W h a t ' s   N e w ? I know that the only way i will get repeat visitors is if i keep adding new stuff...so i will try to do that...and rather than you searching the site to find what is new, you can just come here...i will tell you everything i add to this site here...

	7 / 0 8 / 0 5 : f r i d a y i have been adding many pictures to the photo album from recent and past excursions...

	1 / 1 8 / 0 5 : t u e s d a y i was going to try to soften my image here, but i don't think this latest update is going to help, whatever...and uh, i guess i shouldn't have pushed that old lady out of the way when i was rushing to get in line at the grocery store...but this is obviously going to be a slow process...which i totally don't have the patience for...jesus christ, aren't you finished reading this yet?...

	1 / 1 6 / 0 5 : s u n d a y ever wonder what it would be like to camp in the snow?...no?...well now that i've mentioned it you're totally interested, right?...no?...well...then, i guess i totally wasted my time making this winter camping page documenting the camping trip MEGAN and I recently went on...

	1 2 / 1 3 / 0 4 : s o m e d a y i was awkward in high school, but now, i am even more awkward, whatever...

	1 1 / 2 0 / 0 2 : s o m e d a y test your geography on the whatever page...

	8 / 2 5 / 0 2 : s u n d a y an update sure to make baby jesus cry...whatever

	8 / 1 3 / 0 2 : m o n d a y what the...?...is this thing still on?...whatever

	3 / 1 1 / 0 2 : m o n d a y over 3 months into this year and this is the first update? that's ridiculous...whatever

	1 0 / 3 1 / 0 1 : w e d n e s d a y whatever

	7 / 2 2 / 0 1 : s a t u r d a y if anyone visits this site, sorry that i havent been updating it lately...its just that im going for the guinness world record for longest time without an update...aw crap, now i have to start all over...all of that time i spent not doing updates has gone down the drain...

	5 / 4 / 0 1 : f r i d a y nearly 5 months in the making, a 5 billion dollar budget, and an all star cast, it is finally here, for your viewing pleasure, feedback...

	3 / 1 3 / 0 1 : t u e s d a y i almost updated the site today...or if you consider this an update, i did...

	1 2 / 2 3 / 0 0 : s a t u r d a y i tried to do some christmas shopping yesterday and i could only ever find like one thing per store and then id look at the long line and be like "its not worth it" and id put it back...so i ended up buying almost nothing...whatever...

	1 2 / 1 2 / 0 0 : t u e s d a y mmmmm...SNOW

	1 1 / 2 2 / 0 0 : w e d n e s d a y finally, whatever...school has been kicking my ass...

	1 0 / 2 2 / 0 0 : s u n d a y things have kind of slowed down around here huh?...im busy with school...but i doubt if most of you have read the entire site anyways, so nows your chance...after your 3rd hooked on phonics lesson you should be able to comprehend 50% of the site...and dont worry about that other 50%, i dont even understand it myself....but i only on my 2nd hooked on phonics lesson so what do you expecting?...i have not abandoned the site, ive just put it in foster care for the time being...and as we might have expected, the foster parents totally suck...

	9 / 1 7 / 0 0 : s u n d a y has it been a 20.43 days already?...i mean seriously, has it?...im not good at arithmetic...whatever

	8 / 2 8 / 0 0 : m o n d a y has it been a month already?...i mean seriously, has it?...im not good at arithmetic...whatever

	7 / 2 8 / 0 0 : f r i d a y jump to a random page...

	7 / 2 5 / 0 0 : t u e s d a y updated the writing page with this (the pen) parody i did for a class last semester...

	7 / 1 7 / 0 0 : m o n d a y damn, ever since i gave the site a little makeover i havent updated it with much content have i?...who cares, my page is pretty, it doesnt need content...

	7 / 1 1 / 0 0 : t u e s d a y im mostly done with the cosmetic changes ive been making lately...the design is still pretty simple but im a far cry from where i started over 2 years ago (my first homepage)...

	7 / 0 2 / 0 0 : s u n d a y umm...nevermind what i said last week about updating my page soon...

