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yeah, conversations, you've all had them...some bad, some good, some too long, some too short...well, here are some random conversations, hopefully entertaining...

 / s u b j e c t s / m u r d e r /

talking with the cornflake girl...

so how did you find me?... i find everyone .... well i am wanted in 12 states for double murder...it is kinda scary that some 18 yr old girl in canada can track me down with no problem... double murder eh? how creative!!!... yeah, most people just do it once...i did it twice...i am a genious...next time it will be a quadruple murder...i only murder in multiples of 2....you have never seen that before have you?... seen what?!?!... i was robbing this party store one time and there were 5 people inside..well, i killed them all, and most people would probably just stop there at an odd number, 5, but not me...as i was walking out of the store i saw this little kid...so i shot him in the head and boom, i had a double triple murder, thats 6, a multiple of 2... maybe you will get to see it...i may move into canada with my multiple of 2 killing sprees... ok i'm scared... do you know how many people ive scared away in icq?... i have no idea why i am talking about murder...i have never killed anyone...i mean maybe i have, but ive blocked that all out... haha probably a lot! haha do you always try the like serial killer topic?... never a serial killer...maybe the cornflake thing made me think of cereal and then the natural transition from cereal is to serial killer... that is crazy shit!

 / s u b j e c t s / s i c k / 

background: some random woman from australia contacted me thru icq, apparently
she thought she knew me...

hello
hi
are u from perth?
nope, never heard of it...are you a nurse?
i used to be a nurse but i do beauty therapy now
ok, my foot slipped off my mountain bike pedal like 3 weeks ago and the
pedal ripped some skin off my shin...one part was pretty deep...thought
it was healing good but now the part where it was deepest has kinda
turned into this blister (thin skin with fluid underneathe)...is it
infected or is this a normal part of healing?...its not red or swollen
or anything...
u should go see about it, doesnt sound to good at all, is it weeping?
and have u got it covered?
what is weeping?...no, i dont have it covered...i thought it was pretty
much healed...today i spent like 4hrs in lake water, could this be what
caused the blister?
it could be i would still go get it checked, it doesnt sound good...
and are u a black american not that it bothers me at all:)
im 21, white...i am poking the blister with a needle and draining the
fluid, how does that sound?
nooooo dont do that
i like doing that...i dont think that fluid is doing any good there...
yuck i dont want to know any more ok:)
is this why you had to become a beauty person, couldnt handle the
gore?....i was hoping you would offer to suck the puss out...now i
will have to see if my cat will do it...doctors are very primative
in the usa, if i went to one he/she would probably just cut off my
leg....
lol yeah right i know a doc in florida
see if you can get him to fly to michigan to look at my leg for free
ur sick
its not sick to me...but, its my puss...thanks for your advice
although im sure i wont follow it, ill just ignore my wound until
it starts to kill me...

 / s u b j e c t s / m a r r i a g e / 
 whats up
 nothing worth talken about
 still talking to whats his face?
 yeah i haven't talked to him since wed.  but we still talk
 do you guys know when your wedding is going to be?
 ha ha ha ha...umm tomorrow...youre too funny
 yeah?
 very much so
 las vegas?
 yes las vegas
 drive thru?
 heck no
 will you tell your family before?
 heck no
 yeah, they would probably want to come and then ruin it....you two should just be
 together, alone, and do whatever you want...
 yeah thats what i think
 you invite them and you will have to spend all your time trying to make them happy
 and dealing with their comments like "wheres the cake?....every wedding has a cake...
 why the fuck dont you have a cake?...".....your wedding should be the happiest day of
 your life...i say, be together, forget about everyone else, have fun....spend all that 
 money you would have spent on the ceremony on alcohol or something...
 did i tell you that i got a tattoo today?
 no, you tattoed my name on your arm?.....that is so sweet...
 yeah but no sorry...i got a ladybug on my toe...and one on my arm with a ring with
 flowers, its really cool
 what made you do this?
 i always wanted too
 tell your parents?
 no my friend got one too
 will your parents care?
 maybe but they will never find out
 how many tattoos do your parents have combined?
 none
 wear a lot of black?
 me??
 yeah you
 i wouldn't say a lot...some...and if your thinken i'm gothic or a freak you got the
 wrong idea buddy
 some colors may not match your tattoo now, you may be forced to wear more black
 no no no my arm one is blue and purple and my toe one is red BLACK 
 who will you tell about the tattoos?
 my friends
 will they be impressed?
 yeah
 will you become the coolest person in your group?
 no they all just want one too and their rents won't let them
 do you go to school in a prison?
 no whered ya pick that idea up??
 do your friends ride motorcycles to school?
 no 
 but they are mentally ill?
 not them but are you trying to say that i am?
 i think we both already know that you are....have you heard the new smashing pumpkins?
 i haven't heard their new song and i'm mad
 the whole cd is wicked cool
 yeah
 do you realize you are going to have to take your shoes and socks off to show your
 friends the tattoo on your toe?
 yeah 
 do your feet smell?
 no
 what tattoo will you get next?
 probably a nice big one on my back
 you dont think that would be repulsive?
 i was just kidding, that would be really dumb to do that
 the other tattoos are smart?
 yeah theyre small,  i'm not getting any more but i got my ear pirced again yesterday
 cool


