Charity Thanking Her Largest Campaign Contributor
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~graceyor/charity4.html
Socks
Clinton
Is she single?
Bill
Clinton
Does it matter?
Al Gore
Her web site is a stunning contribution to the Information Superhighway,
well worth access fees.
Bob Dole
A 15% tax cut for all felines!
Jack Kemp
Great running style. I'll be grateful to let her call all of the
meows.
John
Engler (Governor of Michigan)
My triplets have always wanted a cat for their playpen, especially
one with a long tail.
Ross Perot
You can see from these charts that she will never get enough pawprints
for the ballot in all 50 states.
Dick Lamm
The country has been going to the dogs for quite awhile. It's time for
new leadership.
Pat
Paulsen
I'm every bit as serious about my campaign as she is about hers.
Emily Post
Etiquette at state dinners will be forever changed.
Millie
Bush
What did I do wrong?
Ronald
Reagan
Catnaps during Cabinet meetings and press conferences are a
Presidential tradition.
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