	6 / 2 3 / 0 0 : f r i d a y what?, did you think i had died?...well, i almost did...today i came about 5 feet away from slamming head on into another car...some people call this "oncoming traffic"...personally i dont understand why people cant just always be going in the same direction as me...and always be behind me...unless they have a knife...but yeah, i updated the whatever...shouldnt be too long before another update, unless you consider 5 years a long time...but seriously, i have some other stuff, its just not quite done...in other news, some bastard bought www.randomspace.com...

	I'm too lazy to re-format the old stuff and too sentimental to delete it, so... 06/13/00   [ m o n d a y ] whatever 06/01/00   [ t h u r s d a y ] too lazy to make a real update, but i posted some emails on the whatever page...i finally got a working counter again, thanks to digits.com... 05/28/00   [ s u n d a y ] i played golf today with my older brother and little brother and let me just tell you I SUCK...i finally hit one nice chip shot onto the green on the last hole and then realized it was the WRONG green... but, i did get some feedback from an interesting source the other day... 05/23/00   [ t u e s d a y ] another trip summary on the whatever page...also added the lyrics to bent to the lyrics page...i wouldnt endorse the entire matchbox twenty album, but bent has cool lyrics i think... 05/14/00   [ s u n d a y ] added captions to the pictures from california... 05/03/00   [ w e d n e s d a y ] back from california, updated the whatever... 04/27/00   [ w e d n e s d a y ] i caved under the pressure from cheryl and updated the whatever 04/23/00   [ s u n d a y ] hi 04/17/00   [ m o n d a y ] whatever 04/15/00   [ f r i d a y ] yep, i updated the whatever page.... 04/11/00   [ t u e s d a y ] public service announcement on the whatever page.... 04/08/00   [ s a t u r d a y ] ok, i finished the second drawing of annabelle and added her to the random art page...i also took that update to the whatever page which showed the drawing at various stages, finished it and put it on the art page...today i updated the whatever page with a discussion on cuteness...and if you feel like getting your ass beaten in some tic tac toe, try out my Trash Talkin' Tic Tac Toe... 04/04/00   [ w e d n e s d a y ] whatever 04/02/00   [ s u n d a y ] i vented on the whatever page... 04/01/00   [ s a t u r d a y ] even tho daylight savings time has jacked me out of an hour today, i still found time to update the whatever... 03/30/00   [ t h u r s d a y ] feedback...ok, ive replied to it now... 03/28/00   [ t u e s d a y ] added this picture to the scratch art page...its some notes from highschool calculus... 03/27/00   [ m o n d a y ] i got some feedback...its dirty, but im desperate... 03/26/00   [ s u n d a y ] i drew a picture of the cutest little dog youve never seen...i added her to the random art gallery or see her directly here... 03/25/00   [ s a t u r d a y ] whatever 03/21/00   [ m o n d a y ] whatever 03/14/00   [ t u e s d a y ] i updated the anti-punctuation page... 03/11/00   [ s u n d a y ] once again, i should not be here because i have a ton of school work to do tonight and it is already after midnight...but, i finished up my picture page from whistler with some new postcard pictures... 03/05/00   [ m o n d a y ] i have the patience of a 2yr old...i should be studying for ym exam tomorrow but instead i went and picked up my pictures from the trip and scanned them in...the page still isnt finished, but take a look here if you wish... 02/25/00   [ f r i d a y ] i updated the anti-religion page with stuff that has nothing to do with religion...figures...well, im going skiing for a week at whistler mountain in canada...ill be sure to bring you back something... 02/24/00   [ t h u r s d a y ] i think i should change the title of the whatever page to the anti-religion page or something... 01/20/00   [ t h u r s d a y ] hey... i updated the whatever 01/17/00   [ m o n d a y ] everwhat, words from a Native American who wasnt killed by the christians...yet.. 01/03/00   [ m o n d a y ] sometimes, there is nothing to say. if this were that time, i would be saying nothing. 11/25/99   [ t h u r s d a y ] ill be back around sometime, but maybe not until christmas time... 10/30/99   [ s a t u r d a y ] whatever...i tried to think of something write here but i couldnt... 10/25/99   [ m o n d a y ] whatever 10/24/99   [ s u n d a y ] whatever, same, but different... 10/19/99   [ t u e s d a y ] revetahw ,os derit mi 10/15/99   [ f r i d a y ] i added some narration to my pictures from golden... 10/07/99   [ t h u r s d a y ] w h a t e v e r 10/06/99   [ w e d n e s d a y ] so she was all like "you should like do that yourself" so i was like "uh, yeah, like whatEVER!"... 