 / s u b j e c t s / r o a d k i l l / 
 did you see your sister last night?
 yeah
 tell me about your sister
 shes about 5'4" has brown hair and brown eyes
 i ran over a raccoon last night
 *CRUEL*
 you are so fiesty lately
 he ran into my car
 did you feel the thud?
 yeah
 I ran over a black cat like that once
 did you stop?
 no way
 i have run over a cat too
 no, I never stopped either
 couldnt really do anything anyways, except look at it and say "yep, i killed it",
 or "that had to hurt"...even if its not dead, what can you do?
 i think its better to just keep driving, if you stop and look at what you hit
 you have to admit that you killed or injured the animal, but
 if you keep driving you can just say to yourself "maybe it was just a pothole..." or
 "maybe i just ran over its tail"...
 I always seem to have birds fly into the car while I am driving too
 they all love me
 is that how i should show you i love you?
 if you like you can throw yourself in front of the car while I am driving...maybe
 I will stop and maybe I won't
 you are funny
 sarcastic even
 I wonder who I learnt that from
 this soup is way too salty..blah


 / s u b j e c t s / r e s t a r a u n t s / 
 did you have dinner at your mom's place?
 at some german restaraunt in some little town
 was it nice?
 nope
 why not?
 food was good tho
 it was small, blue collar
 haha
 fucking waitress didnt keep up with my refills
 did you voice your disatisfaction with her?
 not really
 i just tried to conserve the one refill i got out of her
 were they busy?
 when i go to restaraunts i like to drink drink drink and never have an empty glass
 no
 really?
 yeah
 don't you get filled up from too much liquid?
 doesnt it suck to have an empty glass when you are eating?
 what were you drinking?
 pop
 i usually have just 3 or so
 well, I usually ask for iced water as well
 backup
 yeah
 in case I choke
 im used to good beverage service, didnt think i needed backup
 I have started choking sometimes and had to grab someone elses drink at the table so now I get ice water too
 what the fuck do you choke on?
 food
 are you 2?
 no
 do i need to cut your meat up?
 yes
 i will just bring a blender along and chop all your food up so you can drink it with a straw
 have you never choked while eating before?
 never
 hmmm...not even at home?
 its definitely not something i get concerned about and have to have a glass of water when i eat
 maybe if i were laughing while trying to eat or something
 well, if I am in a busy restaurant and I choke, I don't want everyone gawking at me coughing and spluttering
 how often do you choke?
 perhaps once or twice in my life
 haha

 / s u b j e c t s / b i t c h e s / 
 This girl contacted me through ICQ and requested we chat, so I agreed,
 and this is what I got:

 hello
 hi
 how are  you?
 ok, you? 
 I'm great thank you :), so where are you from?
 ann arbor mi, why so happy?
 oh cool, umm well it's a Friday which I am usually happy  on a Friday :)
 I'm from Washington County, Georgia
 you smile a lot
 umm I don't smile all the time tho
 how do i know that?
 do you have any pictures where you are not smiling? 
 yes, I do
 doesnt the camera man always tell you to smile? 
 well   yea 
 why dont you listen?
 sometimes I am in a bad mood
 well dont take it out on the camera man
 and pictures are forever,
 you dont want to look back at them and think "damn, i was a bitch"
 hold up
 I am not a bitch ok
 well, i am 
 I can fucking tell
 <user leaves chat>

 I don't know, I think some people get offended too easily...

people wish they had interesting conversations like these