on November 5, 1996 and ran to the basement to play. While she believes she has been vindicated by subsequent events, she is maintaining a low profile until she reads the polls.

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