9/28/99   [ t u e s d a y ] damn, my class workload is starting to kick in...figured i should update the whatever page while i can...im still sitting on some other stuff too so there should be another update within a week... 9/21/99   [ t u e s d a y ] i put up a snapshot of a VR model i just made on the whatever page...go look at it or you will hurt my feelings... 9/16/99   [ w e d n e s d a y ] i got the guys at NASA to get a nice picture of a galaxy with their hubble space telescope so i could make a new graphic for the writing page...im starting to think the main randomSPACE graphic is pretty ugly... 9/15/99   [ t u e s d a y ] existence and virtual reality on the whatever page... 9/09/99   [ t h u r s d a y ] whatever 9/05/99   [ s u n d a y ] i actually got some feedback for the first time in 4 months...got my colorado pictures developed and scanned in, havent got the page totally done, but you can see them here... 8/25/99 im going to colorado tomorrow to visit my sister...and suddenly i dont feel like writing anymore, bye... 8/17/99 whatever 8/15/99 i updated the whatever page you ungrateful bastard... 8/12/99 i updated the whatever page, but thats not all folks, i updated the conversations page too... 8/10/99 whatever 8/08/99 small update to the whatever page... 8/02/99 i updated some page besides the whatever page...that would be the conversations page... 7/31/99 whatever 7/30/99 shit, why didnt you guys tell me i still had the defaced picture of myself up on the visuals page?...that shits been up there for like 2 months...if i had any new visitors (highly unlikely) they were probably like what the hell is wrong with this retard?...and thats before they saw the picture... 7/29/99 updated the whatever page with a guilty conscious... 7/28/99 updated the whatever page with more information on how you too can worship the devil... 7/25/99 the orange color i was using for links was annoying me so i changed to pale yellow... 7/21/99 you know what i did, i updated the whatever page...its not too late to click here... 7/19/99 due to the lack of responses i am changing the requirements, you no longer need to be a person to click here, and, you dont even have to click here....you can click here, click here or click here...some people (or not people) may even want to click over here updated the whatever page with more computer shit... 7/15/99 do people actually visit this page or what?...if youre a person and youre visiting this page, click here and say something... my sister just told me that "the castle" is a very funny australian movie, you dont need to know this, im just writing it down so i dont forget... 7/14/99 i made a lame update to the whatever page...been real busy lately... 7/09/99 must.....get...sleep....whatever 7/04/99 check out the whatever page where i make fun of religious people again... 6/29/99 i updated the whatever page...wasnt going to tell anyone but jackie said she liked it... on a sidenote, anyone who uses yahoo for email or uses GeoCities for a homepage should read why many people are boycotting yahoo at this site... 6/27/99 holy shit, has it been 5 days since i last updated?...wait, dont answer, i can figure this out myself...lets see, 27 - 22 = 5...yep, its been 5 days...you can blame my ISP partially, they changed the login protocol for their servers and didnt tell anyone so i spent a day wondering why i couldnt login and then i called them...well, now ive updated the whatever page... 6/22/99 updated the whatever page, subject: biking... 6/20/99 whatever again...UPDATE 3:20am: i updated todays whatever to version 1.1... 6/18/99 whatever, im tired... 6/15/99 ok, who drew on my picture on the visuals page?....not funny... 6/13/99 im going to ohio for the next couple days on business, dont steal anything while im gone... 6/12/99 whoops, i broke my five day consecutive update streak...and all i have for you today is an addition to the random art page , its the pokemon character named charizard that i drew for my little brother... 6/09/99 sprynet and/or mindspring (my isp) SUCK!...due to my current isp's slow and unstable connection i may be moving my page to my space at school...i dunno...one thing i do know is that i updated my profile with questions from my cousin... 6/08/99 i redid the "cd's page" and renamed it to the music page and added a short review of the new red hot chili peppers cd...stare at the page background long enough and you will start to see all kinds of crazy faces (or is it just me?)....this is not on purpose, its just supposed to look like metal or rock... 6/07/99 3 updates in 3 consecutive days, and my cousin says i dont update enough...sheesh...check out the whatever page where i sell out to coporate america... 6/06/99 updated the whatever page again, shes getting to be a pretty big page... 6/05/99 updated the whatever page with discussion on helplessness and the matrix... 