Charity Thanking Her Largest Campaign Contributor

Socks Clinton

Is she single?

Bill Clinton

Does it matter?

Al Gore

Her web site is a stunning contribution to the Information Superhighway, well worth access fees.

Bob Dole

A 15% tax cut for all felines!

Jack Kemp

Great running style. I'll be grateful to let her call all of the meows.

John Engler (Governor of Michigan)

My triplets have always wanted a cat for their playpen, especially one with a long tail.

Ross Perot

You can see from these charts that she will never get enough pawprints for the ballot in all 50 states.

Dick Lamm

The country has been going to the dogs for quite awhile. It's time for new leadership.

Pat Paulsen

I'm every bit as serious about my campaign as she is about hers.

Emily Post

Etiquette at state dinners will be forever changed.

Millie Bush

What did I do wrong?

Ronald Reagan

Catnaps during Cabinet meetings and press conferences are a Presidential tradition.

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