6/01/99 test your skills at detecting junk email on the whatever page... 5/31/99 i drew a picture of whiskers, the family cat, who recently died (was put to sleep)...funny how we say "put to sleep" instead of "killed"...it sounds nicer...anyways, i added the picture to the random gallery... 5/29/99 i have been receiving a lot of pressure to update my page more fequently from a certain source...im not sure what they are capable of doing but its probably nothing to worry about... nevertheless, i updated the whatever page just to be safe...if it seems to be lower quality than usual its probably because i dont work well when people threaten me... 5/28/99 whatever 5/22/99 i just that realized my website is not Y2K compliant, i have been using only 2 numbers to denote the year when i date things...so, in 2099 no one will no if the date 3/15/99 means 3/15/1999 or 3/15/2099...or heaven forbid, 3/15/1899...i am aware of the problem tho and i am working around the clock to get it fixed so that we can avoid any kind of disaster...in the meantime, i made a few updates to the whatever page...and, i also got a little feedback... and again, seems we meet, in the spaces in between, always say, wont be long...oh but somethings always wrong 5/15/99 i updated the whatever page again when no one was looking...also, most of the subpages have new backgrounds which i took and modified from idsoftwares latest game "Quake 3: Arena"...the current site design is starting to make me sick and im working on making something new... 5/12/99 well, i made 2 partial updates to the whatever page, ive been lazy lately, not enough sleep...been busy with work and hockey... 5/10/99 i had a terrible mothers day weekend....none of my kids called me even just to say hi....kids... 5/6/99 well, i added a whatever page today...actually used some color on this page... 5/5/99 ever have one of those days where everything goes right and just falls into place?....yeah?....well i havent, so f you...and we dont need you coming here to brag about how god damn good your life is....punk...i just saw this movie about humans going to war with these crazy bugs...sounds like some stupid sci-fi movie doesnt it?...thats what i thought, but ill be damned if i didnt sit thru the whole thing and enjoy it...now im wondering what the name of it was cos i flipped to it while it was already in progress...oh where oh where can my baby be, the lord took her away from me, shes gone to heaven so ive got to be good, so i can be with her when i leave this world...sorry, that was just a pearl jam song...well, actually its a cover by pearl jam...yeah, so i was thinking maybe this movie was "starship troopers"?...anyone know?...so, schools over...pretty cool, but i didnt do that good this semester, i guess thats what happens when i dont go to class and dont do the homework...hmmm...does this really belong on the "new" page?...maybe i need a new page called something like the "whatever" page because whenever i write something on the current pages i feel like it has to be good...but, if i had a "whatever" page i could update it with total crap and not feel bad...if people complained to me about how bad it was id just be like "umm...whatever"...anyways, this summer im gonna work at my normal job and also help one of my profs with his research in windowed key revocation....hopefully ill go on a couple vacations, colorado and new zealand...youve gotta like that...want to know anything else about my personal life or can i go and be free of your interrogation? 4/28/99 i updated my profile with questions from my cousin (the only person who visits this site besides me) and her friends... 4/21/99 think your life sucks?...you're right, it does...but check out Stuff That Sucks for more stuff that sucks and try to find comfort...here's a few samples: (the following is from "Stuff That Sucks" @www.shugashack.com by Steve Gibson) Spilling stuff on my keyboard Talk about a damn pisser. Especially anything sticky like apple juice or 3 day old milk. Not that I've ever had a cup of milk sit on my desk for 3 days, but I'm just saying if I did, and if I would happen to spill it, that would suck. Thats all. The good part about it is when I'm cleaning off the keyboard some interesting poetry shows up on my screen that really gives me a new perspective on life. Here's an example: 3024ieofh;ZKCL?LWWJF A{PFOW @#J_ROJOZDFZPODFJA SDF:OAI@+E Little kids with nicer clothes than you If I see one more 12yr old kid with those CK jeans and that Gucci watch I'm gonna mug the little bastard. Either that or hold the kid ransom because you know his parents are loaded. What ever happened to teaching kids the value of money? Hold the little anklebiter ransom for $5 for 3 months in the trunk of a VW Volkswagon.. that will teach him the value. Webmasters that whine Oh god I hate those guys. They sit there on their high horse like they are all mighty and perfect talking about what is wrong with the world and how everyone is a complete retard except for themselves. The sad sad thing is the guy probably believes half the stuff he says. What a delusional pathetic life. Poor guy. 4/19/99 naked mile tomorrow...i went downtown tonight and theres all these news vans camped out so they can cover the naked mile tomorrow night...i think its getting a little too popular...it probably attracts every sex offender in the state of michigan to ann arbor, but i think its a cool tradition and hope it doesnt get ruined... 4/09/99 who gives a shit about the year 2000?...the only thing that could make it momentous is if all the computers go haywire and cause some chaos, or if all the dumb people panic and make a chaotic situation because they are afraid of a chaotic situation....now if something were going to happen in the year 2000 like the legalization of crack then i can see why people would get excited, but if it just means i have to start remembering to write a different date on my checks then im not gonna get too excited about it...thats all i have to say... 3/15/99 i scanned in some more stuff ive drawn and added two new galleries to the art page: scratch and faces...the random and nature galleries were also updated... 3/13/99 well, had the best time ever skiing in jackson hole over break...got some pictures from the trip which suck but ill scan them in anyways...i scanned a bunch of other pictures in which i have yet to resize and organize, but someday...i was also messing around with a new menu which i havent sorted out yet, but if you want you can check it out... 2/17/99 sorry for making you wait so long for the answer to the question but i wanted to give people time to send in what they thought the answer was, so lets have a look at what people thought: What have i been doing? Total number of votes "becoming a born again christian" 0 "having a sex change" 0 "serving my time in jail" 0 "kickin it old skool wit my hommies in da hood" 0 "studying" 0 well, nothing too surprising there...although i must say that i am disappointed that just as many people voted for me "serving my time in jail" as did for me "studying"....come on people, what do you think of me?...i dont study...and i would also like to point out how no one guessed wrong...that just shows that my audience here is very educated, i will have to inform my advertisers of this...but anyways, on to the answer....much to the dismay of my cousin, i have not become a born again christian...havent had a sex change (not sure how my cousin feels about this)...i served my jail time long ago...and im not a gangsta (anymore)...so, i must have been studying...ill be doing that for the next 2 weeks also so dont expect an update...then i will be heading off to Jackson Hole, Wyoming over spring break to ski...aw yeah...here are some pictures of Jackson Hole: 2/9/99 you havent seen me in awhile have you?....what do you think i have been doing: a) becoming a born again christian? b) having a sex change? c) serving my time in jail? d) kickin it old skool wit my hommies in da hood? e) studying? ill be back later with the answer to the question that has been on your mind for the past month... 1/15/99 the untitled page was updated... 1/10/99 i dont want to be here, but since i am i thought id tell you that the untitled page has been updated with discussion of "the chewbacca defense"... 1/6/99 whats up?...i saw "rush hour" today and i highly recommend it if you want a good laugh...our special today is an update to the untitled page ...first day of school for me today, just about put me to sleep...expect to see less of me...hey, stop crying youre embarassing me... 1/5/99 the green font i used for christmas was annoying me so i had to get rid of it...the title image on this page was also annoying me so i changed it...anything else want to annoy me?...yeah, i didnt think so...i updated the downLOADS page with a new version of SendPLT+, not that anyone would be interested in that... 1/4/99 hey, im starting to become a regular around here arent i?...pretty soon theyre gonna know me by name...i put up another piece of writing called Who would i spend a day with? to see if i can suck anymore compliments out of my wonderful cousin... 1/3/99 got more feedback from my #1 cousin...she even submitted a question for my profile... 12/30/98 jackie has complained that there arent enough stories on my site so i have just uploaded another one, Z,Y,X,W,V,U,T,S,R,#$%&@!, check it out...hope youre happy now... 12/28/98 i cant even count the number of emails i have recieved asking me to say more about myself...not because i never learned to count, but because i have not recieved any such emails...luckily for you tho, i am so conceited that i do not need to be asked to talk about myself, it's really the only thing that i am willing to talk about...so, i have uploaded my personal profile for you all to read...i read it 4-5 times a day, you all should too...but dont click this 12/25/98 christmas was pretty cool, i got a camera and some tools, then i got sick...or no, christmas is about giving isnt it?...well...i have probably given someone my cold...awhile ago i created a kurt vonnegut page which has interviews and commentary that i thought was interesting the first time i read them...now i think the best thing on the page is the speech he didnt write... 11/26/98 hi, remember me?...im the one who borrowed your cd player and never gave it back...or no wait, that wasnt me, that was someone else...i dont even know what cd player youre talking about....well, i got some feedback from my very own cousin, jackie jensen, or jackass jensen as she likes to be called...added a new drawing to the random art gallery...and i think thats all folks... 10/11/98 the nothing page has been updated...or has it?... 9/9/98 yeah, im still alive...just havent had much to say lately...you know?... 6/27/98 got more feedback, check it out here 6/24/98 want to go to a site that is just complete chaos? try this...author says its for mature audiences only, but i couldnt find anything offensive...we just got a scanner where i work so i think you can expect to see some more pictures and art scanned in soon, and i can even scan stuff in color!... 6/15/98 long time no see....but i havent just been sitting around, i have been sleeping too...but, i did manage to get one thing done and i think you should ALL read it...it may just look like a lot of words, but i think you will find it interesting if you take the time to read it, so without further ado, here is the link to the newly done Books page...thank you... 6/10/98 want to see a cool pic of mars?...click here... 6/6/98 whats this?...more feedback?...are people actually coming to this site?...if so, whats wrong with them?...dont they have something better to do?...i added a whole new page in response to this persons email...it is called "html" and it expalains how i did some of the stuff on this site...check it out here... 6/5/98 got more feedback!...all the way from Egypt...the detroit redwings have made it to the stanley cup finals!...thats all i can think of now... 6/4/98 holy sh*t! my first homepage got the "Sprynet Site of the Day Award"...how could they have picked my first page over this page tho?...can't they see that this page is way more pretty?...why can't they be superficial like everyone else?... new lyrics on lyrics page, crestfallen from the new pumpkins cd... 6/2/98 the lyrics page has gotten redone, its almost as pretty as rachel now...well, not really...also added shimmer by fuel...new conversation on conversations page...did you all get the new smashing pumpkins cd?...i did, and i like it...most of the songs are really slow tho... 5/30/98 its been a long time since i got feedback...for awhile there i thought i was gonna have to start faking it...but, then i got on the ultra slim fast weight plan and it changed my life...i have lost 30lbs, and not only do i feel better about myself, but i got feedback too, check it out....im going to add some lyrics to the lyrics page, and start up the "books" page soon i hope.. 5/28/98 new conversation on the conversations page its partially fabricated, the events and characters are completely real tho, any non-similarity to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental...its about roadkill, check it out... 5/27/98 finally realized that the title graphic on the main page was ugly with a capital "U", so it has been replaced, theres also a new title image for the art page... 5/17/98 added two new pages off "writing"...one called "Books" which is empty now and one called untitled 5/16/98 notice how the link images light up when you put your mouse over them?...well, that is no accident...took a lot of time...im still not completely done...hey, a friend taught me how to get ketchup out of a full ketchup bottle without using a knife...here's what you do: 1. tilt the bottle at a 45 degree angle 2. repeatedly hit it halfway between the opening and the bottom until the ketchup flows (see diagram) 5/11/98 version 1.6 of Paranoia is now availiable on the downloads page, you can now encode any kind of file with it, and i think i have gotten out all the bugs, screenshots have been updated...check it out 5/10/98 new font on some pages, i think its easier to read...hey,try to contain your excitement...updates have been kinda lame lately huh?...ill see what i can do about that... 5/9/98 I think i have made the site easier to navigate, still working on finishing that, its real late, gotta go to bed now...new conversation on conversations page...dats about it 5/7/98 I heard today that Led Zepplin is suing Pearl Jam cos they think "Given to Fly" sounds too much like "Going to California"...I think thats lame of Led Zep...when are Page and Plant just going to die?...why couldn't they have overdosed on drugs and died about ten years ago like real rock stars? 5/6/98 new downloads page...version 1.2 of Paranoia is now availiable for download there...check it out 4/26/98 new improved orientation of pictures in art galleries!...new nothing page...version 1.1 of Paranoia is now availiable for download...see bottom of random page... new art pictures here and here...clicking on page title images will send you to the site map now... 4/25/98 added graphic to Rachel's corner (its obvious that she isnt going to do anything to it herself)...you can now get to the "site map" by clicking the title image on this page... 4/24/98 Added a site map!!....you can get to it by clicking on the main title pic on "Main"... 4/10/98 new conversations page off random...... 4/9/98 talked to Crystal P, she says that she has had too much work and too little time lately...i would just like to ask whoever is giving her all this work to please just stop, cos she hasn't had time to lather me with compliments like normal...i tried to scan more pics, but the software i used to use was gone off the computer and i just didnt know what to do...the UofM hockey and football teams are getting a visit with the president...cool eh?....new art gallery off the art page here... 4/5/98 the Vegetable cleared up the Kurt Vonnegut thing, see here...MICHIGAN JUST WON THE NCAA HOCKEY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!....if you remember, earlier this year, UofM won the national championship in football...i guess, UofM is just a kick ass college...Boston College played a great hockey game though...i dont think i should have to take finals because of this.... 4/4/98 new drawing here....more Space pictures added off visuals page 4/3/98 just finished my midterms...added some pics to the visuals page...added some writing to the random page, gotta go to bed now, see ya... 3/24/98 *still pissed at the cops* 3/23/98 i don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of this place...maybe it's time to paint the walls again...actually, ive got some stuff i want to do, i just dont have the time to do it...there probably won't be anything new here for awhile, so just go back and read everything again, i think you missed a few things... MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr ....i just got another fucking ticket from some other fucking cop for making a left turn where i guess it is prohibited...there are way too many cops on the streets...i am just a kid trying to go to school and work and become a productive citizen, and these cops are trying to ruin me...whats up with that?...when i finally make it in this world, i will not forget how i have been wronged by the cops, traffic cops are NOT my friend...the worst...they are the worst... New feedback comment added... 3/21/98 there just arent enough hours in the day....Rachel had something interesting happen to her, too bad she is too damn lazy to write about it... 3/19/98 Mike turns 7 today...i was going to complain about something, but i just don't care about it now....had to get rid of that green background tho... 3/17/98 aye lads, this is me salute to st patties day....if the Irish dont have the most annoying accents, then who does? 3/15/98 Michigan beat Notre Dame in the first round of the CCHA hockey tournament!....they lost in basketball :(....i drew a portrait of rachel which doesnt do her justice, but you can see it here... 3/14/98 not much is new here, what's new with you? 3/13/98 a 23 year old guy jumped off a parking structure in downtown Ann Arbor yesterday...i hope it wasn't the Orbit's guide to suicide that inspired him...had he read the guide to suicide he might have done a better job, he almost survived...i wish that he had landed on the refs from the hockey game i went to tonight...they were terrible...i have known a few people who have commited suicide, its not a funny thing...i think that if people had a little more understanding maybe people like this 23 year old could talk openly about their feelings and they would realize that things maybe arent as bad as they seem...but people dont understand...they dont feel my pain...i am alone...so i jump off a building...fuck life... 3/12/98 scanned a few pictures ive drawn, turned out kinda crappy, but you can see them on the art page...thinking about killing yourself?...check out "Orbits Guide to Suicide" off the random page... 3/11/98 new feedback comment, and it's actually pretty interesting, i think 3/10/98 god dammit...i downloaded Netscape Communicator yesterday and it had an HTML editor on it, so i decided to try it out...MISTAKE...i have spent the last half hour fixing things it messed up...I hate netscape now, I recommend you all use Internet Explorer 4.0...death to netscape....if you like your homepages, DO NOT edit them with Netscape...it changes a lot of things without asking, and that, is real f 'ing annoying...Ok, that piece of shit program called "Netscape Communicator" has been uninstalled from my machine... 3/9/98 I doubt if you'll see anything new here this week.... 3/8/98 every time i get a break from school i always tell myself i will use the time to catch up...but i never ever do...here i am, 4:19 on Sunday, my last day of break, and i have yet to open my backpack...but im going to the library now, see ya...nothing new on the site besides this...almost to a 1000 visitors, keep up the good work...You know how i said i had updated the quote page?..well, somehow it never happened...until now...check it out, its off the writing page or just click here...sorry bout that....it will never happen again...but if it does, i will just blame it on Rachel... 3/7/98 sun finally came out today so i got to play some hockey...not much is new here, just a poem on the hidden page...fixed up the philosophy page a bit, but nothing significant... 3/6/98 I talked to my mom today...she seems like a nice lady...i added a "philosophy page" which you can get to from the "random" page...right now it just has one paper i wrote that i got a C on so it might not be that good, but i found the paper interesting when i re-read it... 3/5/98 NOTE TO SELF: encourage them to click on stuff....ok, i think i was supposed to tell you guys something but i cant remember what it was right now...I added some stuff to the Random page, check it out... 3/4/98 added new selections on writing page...guitar tab search page improved...if you click future links now you get a message...this place now has 23 pages and 38 images...crazy huh?...lots of places to hide...right now i am on spring break and it has been raining outside so i have nothing else to do, don't expect so many updates when i go back to school or the weather turns nice...finally got the award trophy from the Crystal P click here to see...thanks again to her...Go to her page...added a bunch of quotes off the top of my head to the quote page...that started out serious but fell apart quickly...new poem added on hidden page...new feedback comment...dammit...she always runs away...no answer..surprise surprise...12:30am, I will definitely be late for work tomorrow 3/3/98 cleaned up graphics...you won't notice unless you've got a nice computer, and when i say nice, i don't mean it holds the door open for you, i mean it has a 4mb video card and a monitor to match...moved the intro on the hidden page cos it didnt fit in...added some stuff to the "c d 's" page... 3/2/98 added new page called "c d 's" off "random" page, it's all about cds...i might post reviews of cds someday...the hidden page has gotten a make over, it looks absolutely beautiful and all the other pages are jealous...if you havent found the hidden page, dont blame me...the link to it is neither obvious nor completely obscure...look and ye shall find...just got and responded to new feedback comment...added new page for Rachel off "Random", she was jealous, please humor her... 3/1/98 This site got an award!...read all about it on the FeedBack page...I added links above to all main pages so you can just see whats new here and then go there, rather than having to go back to the main page...you're welcome... 2/28/98 i promised i would improve the format of the feedback page and i have delivered on this promise i think...check it out...also new graphic for random page 2/27/98 i got feedback! 2/26/98 new link to National Motorists Association on Random page- the NMA page has lots of good information, like how to get out of speeding tickets... 2/25/98 whats new?...i got a damn speeding ticket on my way to work this morning...i was driving along peacefully with no other cars in sight, and this d**khead cop decides to pull me over and give me a ticket...like i dont have enough shit to deal with....from now on, i am dedicating this site to slandering the police, if you have anything bad to say about the police, send it here. ...if i didnt know better, id say there were a few people besides me that visited the site today...i have yet to hear from anyone...this makes me sad... 2/24/98 Suggestions added to Guitar tab search page, new links added to Random Page...Quotes page added off Writing, but it doesnt have any quotes yet, so dont get too excited...ok, theres a quote there now...i should be doing my homework...remind me to pay my tuition by Friday, thanks 2/23/98 "Visuals" now have explanations...been trying to clean up the graphics, they dont look so good on computers that have 16 million colors....i made a new graphic that i will use for links, it looks like:  ...there is a new page called "Random"...new search thing for finding guitar tab off Random page..."speech by Kurt Vonnegut" added to "Writing"....you can thank my sister for that... 2/22/98 Whats new?....the whole damn website 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people...um...i dont know...im out of ideas